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If you are a business owner, Mitt Romney has a message for you. Tell your employees that the future depends on voting for Mitt Romney. You can do that, legally. In fact, tell them—the people whose paychecks you sign—that their futures depend on it, too.
The dying US Postal Service announced today that for the first time in like ever, living people will be appearing on stamps. To wit:
Designer trash bags are now available for purchase.
TMZ claims that Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test last week, which means she could go back to jail for 30 days. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this girl? If prison and rehab didn't help, she's doomed.
Well, this sure is an abomination. [Wonkette]
A decade ago they were the child auteurs who could do no wrong. Wes Anderson and Spike Jonze were not just proclaimed the saviors of the cinema, but of modern civilization as well.
In your newspaper advertising supplements yesterday, you may have noticed this intriguing ad for Baby Jingles Heavenly Handfuls Li'l Monkey Hugs Doll by Artist Darlene Austin. You missed it? We'll transcribe the important details for you.
"Stuff White People Like." It seemed so innocent for those first few hours. Now the whole format has been squeezed dry and used up like an old bottle of shampoo. Which is Something Hipsters Hate.
"Socialitopoly," from Vanity Fair. Its unbiased rankings: Graydon Carter's Monkey Bar has above-average prestige, but the disgustingly easy-to-enter Waverly Inn is nowhere to be found. Take heed, board game-playing social climbers. Click to enlarge. [VF]
Dog Snuggies are here.
NBC is reportedly developing a sitcom called "George and Hilly" based on New York Observer writer George Gurley's columns about couples therapy with his fiancee. Here's what prime time viewers have to look forward to:
Hey, I'm just popping in for sec here. In case you forgot about or didn't see our Gawker interview with Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Firefly / Serenity creator Joss Whedon, his latest project, "Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog" starring Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion premiered on the Interwebs today. Each of the…
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