While on her way to pick up her husband from the scene of a crash he'd been in on a road in western France, a woman accidentally struck her husband with her car, killing him on the same dangerous bend. He died instantly and this is a horribly sad story.
Paris Hilton Now Dabbling in Spoken Word Techno Music (UPDATE)
Well, this is very awful. This is "Drunk Text," Paris Hilton's "latest" single and a collaboration with the house music production duo Manufactured Superstars.
This Winter Sucked So Much
Winter always sucks. (Those of you who don't think that winter always sucks: we believe you'll still agree with the following sentence.) But this past winter has especially sucked. Let us count the ways:
Tucker Max Has an Explanation
Schlitz-grasping cargo short sporter Tucker Max has finally figured out why his movie, Penis in a Beer Cozy, was a financial failure.
Prepare For The Lamest Halloween Ever
Man, Halloween is going to suck this year. A hollow-eyed populace, hobbled by the Wall Street meltdown and unable to afford real costumes, will just wander the streets aimlessly, their kids draped in old bedsheets or festooned with cardboard cutouts in the rough shape of a pirate hat, begging their poverty-stricken…
Ruby Tuesday: Total Ripoff
Last week we gently mocked floundering artery-clogger Ruby Tuesday's announcement that it would be blowing up one of its restaurants LIVE on the internet as a signal to the world that it was changing the way it does business. But as dumb as that idea sounded strategically, it did have one redeeming quality: an…
Why Is Houston So Much More Attractive Than NYC?
Manhattan residents often find themselves dreaming of the paradise that is Houston, Texas. The cars; the affordable barbecue; the murders. It's a working man's promised land. But why must some people have the bad fortune to get stuck in NYC, while others live the dream by breaking free and making their way to the…
VICE Magazine Party Sucks, Is Packed
VICE Magazine, the magazine whose readers are too cool to read it, had a party last night! It was a free concert sponsored by their friends at Nokia NSeries! But VICE didn't want its enthusiastic fans to get too worked up about the possibility of having fun, so they sent out an email in advance warning everyone who…
Public Will Pay For Checked Bags Over The Airline Industry's Cold, Dead Body
One night last week I found myself watching the NBC Nightly News—a rare occurrence, because I am not yet old. The lead story was about how American Airlines was going to start charging a $15 fee for each checked bag. Grumbling! Populist outrage! What will these dang companies do next?! It became clear at that early…
