“The throwaway moments of the zeitgeist feel heavier now, or somehow more full, but maybe this is just what getting older has always felt like, at any moment in time. How could you ever tell?” This is a lovely essay on time, the Internet, and penises.

The greatest thing you'll read all day: Harper's web dude Paul Ford (AKA Gary Benchley!) reveals 100 ways to say "I love you." IT IS INSANE! [The Morning News]