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    Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    i'm kinda creeped out by the weird crunching sound they added every time she takes a bite. i guess "crispy gristle n' tendon burger" didn't test as well.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    Hey, speaking of Padma Lakshmi, she won't be on Top Chef Masters tonight. But we're gonna have a commenter live-blog anyway. Tonight at 10 Eastern. Here on Gawker.


    So ... anyhoo .... that's one big burger, huh?

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    cownilingus!
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    It's so weird that they're pretending all these burgers are penises in order to sell them to straight guys. You'd think they'd do an ad with a woman with two big burger bubbies and call it The Rack or something.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/24/09

    @Steverino Begins: introducing the Beef Curtain...
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    06/24/09

    @HiredGoons: Ha! A lesbian friend in college used to drunkenly eat her burgers in a way that would be perfect for the ads.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/24/09

    @Steverino Begins:


    Mexico does this foodsex stuff nicely. Juicy Tacos, Huge Burritos (little burro penises), and probably many more.


    Don't miss the best part of the article:


    "Shot in Malibu, the commercial was created by Mendelsohn Zien."


    Zien is penis in Hebrew.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/24/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Now you know why I am an ardent Zienist.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    06/24/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I bet Mexico's burrito/taco combo ads are stunning.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/24/09

    @BookishLookish:


    You will also be happy to know that Po-Po is slang for Vaj. Po means "here." The israeli girls have to point and say "Po-Po," otherwise, their mates are a little lost.


    Fondle-y remembering The Trifecta:

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/24/09

    @Steverino Begins:


    One of my favorite things is a burrito, wet style (burrito mojado) which I guess is why the wet floor signs (piso mojado) make me hungry? TMBI (too much burrito information?)

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    Image of Flunathan Flunathan
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    How about a reversal of the sexes? I'm thinking Zac Efron in tighty whities eating a meatball subway sandwich.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/24/09

    @jedavis: Or an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/24/09

    @Kid Twist: My vote is for the house special at Big Vinnie's Bracciole* Palace, Avenue U, Brooklyn.


    That is pronounced "bra-JHOOL" for you people who live elsewhere.

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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/24/09

    @BookishLookish: Followed by some creamy cannolis from Nunzio's on 86th Street, under the West End Line.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    I always thought that for the fat couch potatoes out there, just knowing that if they keep eating those burgers, TV might keep showing them videos of hot girls in bikinis... is enough.


    And probably preferable to actually meeting such a girl, which may be a horrifying and traumatic experience.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    Last jump with the burger on her belly? That's what we call the "comeshot," my darlings.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/24/09

    @BookishLookish: just make sure to wear a condiment.
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    Image of foofybunny foofybunny
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    How you would fail to link to this in this article is beyond me. Do you guys even read what you put out?


    [gawker.com]

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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    06/24/09

    @foofybunny: I am talking here about a very specific genre of burgersex TV ads involving scantily-clad famous women orgasmically consuming burgers. Maybe I should have been more specifically sexy.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    This is way more subtle than the Japanese commercial where Frank Stallone performs cunnilingus on two slices of Honey Baked Ham.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    The difference between that woman and I, is that my regurgitation of that burger would be involuntary.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    This ancient art form goes back to the Stone Age, when Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble sang "Here we come, on the run, with a burger on a bun!" while Fred and Barney got their rocks off.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/24/09

    @TedSez:


    A yabba dabba do me.

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    Image of salesman_clara salesman_clara
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    [www.theawl.com]
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/24/09

    @salesman_clara: Haha. You know, I never read the Awl. But it's pretty perfect. All of the writers who were always vaguely superior and maybe "too good" for Gawker formed a blog, where all the commenters who were "too good" for Gawker went to comment, and they're friend with the Jezebel editors, who are definitely "too good" for Gawker.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/24/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: although that being said, it's still fun to read.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    That burger looks gross though.


    Of course it does. It's full of invalid parameters.

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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    What burger?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/24/09

    @Awesome X: The magical one, which never seems to get smaller even though she keeps biting into it again and again and again.


    /paging Dr. Freud

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    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/24/09

    @BookishLookish: Ha! Freud, too, would've just said, "What burger?"
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    What burger?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/24/09

    @kneetoe: Er, did you plan that with Awesome X?
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