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Mediahohoho
05/05/09

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What the fuck does Bachmann care? She's just tap dancing around until the Rapture.
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skahammer
05/05/09

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What if, after 1994, or after 2000, or after 2004, a dozen Democratic members had started going to weekly socialist book club meetings run by Bernie Sanders, highlighting portions of their Hal Draper texts and The Road to Wigan Pier?

Just savoring this sentence.

Say what you will about the various old-school Gawker Eras of your choice, sentences like this one convince me that the current era can stand with any of them.
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southernbitch
05/05/09

@skahammer: sentences like that also make me sad that wonkette is no longer at it's peak.
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GaleSydor
05/05/09

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Since when is Ron Paul a sweetheart of the Republicans? He is shunned by the mainstream media, conservative media, and just about everyone in his party. Has something changed that I missed?
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Pareene
05/05/09

@GaleSydor: yes! now that they don't know how to win elections anymore republicans are going to his little book party!
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skahammer
05/05/09

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I believe the Fed's establishing statute is actually in the Bible. Check the Book of Greenspan.
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Hydroceph
05/05/09

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Which explains why Michele asked Tim Geithner that insane question about where exactly in the Constitution it says the Federal Reserve is allowed to exist.

Pssst! Michele! The Constitution doesn't say anything about the Air Force, either. Will that be your next target?
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BadUncle
05/05/09

@Hydroceph: Or hydroelectric power. Or the CDC. Or the interstate highway system. Or a college football playoff system.
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TheWhiteRabbit
05/05/09

@Hydroceph: You ask this of her as if she has real human emotions and thought patterns. Or a brain.
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Hydroceph
05/05/09

@TheWhiteRabbit: I know. The stupid caught me in a weak moment when i was inexplicably sober.
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xoxoGossipGirl
05/05/09

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I <3 Ron Paul.
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The One
05/05/09

@xoxoGossipGirl: You also <3 his BFFs, the JBS?
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HiredGoons
05/05/09

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That woman looks like the love-child of Dee Wallace and Linda Carter. Yeesh.
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Colonel Mustard
05/05/09

@HiredGoons: I am so excited that you even know who Dee Wallace IS. Seriously.
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HiredGoons
05/05/09

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I lean Libertarian, but Ron Paul is a royal douche.
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Colonel Mustard
05/05/09

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Sorry, Dr. Congressman Ron Paul. I wish you all the best of luck, but you are no Annie Sullivan.
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Lance Uppercut
05/05/09

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Is there anything you liberals won't find to whine about? Jeez, you won AND you somehow got Al Franken elected to the Senate. Take a schvitz, head to the caribean, enjoy it and stop worrying about someone taking away your shiny new toy! Al freaking Franken! I still can't wrap my head around that one. OK now attack.
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El Matardillo
05/05/09

@Lance Uppercut: We can't legally attack without a Letter of Marque.
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Rhymenocerous
05/05/09

@Lance Uppercut: I ask this as a totally impartial observer: Can you please demonstrate how Al Franken could even hypothetically be worse than Michelle Bachman? Does she have a Democratic equivalent, and if so, where are the crazy interviews? I am open to the possibility, but I do not know of any potential candidates.
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blix
05/05/09

@Lance Uppercut: Aside from nothing, a schvitz sounds wonderful to me.
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PandoraSpocks
05/05/09

@Lance Uppercut: I think Al Franken is a total maroon. But you're talking about a state that elected Jesse Ventura (3 way vote split) and Franken won by 225 votes. You can't blame anyone for Minnesots except the people who vote there.
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PandoraSpocks
05/05/09

@PandoraSpocks: Minnesota is correct, but Minnesots may actually explain part of the problem.("Hey Gunner, pick up two cases of Schlitz and we'll go ice fishin', you betcha.")
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onebadclam
05/05/09

@Lance Uppercut: Just as soon as Coleman stops appealing to every court he can find, and the birthers find some other conspiracy over which to obsess, and those wacky citizen Grand Juries stop producing worthless indictments against everyone who has even glanced at President Obama.
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BonMorte
05/05/09

@czecher: You want a democrat much more fit for derision than Bachman? Here you go

+ Watch video

_from=PL&index=15 She was a HUGE Obama supporter in Florida, don't even try and say she is some fringe nut. Hell the democrats cut a district specifically for this clown. How proud they must be.

Oh Pareene, you're certainly not the one to talk about fiscal policy. You're the same moron that posted an article with the names of congressman that voted against the first TARP bailout. Urging everyone to call them and give what for. You've only got one window left in that glass house.

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southernbitch
05/05/09

@BonMorte: man, representatives get up there and talk about sports victories from their states/districts ALL THE FUCKING TIME. especially any reps from the south. so this really isn't indicative about anything but southerners are fucking retarded about college sports.
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