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    Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over

    Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk

    'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'

    Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV

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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/21/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    By 'penal insertion' does he mean 'prison rape?' #arthurkade
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    10/21/09

    @goetz: Whoops, clearly I'm not the first person to think that. I should stop shooting from the hip. Oh, kind of like Kade has done. #arthurkade
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    Image of Sir Thomas More Sir Thomas More
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    Is Kade talking about compromising his values and bending over to JA? #arthurkade
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    Image of IpsoFacto IpsoFacto
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over

    Dear Gawkers,

    My name is Arthur Kade and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass blog posts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy from a Kade-rated "cream of the crop" woman? I mean, I guess its fun making fun of people because of your insecurities, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the Hipster Grifter.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've been on Gossip Girl, I'm on an epic journey to glory and stardom, and every writer is blown away by my looks and body. What journeys have you been on other than "jerk off to the Montauk Monster"? I also get ton of attention on the internet and have a bangin hot perfect 10 girlfriend (she just blew me; shit was SO famous) You are all a bunch of wannabe fameballs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

    Pic Related: its me and my bitch #arthurkade
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    Gabriel Snyder promoted this comment IpsoFacto was starred IpsoFacto was unstarred
    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    10/20/09

    @IpsoFacto: Wow, you look just like Mickey Rourke. Who's the fella with the brillo pad hair and weak chin next to you? #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/20/09

    @IpsoFacto: j'adore! #arthurkade
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/20/09

    @IpsoFacto: I don't think you're him. His blog is way funnier than this. I think you're someone else.

    And there's no way Arthur Kade wouldn't call himself "King Kade", or "The Brand" or something. #arthurkade
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    10/20/09

    @IpsoFacto: Epic win, sir. #arthurkade
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/21/09

    @IpsoFacto: Hit you with the best cumshot? Hope you like getting it in your eyes! #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    LOVE the dino hands dance! He's a shitasaurus! #arthurkade
     Reply
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    Image of braak braak
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    Hahahah. "Penal insertion." Hahahahahah. #arthurkade
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/20/09

    @braak: Crying, here! #arthurkade
     Reply
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    He makes Paul Janka look like a catch. #arthurkade
     Reply
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    10/20/09

    @gladys_kravitz: For God's sake, the man gave us Put Your Head On My Shoulder! Don't compare him to this fecal goblin! #arthurkade
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    10/20/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Good one. And I hear the fecal goblin Halloween costumes are selling like hotcakes. #arthurkade
     Reply
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    Image of botanical botanical
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    he looks like...the psycho from fargo. only moreso. #arthurkade
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    pureblarney promoted this comment botanical was starred botanical was unstarred
    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/21/09

    @botanical: WUT you are not talking about my baby Peter Stormare. #arthurkade
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    Hey, balding creep, you're using counting stats to describe your sex life. Get a therapist, find god, or blow your brains out. Anything to stop you from visiting your deep dissociative sociopathy on the poor women who think that you might be a reasonably worthwhile human being. #arthurkade
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/20/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Option 4: Move to Hollywood, where you will be applauded for being a vain, balding sociopath. #arthurkade
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    I have to ask: WHAT is penal insertion? #arthurkade
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    10/20/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: It’s just another way of saying baginal fenestration. #arthurkade
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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    10/20/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Isn't that what Wentworth Miller did on Prison Break? #arthurkade
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    In all fairness, this is the first A.K. video on youtube I've ever seen with more than 1 star. Progress! #arthurkade
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    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    He hasn't had "penal" insertion in 3 weeks? I find that difficult to believe that face isn't popular at the men's Philly lock up after midnight.
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    Miss Anita Manbadly promoted this comment Edited by Chore Boy at 10/20/09 5:22 PM Chore Boy was starred Chore Boy was unstarred
    Image of Qubert Qubert
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    Wait a minute: this guy's not a virgin? #arthurkade
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    pureblarney promoted this comment Qubert was starred Qubert was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/20/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
    Photo of A.K. in a black-tiled bathroom: Perfect. #arthurkade
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    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    His twitter feed is simply unbelievable; a hundred times worse (and consequently funnier) than his blog:

    [twitter.com]
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    depardoo promoted this comment Charolastra was starred Charolastra was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/23/09

    @Charolastra:

    I just read some of it, at your suggestion. It simply can't be real, can it?
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    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    09/23/09

    @depardoo: I thought it was all a farce until I read this and found out how depressingly real Arthur Kade is

    [legowigkade.blogspot.com]
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/23/09

    @Charolastra:

    My head just exploded.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    Sometimes "The Journey" just involves a little goose-stepping.
     Reply
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