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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    12/02/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    It's nice that he capitalizes his own name, and then leaves "god" in lowercase. Also, he seems like the religious type.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/02/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    Oh, what?

    I...hm.

    I was going to say something about teaching him how to swordfight, but that makes me sound like I want to have gay sex with him.

    Instead, I'm just going to be fascinated by this:

    Great actors will spend weeks/months preparing for a role (A perfect example is Dustin Hoffman spending months studying "Autistic People" for his Oscar Winning Role in "Rainman"), and I want my fellow "Bizzers" and the Gen Pop to see what it means to become a successful working actor like Arthur Kade.

    Were they not really autistic, Artie?
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    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was starred braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was unstarred
    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    That picture screams, "Ingrown hair or herpes?"

    And you know the answer is herpes.
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    Image of IpsoFacto IpsoFacto
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    The thing that really bothers me is that there are tons and tons of guys out there just like him. If all the iphone picture guys had a glossy website and legion of Gawker lulzographers chronicling their adventures in fuckery, there would be an army of these mutant delusional narcissists.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    Hey, check out "The Kade Scale": [arthurkade.com]
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I read this post, and I was confused.

    So then I clicked the link and visited arthurkade.com ... and I was even more confused.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/01/09

    @MisterHippity: @MisterHippity: He's ignorant of his own comic genius. It's wonderful.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    "... this is a road that Arthur Kade walks alone..." I hate it when people refer to themselves in the third person.

    Momof3wildkids feels that this is the height of arrogance. :)
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    Image of TheologicalSong TheologicalSong
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    whether he's cravenly in earnest, an uncanny performance artist, or some uncategorizable mixture of the two, these posts bring me such unbridled hilarity and joy, on the worst/most discouraging of days. and I mean that sincerely. thanks, Arthur/Gawker!
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    Just as long as he's not touching his Golden Globes.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I've never seen that flavor at Rita's.

    [www.ritasice.com]
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I've never seen a testicular self-screen look more lonely.
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    Image of crookedE crookedE
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I herb that "Art Basil" is the place to be.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/01/09

    @crookedE: Kade will have all the ladies cumin.*

    *Not really.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    You can't be Art Basil when your eyebrows look like Toni Basil's.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12/01/09

    @BettyCrocker: HA!
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/01/09

    @BettyCrocker: Or when you're about as good at your job as Basil Fawlty.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/02/09

    @pureblarney: He's just a pesto.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/02/09

    @BettyCrocker: I wouldn't doubt that he's an extra virgin.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I want him to touch me in my special places. There. I said it.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    12/01/09

    @ShanghaiLil: Take it back!
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    12/01/09

    @sanyucat: She didn't say she wanted him to speak, now did she?
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    12/01/09

    @Miss Anita Manbadly: It doesn't matter!
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    12/03/09

    @sanyucat: Would it help matters if he wore a bag on his head? An opaque plastic bag? No airholes?
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/01/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
    I'd rather see Levi Johnston's droopy-assed shower picture.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    12/01/09

    @Matt Cherette: seconded. The thumbnail almost tricked me into thinking Kade was hot, but he's so shallow that he's looking at himself harder than I am.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/01/09

    @Matt Cherette: i'm team Matt Cherette on this one. Guess that makes us Team Levi.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/01/09

    @Matt Cherette: I would like to think I wouldn't, but I know I'm sad and desperate enough to totally hit that.
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12/01/09

    @Helio: God help me, before I knew who it was in the photo I experienced a twinge. I haven't been so ashamed of a lustful thought since I was a Catholic teen.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/01/09

    @Brian Moylan: So, basically, you're saying that -- if the Voltaggios aren't ready for your jelly -- Levi will suffice?
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/01/09

    @Matt Cherette: Please, I'd even take Kade. I'm not picky at this point....
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/01/09

    @Brian Moylan: Oh, I know how you feel. Lately, I've found myself questioning my standards way more often than anyone should EVER have to question his standards.
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    12/01/09

    @Brian Moylan: Never before has a red rubber ball gag seemed so appropriate.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/02/09

    @Brian Moylan: Oh honey. At least now we know what to send you for your birthday! (Hint: And it won't be Kade.)
     Reply
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