The teabaggers are aware that Project Mayhem was a network of domestic terrorists hellbent on crippling this country, right? Not a bunch of wholesome country folk who believe that grandma is going to get put down with the dog?
I just want to know why we can't ever have a biscuit and gravy club? I'm thinking the only casualty would be extreme bloat, some digestive sluggishness, and perhaps a few lumps that certainly can be whipped out with a little elbow grease and milk. Great for extra soppage, right? Right. Clearly no fatalities. Just need strong arteries. Win for us all.
Beating on the short-busers...that's no trend we can believe in. Gravy....always.
@Spirit Fingers: Join me here in Texas, won't you? Hate to hate on my state (ignore that, please), but I promise, there are plenty of Gravy Club charter members rollin' around here like very, very heavy tumbleweeds.
@aLostLady: This Texas. This is a place I must visit. Anyplace where Gravy has a charter is a place where the land is plentiful, life is sweet, and blessed salt-cream must pour from the earth like mother's milk.
Now if I could only impose the same punishment on students who insist on writing "Fight Club" based papers. Four years in prison, you can get your college education there. Good day.
@minou: Dude, try doing a creative writing class with a bunch of18/19-year-old angry white suburban who've just discovered Chuck Palahniuk. That will make you want to have them punch each other in the face....Hey, now there's an idea.
@shostakobitch: People read Tom Fucking Robbins because Charlotte Goddamn Bronte doesn't do nearly enough drugs. Why they can't shut up about it is beyond me. Perhaps we could form a chapter of On-and-on Anon.
Why is it that morons always take away the "beat the shit out of people" lesson from that movie, instead of, say, the "make soap by hand" lesson? Or the "don't fuck with Helena Bonham Carter" lesson?
@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Or the "Brad Pitt can wear ridiculous faux-70s hipster garb and look hot, but nobody else in the world can, so don't try it" lesson.
@GuidedbyVices: When I was in high school out there on that lonesome prairie, I thought, the vast gene pool of shallow ignorance of our elders must in time be selected out. Then I went back after some years to a reunion.
The schools of Texas manage each year to inculcate the valueless themes of the society unto such of their offspring which are unable to think, which is most. That's why it's a terminally red state. They seem very proud of that, so I leave them to it.
Your visiting of political rumor sites has been causing some problems for the IT staff here at the U.S. Attorney's Office of Massachusetts, but do you know what has never caused us a problem? Our Bose Wave Radio. Its crystal clear sound and slim infrared remote control have provided us with hours of enjoyment in the IT office. And you can experience it for yourself. I guarantee that you'll find it so enjoyable, you will never even miss the Drudge Report.
How come there are no references us intellectuals can understand? Like, Ted in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, when they come up against a locked door, goes behind a bush to find the key, says, now we have to remember when we're back in the present to place this key here, or else it won't be here to find and we can't go through that door.
Good to know that Drudge is the site Denton wants Gawker to emulate. Which would explain jumping on the Cityfile report about Keith Olbermann's grief snit. Aggravated Aggregators Align!
@Mediahohoho: There's a difference between stepping in a dirty puddle, and living in a scumpond and hiring bulldozers to keep digging the land around it to make it grow against nature's intent.
Plus, I don't think Nick is quite as motivated by a bottomless pit of self-loathing like Drudge is.
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why can't people who read a very limited selection of books not shut the fuck up about them? shit, why can't everybody be as cool and amazing as i am?
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*I'm going to put myself in the corner right now.
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(You can pick on retarded kids, but not Texans? Talk about your double standards.)
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The schools of Texas manage each year to inculcate the valueless themes of the society unto such of their offspring which are unable to think, which is most. That's why it's a terminally red state. They seem very proud of that, so I leave them to it.
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And this was even before blogging!
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Plus, I don't think Nick is quite as motivated by a bottomless pit of self-loathing like Drudge is.
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