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    Fight Club-Inspired Acts of Idiocy: Trendy

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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    09/18/09

    In reply to Fight Club-Inspired Acts of Idiocy: Trendy
    The teabaggers are aware that Project Mayhem was a network of domestic terrorists hellbent on crippling this country, right? Not a bunch of wholesome country folk who believe that grandma is going to get put down with the dog?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/18/09

    In reply to Fight Club-Inspired Acts of Idiocy: Trendy
    I just want to know why we can't ever have a biscuit and gravy club? I'm thinking the only casualty would be extreme bloat, some digestive sluggishness, and perhaps a few lumps that certainly can be whipped out with a little elbow grease and milk. Great for extra soppage, right? Right. Clearly no fatalities. Just need strong arteries. Win for us all.

    Beating on the short-busers...that's no trend we can believe in. Gravy....always.
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    09/18/09

    @Spirit Fingers: If it's your first night at biscuit and gravy club, you must eat biscuits and gravy.
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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    09/18/09

    @nozer: In Project Grits, we have no names.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/18/09

    @nozer: And the first rule of biscuit and gravy club is...flour is your friend. Use liberally!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    09/18/09

    @nozer: Finally, a rule I can gladly abide by. As long as it's OK to talk about the biscuits and gravy, of course.
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    09/18/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Join me here in Texas, won't you? Hate to hate on my state (ignore that, please), but I promise, there are plenty of Gravy Club charter members rollin' around here like very, very heavy tumbleweeds.
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    09/18/09

    @aLostLady: This Texas. This is a place I must visit. Anyplace where Gravy has a charter is a place where the land is plentiful, life is sweet, and blessed salt-cream must pour from the earth like mother's milk.
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    Image of minou minou
    09/18/09

    In reply to Fight Club-Inspired Acts of Idiocy: Trendy
    Now if I could only impose the same punishment on students who insist on writing "Fight Club" based papers. Four years in prison, you can get your college education there. Good day.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    09/18/09

    @minou: 8th rule of fight club: please remove your tweed jackets w/ suede patches at the door. they reek of nervous sweat.
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    Image of WordyNinja WordyNinja
    09/18/09

    @minou: Dude, try doing a creative writing class with a bunch of18/19-year-old angry white suburban who've just discovered Chuck Palahniuk. That will make you want to have them punch each other in the face....Hey, now there's an idea.
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    shostakobitch promoted this comment WordyNinja was starred WordyNinja was unstarred
    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    09/18/09

    @WordyNinja: or brett easton ellis. or bukowski. or (ugh) paulo coelho. or (double up ugh ugh a la mix a lot) tom fucking robbins.

    why can't people who read a very limited selection of books not shut the fuck up about them? shit, why can't everybody be as cool and amazing as i am?
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    Image of blix blix
    09/18/09

    @shostakobitch: People read Tom Fucking Robbins because Charlotte Goddamn Bronte doesn't do nearly enough drugs. Why they can't shut up about it is beyond me. Perhaps we could form a chapter of On-and-on Anon.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    09/18/09

    In reply to Fight Club-Inspired Acts of Idiocy: Trendy
    Sounds character-building.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    09/18/09

    In reply to Fight Club-Inspired Acts of Idiocy: Trendy
    Why is it that morons always take away the "beat the shit out of people" lesson from that movie, instead of, say, the "make soap by hand" lesson? Or the "don't fuck with Helena Bonham Carter" lesson?
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    contradicto promoted this comment AndPreciousLittleofThat was starred AndPreciousLittleofThat was unstarred
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    09/18/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: I read that as "don't fuck Helena Bonham Carter," and I was going to say that we already knew that lesson.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/18/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: [SPOILER] I personally cherish the lesson that multiple personality disorder is an excellent coping mechanism.
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    Image of lacieca01 lacieca01
    09/18/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Or the "Brad Pitt can wear ridiculous faux-70s hipster garb and look hot, but nobody else in the world can, so don't try it" lesson.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    09/18/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Or that the lesson in the book is that Fight Club and Project Mayhem lead to the self-destruction of mouse-minded followers.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    09/18/09

    In reply to Fight Club-Inspired Acts of Idiocy: Trendy
    At least you can take comfort in the fact that those retarded kids were probably already wearing helmets.

    *I'm going to put myself in the corner right now.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    09/18/09

    In reply to Fight Club-Inspired Acts of Idiocy: Trendy
    Small correction: Every school in Texas must be for the developmentally disabled. Else it's abandoned. I know. I went there.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    09/18/09

    @Tremonius: You must have gone to the poor schools because the schools I went to were awesome.
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    Image of GuidedbyVices GuidedbyVices
    09/18/09

    @contradicto: Endorsing the Texas public education system = developmentally disabled.

    (You can pick on retarded kids, but not Texans? Talk about your double standards.)
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    contradicto promoted this comment GuidedbyVices was starred GuidedbyVices was unstarred
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    09/18/09

    @GuidedbyVices: Picking on Texans is retarded.
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    Image of GuidedbyVices GuidedbyVices
    09/18/09

    @contradicto: You must have learned that in your awesome Texas school- between the fight clubs with other retarded kids.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    09/18/09

    @contradicto: Yeah, in them rich schools you learn expressive neato terms like "awesome." We didn't git that fur.
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    09/18/09

    @GuidedbyVices: When I was in high school out there on that lonesome prairie, I thought, the vast gene pool of shallow ignorance of our elders must in time be selected out. Then I went back after some years to a reunion.

    The schools of Texas manage each year to inculcate the valueless themes of the society unto such of their offspring which are unable to think, which is most. That's why it's a terminally red state. They seem very proud of that, so I leave them to it.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    09/18/09

    In reply to Fight Club-Inspired Acts of Idiocy: Trendy
    Jeez, Hamilton, what's the number one rule of Fight Club???
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    09/18/09

    @misslinda: Wocka wocka.
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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    05/16/09

    In reply to Politico/Drudge Report Atomic Infinity Loop Finally Birthed
    Your visiting of political rumor sites has been causing some problems for the IT staff here at the U.S. Attorney's Office of Massachusetts, but do you know what has never caused us a problem? Our Bose Wave Radio. Its crystal clear sound and slim infrared remote control have provided us with hours of enjoyment in the IT office. And you can experience it for yourself. I guarantee that you'll find it so enjoyable, you will never even miss the Drudge Report.


    Page.... two.

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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    05/16/09

    @Pesti-Esti: Nice! RIP
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    05/16/09

    In reply to Politico/Drudge Report Atomic Infinity Loop Finally Birthed
    How come there are no references us intellectuals can understand? Like, Ted in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, when they come up against a locked door, goes behind a bush to find the key, says, now we have to remember when we're back in the present to place this key here, or else it won't be here to find and we can't go through that door.


    And this was even before blogging!

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    05/16/09

    In reply to Politico/Drudge Report Atomic Infinity Loop Finally Birthed
    Whenever that siren thing goes up I worry for those prone to seizures.
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Politico/Drudge Report Atomic Infinity Loop Finally Birthed
    Good to know that Drudge is the site Denton wants Gawker to emulate. Which would explain jumping on the Cityfile report about Keith Olbermann's grief snit. Aggravated Aggregators Align!
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    05/16/09

    @Mediahohoho: There's a difference between stepping in a dirty puddle, and living in a scumpond and hiring bulldozers to keep digging the land around it to make it grow against nature's intent.


    Plus, I don't think Nick is quite as motivated by a bottomless pit of self-loathing like Drudge is.

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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    05/17/09

    @Mediahohoho: It was/is embarrassing.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    05/16/09

    In reply to Politico/Drudge Report Atomic Infinity Loop Finally Birthed
    It's only truly Drudge-y if one Seann William Scott is underage.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    05/10/09

    In reply to Let's Play NY Blog Media Bingo!
    Sweet. I'm already up to five spots. Ooh, wait, six counting the "free" spot.
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    05/10/09

    In reply to Let's Play NY Blog Media Bingo!
    Thanks T.A.N. for helping me rename my Tumblr, which was very overdue
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