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The Real Housewives Reunion: The Time of Our Lives

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Carol Gardens
05/15/09

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It was rather amazing that Alex, who seemed so comically bizarre and pretentious during the first two seasona, got zippo attention during this marathon reunion. Which makes me wonder if she is really not that strange when she is peeled away from flashy pants hubby.
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DorothyBarker
05/15/09

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The depths of Kelly's madness mingled with her stunning stupidity: She and Bethenny are different. No, they're the same. She's blond. "Who cares?" (Jill's response, "Oh, okay, let's go then," was priceless.) How someone can actually sit there WATCHING VIDEOTAPE OF HERSELF and yet have so little self-awareness...one just has to wonder: is it possible Kelly's taut, overly bronzed body is just the carapace for a tiny slug-like alien from some alternate reality, just trying so desperately--so, so desperately--to understand the "language" of these "humans" so s/he can fit in and keep his/her position as undercover Earth operative and won't be sent back to the charred remnants of the home planet.

Also: I heart u, Richard. Truly, I do.
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karion
05/15/09

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Twas glorious, Richard.
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myself and I
05/15/09

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Richard - what happens to Kelly after the reunion show? Does she move out west because now she REALLY needs to change her life, and she's already tried the only other alternative she could "think" of -- going on a reality show?

And, thanks for a season of amazing recaps! At least these ladies won't be giving Cate any reason to play you in a movie before your impending birthday.
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tmp00
05/15/09

@anja:

Please, god no. Kelly Killoran Bensimon must not live in a zip code beginning with 9. It cannot be borne.

Then again it would serve to make the OC housewives look like geniuses.
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FaceMelter
05/15/09

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After 5 minutes of the Real Housewives of New Jersey it became apparent just how horrible and boring these bitches from New York are.
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bytememehard
05/15/09

@FaceMelter: I can't wait to see what kind of charity benefit the NJ Househos cook up. A legal defense fund for when their hubbies get popped on RICO charges? And wait till the IRS sees that bitch paying cash for $100K's worth of furniture!
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Carol Gardens
05/15/09

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Here is the link to Gloria Kamen's advice column:

[www.nydailynews.com]

Apparently, the solution to an unsatisfying marriage may be learning to play bridge! That's how they roll down in Boca...
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bytememehard
05/15/09

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Amazingly, compared to the Real Househos of New Jersey, they all (less Kelly) seem like class acts.

But seriously, is not a one of them self-aware enough to realize that the audience is not laughing with them, and that people watch to feel better about themselves?
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Sigerson
05/15/09

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Did Kelly actually get darker?
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theysaidwhat
05/16/09

@Sigerson: She is darker, even the hair.
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KatieMick
05/15/09

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"If wishes were horses, his heart would be Assateague."

Perfection.
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bytememehard
05/15/09

@KatieMick: ... and he would suffer from Assfatigue."
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Carol Gardens
05/15/09

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I think Simon would prefer the wild white horses of the Camargue. Because they're FRENCH!
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Mount_Prion
05/15/09

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The clock is on Mars!
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auditorystress
05/15/09

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Alright. Wait. You failed to mention Kelly's baffling assertions about what charity should be all about. Like the spirit of Christmas or something, with no money or businesses involved.
Any then...AND THEN...she spoke the most amazing line of the night "Um, did you know that when I was 15 I was honored for being the most charitable?"
For what, Kelly, selling girlscout cookies? HJ's behind the Denny's?
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mfnher
05/15/09

@auditorystress: I'd like to see a screen grab of Bethenny cross-rolling her eyes at that comment.
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bytememehard
05/15/09

@auditorystress: Giving free hummers to the entire football team after the game, win or lose, is actually considered a form of charity that should be honored.
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scottthesot
05/15/09

@bytememehard: So where's my medal?
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bytememehard
05/15/09

@scottthesot: I KNEW you were a slut, besides being a drunk.
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