This Is a Threat
There is simply no other word to describe the sentence Donald Trump tweeted out Sunday morning addressing Bernie Sanders.
Here's the Full, Extremely Dumb Email That Shut Down the Entire L.A. Public School System
I cannot believe anyone took this email seriously: “I am a devout Muslim, and was once against violence, but I have teamed up with a local jihadist cell as it is the only way I’ll be able to accomplish my massacre the correct way.”
FBI Warns Philly-Area Universities About "Beta Rebellion" Threat on 4chan
“Out of an abundance of caution” after the mass shooting that killed nine last week at an Oregon community college, the FBI’s Philadelphia field office has warned Philly-area universities about a threatening post made over the weekend on that crucible and/or cesspit of internet culture, 4chan.
Viral Miscarriage Vlogger Sam Rader Kicked Out of Conference After Threatening Violence
According to reports from other vloggers who attended the conference, the viral Christian vlogger Sam Rader was ejected from the Vlogger Fair conference in Seattle yesterday for “threatening violence” against one or more people. This incident allegedly occurred just one day after Sam admitted to using a paid account…
Uber Driver Threatens to Slit Woman's Throat Over Canceled Ride
A London Uber customer says that after she canceled a ride over the weekend, the irate driver left her a minute-long angry voicemail message threatening to cut her neck.
True Detective Celebrates Father's Day by Threatening to Fuck Your Dad
Specifically, in the butt with your mom’s headless corpse on this goddamn lawn. Happy Father’s Day, everyone!
Whose Rich Drunk Racist Wife Is This?
Arlene's Grocery is a longstanding Manhattan music venue that hosts a variety of rock and punk acts from around the country. It's also the employer of a "Hawaiian Asian monster," according to this tipster-supplied voicemail from an extremely shitfaced patron with a very important husband.
FBI Arrests Ohio Man Allegedly Planning to Bomb the Capitol
A Cincinnati man is under arrest after he allegedly plotted to bomb the Capitol in support of ISIS, the FBI said Wednesday.
Alleged Hacker Threatens Albuquerque Residents: "i love you isis"
Employees at the Albuquerque Journal are still trying to figure out how ISIS propaganda threatening local residents got posted on the paper's website Thursday.
School Counselor Threatens to Shoot Mike Brown Protestors, Blames Kid
After a Pennsylvania woman's Facebook post threatening to shoot Mike Brown protestors went viral this week, its apparent author had a simple explanation: my kid did it!
Chicago Man Says He'll "Roast" Rare Papers If Harvard Won't Pay Up
A Chicago man who discovered a trunk of rare papers formerly belonging to Harvard University's first black graduate says he plans on burning them all if Harvard doesn't stop lowballing him on the price. Rufus McDonald is not playing around: "I'll roast and burn them," he told the Chicago Sun-Times.
Man Arrested for Making "Credible" Threats to Decapitate Congresswoman
Nearly one month after the FBI received a email containing a "credible" threat to decapitate Hawaii Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, authorities in Mexico arrested a suspect and turned him over to the FBI.
The United States will reopen 18 of the 19 American embassies and consulates it closed on Sunday due to an undisclosed terrorist threat, according to the Associated Press. The only embassy to remain shuttered for the time being will be that in Sanaa, Yemen.
Middle East Embassy Shutdown Extended Over "Credible Threat"
Prompted by intercepted "chatter" of terrorist attacks by Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, U.S. embassies across the Middle East and North Africa will be shut down through August 10—an extension of yesterday's previously announced closure and a global travel alert from the State Department.
U.S. Closes Embassies on Obama's Birthday Over Possible Terror Threat
The State Department will close embassies and diplomatic missions in many Muslim countries and Israel on Sunday—President Obama's birthday—over a possible al Qaeda threat.
President Obama Sent Possible Ricin Letter "Similar" to Mayor Mike's
A day after a ricin-laced letter intended for New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg was intercepted by authorities, the FBI has seized another suspicious piece of mail—this one sent to the president.
One Year Later, Ted Nugent's Presidential Threat Is Still Bullshit
One year ago today, draft-dodging, venison-fueled gun nut Ted Nugent pledged at a Missouri NRA conference that he would be "either be dead or in jail by this time next year" if President Obama were reelected. At the time the Secret Service vowed to investigate Nugent's latest vague threat—previously he'd said he…
North Korea Threatens to Nuke U.S. in 'Pre-emptive Strike'
North Korea, a famine-ridden kingdom ruled by a chubby 20-something cult leader's grandson, is going to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the United States, its state media announced on Thursday. (It's mad because the UN is prepared to vote for harsher sanctions, aimed at stopping cash transfers into the…
Woodward All, 'The President's Mean': Watergate Journalist Accuses White House of 'Threat,' Runs to Fox
Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward received a "veiled threat" from the White House last week, The Politico reported on Thursday. What as the "threat"? "I think you will regret staking out that claim." Chilling! The threatener, Ben Smith later reported, was White House Economic Council Director Gene Sperling, who'd…
Why Is Nikki Finke Threatening to Sue Bret Easton Ellis? (Allegedly!)
Novelist Bret Easton Ellis is reporting via Twitter that reclusive, hyper-litigious mystery-blogger Nikki Finke called his agency ICM with a threat to to sue Ellis and to destroy the agency. Why? It's a long story. With Nikki, it always is.
