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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    What the hell is wrong with Marc Rich's face? It looks like the head of a penis that's not getting enough oxygen!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    Wait, where's all the outrage about Jimmy Kimmel dating his staffer?

    Did she get special privileges? Did he use his power and prestige to seduce a naive young writer who's barely over 30? Did he ever sleep with her while dating Sarah? Does he have a fold-out couch in his office? Has he ever told sex jokes about other celebrities?

    Oh, and also, did the former co-host of "The Man Show" create a hostile work environment? We demand to know!
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    I thought half the point of getting take-out was so you didn't have to tip. Delivery, you tip. Eating in, you tip. Take-out is supposed to save you that 15-20%.
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    Image of labyrinthine IS DOING THIS labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
    10/11/09

    @Dictator for Life: no kidding! all they're doing is *handing* me the food at the register. I daresay no tip required here.
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    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    10/11/09

    @labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: If they do something additional for me, like if I ask them to go and get me a drink while I wait or whatever, then I'll give them a buck or two. Otherwise you don't get a tip for handing me something.
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    Cynical Media Bitch promoted this comment merc6point9 was starred merc6point9 was unstarred
    Image of Cynical Media Bitch Cynical Media Bitch
    10/11/09

    @Dictator for Life: If I'm a regular and I'm getting takeout, I can usually come up with a buck or two to make it 10%. For me, it's less about principle and more about the relationship I have with the staff.

    If you're a world-famous celebrity, it's probably a good idea to tip anything that moves, just to save yourself the public abuse. (Then again, if I were a world-famous celebrity, I'd send a hanger-on to get my takeout.)

    $70 for steak and mac+cheese? Either it was for a few more people than just Miley and sister, or there's some Olympic-class bulimia going on in that household.

    Oh, and Rudy Giuliani is definitely a dick, and he's been one as long as he's been newsworthy. Between being a lawyer, a prosecuting attorney, a politician, and a prude, does anyone really expect him to be anything else?
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    Image of autoclavicle autoclavicle
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    You're right, Jon, the Jewish family values are great. You could stand to learn one or two hundred of them.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    "Shtupping" and "putz" must be my favorite Yiddishisms of all times. Both these wonderful words, "Frumpracula" AND a Dickens reference? Fire the rockets! Do the hora! Adderall all around!

    Tell you what, Foster: I have a quickfire challenge for you. If you manage to work in "shtupping" in every item you post for the rest of the day, there will be a prize for you at the end.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/11/09

    @snugbug:

    Yup, Foster's the new Shayna Maydl of Sunday Gawker.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    I can't blame Kimmel's writer, really. You wouldn't be able to think up anything funny either if your sex life was like that.
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    Totally late to the game, but your The Grind reference yesterday made this piss-poor weekend...uh...tolerable, at the very least. Now I'm going to sit back, and reflect on better days at the Jersey shore, doing bumps off a kitten's paw beneath the Howard Johnson in Asbury. It's true because it happened.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment takeouteurotrash was starred takeouteurotrash was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/11/09

    @takeouteurotrash: The Grind! You found a video! Star: earned. Sometimes, you just gotta hit the right note.
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    Image of NotSafeForLife NotSafeForLife
    10/11/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
    Re: that Miley Cyrus story. I didn't know you're supposed to tip when you get take out. I thought the tip was for service, but if I'm not getting served, why would I?

    Maybe I'm just ignorant. Also, who gets Outback takeout?
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment NotSafeForLife was starred NotSafeForLife was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/11/09

    @NotSafeForLife: In New York, you tip for everything. Even when you get mugged, you give them a few bucks just for not punching you in the face and opting for the kidneys instead.
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    Image of dalisstache dalisstache
    10/11/09

    @Foster Kamer: ta da [www.stainedapron.com]
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment Edited by dalisstache at 10/11/09 11:56 AM dalisstache was starred dalisstache was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/11/09

    @dalisstache: OMG. I refuse to believe that Tech Money is a bad tipper.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    10/11/09

    @NotSafeForLife: Dear Abby/Ann Landers (Dear Landers?) Taught me that the rule of thumb is you tip when they bus your table. But NY is a lawless land and all bets are off.
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    Image of dalisstache dalisstache
    10/11/09

    @Foster Kamer: all his cash goes into that sweet 'do of his. bleaching isn't cheap, you know!
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    10/11/09

    @NotSafeForLife: I was going to comment on the same thing... I don't think I've ever left a tip for take out... but then again, I live in the wastelands that make up the rest of North America.
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    Image of sparklyharempants sparklyharempants
    10/11/09

    @DeadliestSin: Ha! Me too.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment sparklyharempants was starred sparklyharempants was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/11/09

    @sparklyharempants: Honestly? They work in restaurants. It takes them five to ten minutes for someone to take your order, process it, make sure it's right, and get it to you. Should it be this way? No! Is it this way? Yes! So you can either rebel against the dominant paradigm, or not stiff someone. Your call.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    04/14/09

    In reply to Condi Has a Cruuhuush
    when will condi marry her girlfriend? or does she hate america?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    04/13/09

    In reply to Condi Has a Cruuhuush
    I don't know if Jack Donaghy will be happy about this.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/13/09

    In reply to Condi Has a Cruuhuush
    "...and the boots I bought during that rainstorm in New Orleans...oh was that a hurricane? Why, they fit like a dream!"
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    04/13/09

    In reply to Condi Has a Cruuhuush
    Waterboarding or buzzerbeatings, Condi - which would you prefer?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    04/13/09

    In reply to Condi Has a Cruuhuush
    If he took her last name, he would sound like a breakfast cereal: Tiger Rice.


    If she took his, it would sound like a failed world financial system.

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    04/14/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I always enjoy a good Bretton Woods joke now and then.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    04/14/09

    @i'm a bottle:


    Better than a pig in a poke in your i-bank.

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    Image of J. Frank Parnell J. Frank Parnell
    04/13/09

    In reply to Condi Has a Cruuhuush
    Doesn't Condi putt from the rough?
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    04/13/09

    @Potassium Solution: It may be a buried lie.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/14/09

    @Potassium Solution: I believe she also hits irons off the tee


    I could do this all day.

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    Image of cdmunch cdmunch
    04/13/09

    In reply to Condi Has a Cruuhuush
    Damn the Masters was pretty awesome this year. Tiger was pretty strong and I couldn't believe Cabrera pulled it off. (But I guess you freaks here don't watch much golf.)
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    04/13/09

    Watching The Masters was, for me, the most enjoyable part of a truly wonderful Easter Sunday. I'm glad Cabrera pulled it out. He showed tremendous fortitude.
    However,you, cdmunch, are quickly wearing out your warm welcome.
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