Late night TV is apparently only big enough for one person in tight pants, so Jimmy Fallon challenged Jennifer Lopez and her heavily-insured booty to a pants-on dance-off. Two pairs of tight pants enter, one pair of tight pants leaves.

The hip hop magazine XXL has a serious problem: It was founded back in the days when hip hop people actually wore XXL clothes. Now, everybody wears tight pants, and young'uns don't even understand what "XXL" means. So Byron "Bol" Crawford, a blogger for the magazine's website-whom I secretly love (NO HOMO, Bol)…