@BookishLookish: Hey, Bookish - my old identity fell through the cracks during the system overhaul, and I'm currently friendless and stuck in grey-fonted limbo. If you still love your Antipodean avocado, I would greatly appreciate it if you could heart me under my new identity. I am on a quest to raise myself out of the friendless, star-less miasma. #tilatequila
@harumph: James Joyce certainly has. I've never read Tila's book, but I can guarantee you that Ulysses has more scatological content, whereas Tila's book is just a piece of shit.
BUT, they both have stream-of-consciousness female masturbation scenes. Well, that's how Ulysses ends, at least.
As TellMeLies pointed out in the Tila Tequila thread, please include these wise and wonderful tidbits in the next update of Twitterati:
twitter.com/shitmydadsays
"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." #tilatequila#wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
@NoelleBlue: Honestly, if that guy is as funny as his tweets -- that is a reality show of real life, humor and a father/son relationship that would be a hit. His comment about dogs is now going to be my signature line, with credit, of course! #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
See, Tila: It's not that we teachers object to students reading a fucking book. We object to them disrupting our class by turning behind and showing their classmates pix of you fellating a bottle.
Sorry, but "look at her tits" has ruined more than one ThinkPairShare. #tilatequila
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BUT, they both have stream-of-consciousness female masturbation scenes. Well, that's how Ulysses ends, at least.
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twitter.com/shitmydadsays
"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." #tilatequila #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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Never mind, since I'm old I don't want to waste any more seconds of my precious life on this person. #tilatequila
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Just saying this bag of post-Modern celebu-wanna-be douchery's name is enough to induce the dry heaves. #tilatequila
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Sorry, but "look at her tits" has ruined more than one ThinkPairShare. #tilatequila
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"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." #tilatequila
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