@bytememehard: I just thought she was lame when she was finally given a chance to accept her award. And now, don't mean to be rude, I'm excusing myself from caring about this. #jenniferaniston
@FormerEnglishMajor: but they did find cocaine in his system, but the mays family-funded autopsy found that the cocaine had an "isolated" (or some such ridiculous, non-medical term) presence in his body in the days leading up to his death. but it didn't cause anything, as far as they want us/insurers to know. #jenniferaniston
I'll never understand the appeal of ginormous-headed, lazy-eyed scuzzy John Mayer. Is it his irritating warbling that makes them want to kiss him so he'll shut up? #jenniferaniston
Maybe she meant that she REALLY WAS A POWER RANGER. This trainer thing is just her secret identity. That is SO TOTALLY cool. Now I wonder which color Ranger she was/is?
Part of me wishes Trump would go ahead and call Swinton a terrorist, since that's what he means, and maybe the ad absurdem would help people understand how sick and dangerous it is to toss that term around as carelessly as we have post-Bushie.
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Also, hyperbole -- it's the greatest thing since autotune! #jenniferaniston
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I should just learn to pick the git-tar, I guess. #jenniferaniston
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And might I point out that the cherry flavoring on that thing petered out a looooong time ago.
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But then part of me worries it would work.
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Also, no way Tyra dropped four dress sizes. Maybe she dropped thirty pounds, but that was just for taking off her wig.
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