Tim Hortons, the Canadian coffee-and-doughnut restaurant that recently agreed to be bought by America's third-or-fourth-greatest burger chain, Burger King, has revealed their first attempt in assimilating into our brilliant American culture by imagineering the Buffalo Crunch doughnut. Give me a fuckin break!!!
Every cliché about Canada came to pass Monday when a northern Ontario man rescued a newborn moose calf, still damp and unsteady on its legs, and took it directly to a Tim Hortons.
Customers at a downtown Edmonton, Alberta, Tim Hortons were more than a little suspicious when staff members told them their coffee was free of charge thanks to a mysterious stranger.
Every Monday after they finish rehearsing, members of the Barbershop Harmony Society's Oakville Chapter head down to their favorite Tim Hortons and order a cup of coffee and a donut.
"Fuck you, Starbucks, you American pussies." That is what we imagine Canadian coffee and donut chain Tim Hortons to be anthropomorphically saying today, adding in an "Eh?" at the end in stereotypical sneering Canadian style. Are we going to sit around as some Canadian fucks have cups that hold a larger amount of…
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