To get back to the educational exchange we were having about height in Europe -- Renee Zellweger is descended from the Sami People. Whoocoodanode. (But how does this explain why she looks she's having the world's longest-lasting allergic reaction?)
And Joel Stein stands off to the side, slowly jerking himself off, screaming "Notice me! Notice me! I ranked you all thinking it mattered! Should I circumcise my son? WHY IS NO ONE LOOKING AT ME?"
Is it wrong of me that every time I hear Senator Kennedy's name mentioned, all I can think is, my God, why didn't he just swim back and pull Mary Jo out of the car... Or die trying.
I can only imagine the terror he felt when he pulled himself out of the water and realized what a slimy coward he was. And that very soon the rest of the world would know as well.
Could he, at the time, have imagined Ms. Kopecky's Horror, her last moments?
According to the Public Record, the logical answer to that question is, no.
Teddy decided that as soon as he got to a telephone, he should phone up the Family Attorney.. As apposed to Calling the Police and mounting a rescue effort, no matter how unlikely it was that Mary Jo was still alive.
He and his handlers waited four hours before they called the authorities.
So the next time you see Teddy on the T.V. getting showered with accolades, remember that he left his girlfriend behind to drown and saved himself.
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Before people get all up in my shit here, I like Michelle.
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It's A Small World After All.
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Cinco de Mayo is starting to become a pan-Latino thing. Also, Mexican regions have a variety of hats.
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I'll take your word on the hats.
The Washington Post story that accompanies the picture of Michelle Obama, though, offers a slightly different picture.
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Mark Twain would have never said something like that, and yet he was a really funny guy. Or Groucho... Try to be more like them.
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I can only imagine the terror he felt when he pulled himself out of the water and realized what a slimy coward he was. And that very soon the rest of the world would know as well.
Could he, at the time, have imagined Ms. Kopecky's Horror, her last moments?
According to the Public Record, the logical answer to that question is, no.
Teddy decided that as soon as he got to a telephone, he should phone up the Family Attorney.. As apposed to Calling the Police and mounting a rescue effort, no matter how unlikely it was that Mary Jo was still alive.
He and his handlers waited four hours before they called the authorities.
So the next time you see Teddy on the T.V. getting showered with accolades, remember that he left his girlfriend behind to drown and saved himself.
And he would do the same thing to you.
Sure. Great guy.
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Thanks for adding a few more years to my scheduled time in purgatory.
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And to stanhalen: I'll be sure to remember that the next time I'm riding in a car with the senator from Massachusetts.
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