The tooth surgery complication was actually stated as soon as she went into that period. They actually said she was in so much pain she needed help being taken to the hospital and called the cops to give her a paparazzi-free escort. Honestly, all FOUR at once? I can see it being too much for someone, especially if they were in bad.
She sounds like a typical, really-bad, try-to-cover-all-bases liar. The first rule in an excuse is to keep it short and simple - like it can stand on its own. Had she merely said, "I had what should've been a minor surgery go wrong" I might've contemplated believing it for a second or two.
Although with her physical state it would be really hard to believe anything she could have said.
I will say this on her behalf, if you require surgery to have all four of your wisdom teeth pulled at once, that is one pain-making bitch, and recovery can take quite some time. Furthermore, if you require follow-up surgery, it's most likely from something called "dry socket". "Dry socket" is an infection resulting from, say, smoking while trying to heal from a tooth extraction, and you can experience indescribable pain as well as swelling of the lymph nodes. All of these things can make you look, and feel, like a strung-out crazy person.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
WHY RED? God. Leave that color to the cool girls... especially the ones who have pale skin and freckles and no roots, like myself. Seriously. We're the indie rock blondes. And we don't want you in our club.
08/28/09
08/27/09
08/27/09
@momof3wildkids: don't know why it didn't link up
08/27/09
Although with her physical state it would be really hard to believe anything she could have said.
08/27/09
08/27/09
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08/27/09
I don't know if she could ever go back.
08/27/09
08/27/09
Mischa in happier days.
08/27/09
08/27/09
Read: painkillers.
08/27/09
06/26/09
06/26/09
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.
06/25/09
06/25/09
06/25/09
Strangely, this is the Braying One in person. Ineffably, she is doing this sober.
Incomparably, she is that gauche.
06/25/09
06/25/09
06/25/09
Shamefacedly, i read her 'ridiculously' hideous blog for confirmation. Her ichat with Ryan Tate is there in all it's glory.
She is a vile, worthless person at this point. Sadly.
06/25/09