So the impersonator acquires fame points after mocking hapless politicos. And the commenters get famous because they mock the impersonator. I'm not sure where this ultimately ends up, but the infinite regression is hurting my head.
Yeah, the goldderby-ites are over the moon at being directly addressed BY A CELEBRITY!!
But the funniest discussion over there is How on earth do busy, busy CELEBRITIES ever find the time to read the internet?!!? When I'm always wondering how celebrities find time to do anything BUT read what people say about them on the internet.
Ah ha ha, people DO care what commenters have to say!!!
And I say... I love you, Tina Fey, and you deserve every single award you get, every fan you have, every plaudit received and heart you cause to go a-flutter.
@blix: Hah! Captain's got it right I think. And when selecting images, right-click over the pic you want and choose "Copy Image Location", not "Copy Image". Hope that helps, pal. :-)
@blix: Is that Sugarbush Squirrel? Glad to see he's still alive, I was a bit concerned that he may have been turned into a squirrel-flavored potato chip.
This is an important lesson for all of us. The secret to internet fame is not shameless self-promotion or becoming a fake bisexual, but compulsively deriding a specific celebrity.
I've chosen Pat Kiernan, from New York 1. I love him and genuinely miss cable because I no longer wake up to his dry wit, but this is my 15 microseconds we're talking about. Here goes: Pat, your cranium is round like a glorious Nerf product and your summary of newspaper headlines lacks depth. I also don't like your tie.
@Private Hangnail: @Aaron Altman: I've decided to cultivate an irrational loathing campaign against Joe Franklin. I shall not hesitate to also target infirm and/or elderly members of his extended family in my hateful diatribes. I am hoping this would lead to a variety show of some sort starring me. I'm working on my plate spinning as we speak.
@Private Hangnail: Joe Franklin's grandmother smells like Rip Taylor- who knew? Also, I am choreographing an interpretive dance to accompany your kazoo. Naturally, your selection should be "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge. I am reworking the lyrics:
@scroll_lock: I'm starting a "I Loathe Defamer For Taking Skwolly Away From Us To The Point That She And I Barely Cross Paths Here On Gawker Anymore And She Probably Didn't Even See My Darren Aronofsky Post On My Tumblr Last Night Thus Breaking My Heart" campaign against Skwolly. :-)
@Aaron Altman: Oh, but I did see it, sweetness! And Defamer's not taking me away, that's where I first started commenting and frankly, it's so crowded over here with trolls now I can never find you, Hangnail, Blix, Tofu et al so I spent some time over there last week!
(PS love your Kids in the Hall stuff on there, you know I'd love to faghag Buddy Cole)
@scroll_lock: Hah! I kinda hate that I COMPLETELY missed the Golden Globes liveblog over here last night. We coulda been contenders! And you know, all you have to do is yell out our names. Um, not in that way. :-)
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Hi Tina.
Gosh you're talented.
And pretty, too. I think you were pretty even before you lost all that weight.
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But the funniest discussion over there is How on earth do busy, busy CELEBRITIES ever find the time to read the internet?!!? When I'm always wondering how celebrities find time to do anything BUT read what people say about them on the internet.
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And I say... I love you, Tina Fey, and you deserve every single award you get, every fan you have, every plaudit received and heart you cause to go a-flutter.
Haters? You make me do this
then this
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I especially like Sugarbush as "Joe the Plumber."
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@scroll_lock: Joe Franklin's grandmother smells like old fruit. Also, I can play the kazoo with my nostril if you're looking for special guests.
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We are family
Hangnail does not look like Mo-by
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(PS love your Kids in the Hall stuff on there, you know I'd love to faghag Buddy Cole)
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