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    'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/26/09

    In reply to 'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'

    I've got a great girl for you, but you'll need a 45 degree angle of attack #unitednations
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    10/26/09

    In reply to 'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'
    Grown-up Tink will give you the clap if you believe in fairies. #unitednations
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/26/09

    In reply to 'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'
    "That's sweet, but I'm not the one from Glee." #unitednations
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/26/09

    In reply to 'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'

    In a related story, Cubby was named the Ambassador to Brown. #unitednations
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/26/09

    In reply to 'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'
    Buy You A Drink Tink #unitednations
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/26/09

    In reply to 'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'
    She's telling him the name of a good tailor. #unitednations
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/26/09

    In reply to 'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'
    As soon as the applause died down, however, Tinkerbell disappeared. #unitednations
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/26/09

    In reply to 'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'
    "And you should see what Peter does with the Lost Boys who get too old-- Neverland Swamp is like a cross between Kevin Spacey's basement and the Menudo Burial Grounds!" #unitednations
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    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    10/26/09

    In reply to 'Psst. Don't Give Her the Last Mushroom Cap.'

    Slutty Tinkerbell don't need no Ambassadorship!
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    12/04/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton Wants To Be Tinkerbell
    I think Paris Hilton would make a wonderful real life Tinkerbell- but only if Courtney Love's unavailable.


    Here's the elevator pitch...


    Peter Pan and Tinkerbell are made mortal through a spell concocted by a witchdoctor in the employ of Captain Hook. Once on earth, our star-crossed couple is beset with mundane realities- not the least of which is that Peter Pan discovers he's Flame On!, Human Torch-level gay. Peter Pan (played by Christian Siriano), finds he has an eye for design and quickly owns an up-market upholstery shoppe. Tinkerbell has quite an eye herself, but it's for the lads and Tink falls into torrid promiscuity. Peter Pan eventually suggests Tinkerbell make a living from her talent, and Tink begins a thriving cockholstery trade in the apartment above Peter's shoppe.


    Years pass with Peter Pan helping Tinkerbell to raise two otherwise fatherless sons that come along. Tinkerbell eventually contracts AIDS. Peter nurses her throughout her illness. Peter neglects his business and the heat is shut-off. Tinkerbell dies from double-pneumonia. The witchdoctor's spell dies upon Tinkerbell's death and Peter Pan returns to Neverneverland, taking Tink's sons with her.

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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    12/04/08

    @Dagrolord: 'him.'
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    12/04/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton Wants To Be Tinkerbell
    She certainly knows what to do with a Peter.
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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    12/04/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton Wants To Be Tinkerbell
    I nominate about 89% of the comments on this thread for commies. This is why I read gawker!
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    Image of Theda_Bara Theda_Bara
    12/04/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton Wants To Be Tinkerbell
    Paris will masturbate wherever she pleases, thankyouverymuch.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/04/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton Wants To Be Tinkerbell
    This heifer better not steal the role from Tina Fey.
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    Image of ineffable.me ineffable.me
    12/04/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton Wants To Be Tinkerbell
    Ill go see the Insanity Double Feature if Mariah does a live-action Hello Kitty followed by Paris as Tinkerbell.
    So much insanity and weirdo childhoodz!
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