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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/02/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend
    I love Jill Zarin, but I don't love her enough to ever like Kelly. #parishilton
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    11/02/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend
    that pic is hilarious. Could Reinhardt look any more into himself? Clearly Paris is completely incidental.

    Also -- on the Nick Cage thing: from what I've observed knowing Francis tangentially, the Coppola's are conscientious, tight and put family first. #parishilton
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/03/09

    @themediatrix: Cage's Pop was a great guy--he put the "cur" in curmudgeon in the best way possible. He liked his wine, his red meat, and as I recall, he smoked like a burning tire factory. Extremely ascerbic, insightful, unsentimental, yet caring. My condolences to his family for their considerable loss.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/02/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend
    damn, i'd do him in that little tutu dress and those white socks. He could throw my phone out the limo window and choke me any day of the week #parishilton
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/02/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend
    Paris' chokey BF is cute in a Patrick Bateman sort of way. But how chokey could he be with those ladyguns? I think Barbra Streisand has more diesel arms than he does. #parishilton
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/02/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend
    So that blind item a few weeks ago about the starlet with an abusive ex? I'm doubling my money on Amanda Bynes. #parishilton
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/02/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend
    Heh. Cindy Adams is so old. #Dinosaurs #parishilton
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.

    I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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    Image of Caius Caius
    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Bjork can do no wrong in my eyes. Mostly because of this .gif that has nothing to do with her. #brangelina
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/30/09

    @skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
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    Image of just assign me a random number just assign me a random number
    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I want to read this Danish book on television that teaches me not to be afraid. Does anyone know the title? #brangelina
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Team Bai as well. As Abraham Lincoln said, "Whatever you are, be a good one." I think Bai has taken that to heart. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: Sure. It's called "Television: The Operational Guide for Magical Elves from Outlier Galaxies." #bjorkthreadjack #brangelina
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/30/09

    @snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/30/09

    @goetz: But her mind works on a poetic, not logical, level! I love that she approaches ordinary inanimate objects with such.. curiosity.

    What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/30/09

    @snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/30/09

    @Caius: You make a very compelling argument for non sequiturs. But Newt Gingrich doesn't actually eat pizza with a spoon.

    And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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    Edited by skahammer at 10/30/09 10:22 AM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/30/09

    @just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    10/13/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Pancaked and Robbed
    Said Tinsley:

    "I wish those raccoons hadn't eaten my waffle-slacks."
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/13/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Pancaked and Robbed
    Three insufferable people I wouldn't know beyond Gawker, sheltered by one delicious breakfast food. This is the face of conflict.
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    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    10/13/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Pancaked and Robbed
    Ahh, TableNine's third brilliant suggestion in the Lacey paintings. If only we had listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/13/09

    @saythatscool: I'm still waiting for my besaddled Olbermann, ridden by Rachel Maddow! OK, back to my cask of amontillado.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    10/13/09

    @saythatscool: But aren't you and t9 the same person? And isn't that person me?
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/13/09

    @Mount_Prion: busted!
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment TableNein was starred TableNein was unstarred
    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    10/13/09

    @Mount_Prion: Guilty as charged.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    10/13/09

    @saythatscool: And I'm in love with all three of you.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    10/07/09

    In reply to Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting
    Erm, didn't Playgirl fold last year? Should someone tell Levi?
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    Image of hatchetman hatchetman
    10/07/09

    In reply to Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting
    How did Jeremy Piven even get famous, much less be a sex symbol? PCU is the only good thing he ever did.
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    Magister promoted this comment hatchetman was starred hatchetman was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    10/07/09

    @hatchetman: He came from Chicago with Cusack's crew, has been in a few of his bud's movies and was there, when Ellen (the character) came out.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    10/07/09

    @hatchetman: Ari Gold, motherfucka. And yes, he is smoking hot in a douchey, Napolean-esque way.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    10/07/09

    @Understater: I figured Entourage was a given.
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    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    10/07/09

    @hatchetman: I remember the first time I saw him in the movie "Singles" as a check-out clerk. It was a good scene.

    He also managed to play the role of George Castanza on Seinfeld during the storyline where Jerry was getting he pilot made.

    Say what you will, but the guy has been around and has paid his dues.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    10/07/09

    @robotwaste: I thought he was legitimately good in Smokin' Aces too, probably my favorite serious role of his to date.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/07/09

    In reply to Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting
    Nancy Grace, shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
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    Image of braak braak
    10/07/09

    In reply to Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting
    Man, I hope that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston don't reconcile. Doesn't he have a family to be responsible for now?
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