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    Image of jordos1 jordos1
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    Definitely the first time "soulful" and "Olivia Palermo" were used in the same paragraph. Perhaps universe.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This is fine. But which one do I pick for the Megaball drawing on Friday?
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    "It's also interesting how she's holding her purse." Becuase if they were really committed, he would be holding her fucking purse, amirite? Emmy Rossum is really hot and, like, 13 years old (at least as compared to Adam). He should carry her whole Hannah Montana backpack and lunch cooler combo for her.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This reminds me of the groundbreaking study by the team of Drs. Ben and Eileen Dover which stated conclusively that Liberace's flashy, effeminate demeanor was a mask for the ruggedly brooding Alpha male he really was.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Throughly debunked by the in depth analysis of the team of Willie Liquor and Betty Dont.
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    12/10/09

    @blix: I believe you are confusing it with the thesis proferred jointly by Gay Barr and Iva Biggun.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I would be if I was citing Wikipedia as if it were a peer reviewed journal. Just refer to the brilliant paper by Prof. (Emeritus) Hugh E. Rection for proof. Remember, bibliometrics!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: Poor, confused Blixy. Excessive imbibing has caused you to black out the many nights we spent poring over the collected works of Bert Control and Ron Dayvu.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Excessive imbibment was the only thing that got me through our research on the causes of Liberace's behavior, or have you forgotten our discovery of the effect of asymmetrical manparts in the stellar works of physiognomic research by Dr. Huan Hung Lo. Heady stuff!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: But that research was completely disproven by the tireless research efforts of Drs. Dick Hertz and Jack Hoff.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Oh, now you're getting punchy. Next you'll deny that the flashy costumes were to mask the stains caused by poor bladder control as reported by I. P. Knightly.
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    07:33 AM

    @blix: Cousin of I.P. Freely.
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    07:46 AM

    @scroll_lock: Only by marriage to Mike Rotch.
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    07:51 AM

    @blix: But she cheated with Buster Hymen.
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    07:57 AM

    @scroll_lock: Yes, what a letdown. Hugh Jass was pissed.
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    08:20 AM

    @blix: Not as pissed as Bette Yeras.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    And we all want something beautiful.
    Man, I wish I was beautiful...
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: He appears to be wondering where he can find a gray guitar.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I predict A Long December for that young lady.
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I saw a compromising photo of her with Einstein on the beach.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    A relationship with a guy named "Topper" isn't sexually charged? How can this be?
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    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: It's not as much fun as dating Timothy Bottoms.
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    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: How true this is. Even a nickname like "Top" is a total boner-kill.
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    The pressure's on, so I'm going to make an official statement:
    I have not slept with Tiger Woods. So that's one girl down.
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    12/07/09

    @gobblegirl: ...and one mountain left to conquer.
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    Image of atotalcad atotalcad
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    I'd hit it, tape it and spank it while watching the playback.
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    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    12/07/09

    @atotalcad: Susan Boyle?
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    Image of cpjones cpjones
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    The only ones that keep track of D or C list status are Kathy Griffin and the CDaN gossip guy.
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    Image of amoureuse est heureuse amoureuse est heureuse
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    Sing it Tiger:

    Course I love you.. I love all y'all
    Hehehe, hehehe, f'real

    I love girls, girls, girls, girls
    Girls, I do adore
    Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
    Holla at ya when I come off tour
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/07/09

    @amoureuse est heureuse: is Elin his project chick?
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    Image of Fuzzy Dunlop Fuzzy Dunlop
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    In other Woods news, a mystery lady says through her layer . . .

    Wouldn't that be Woods himself?
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    It's way early for me here on the west coast so forgive me for being extremely amused at the idea that women are going around "not denying" they had sex with Tiger Woods. I suspect that the number of women who are not denying they had sex with Tiger Woods is almost infinitely higher than the number of women affirming the same.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    No. seriously, I swear this is true. Ever since Tiger Woods' "car accident" the photos that are used to illustrate stories about them show him to be darker skinned than back when he was a golf hero. Case in point the one above. Not only does his skin tone seem darker, his face is in shadow so he is starting to get Mandingo-like qualities.

    Wanda Sykes called this one a looooong time ago.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/07/09

    @Tart of Darkness:

    Just the Rupert Murdochs of the world stirring up racial tensions as the economies melt down and tensions rise. Nothing to see here.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    Susan Boyle does it to herself. Nobody cares about that carnival sideshow anymore. Her eventual total breakdown and institutionalization will be treated with as much surprise and interest as the eight billionth snickers bar coming out of the snickers bar factory.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/07/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: But I still feel for her. She's a mentally fragile woman who was able to keep herself together in the small life she led in her small town. And like so many other performers who have similar temperaments she no longer has anyone around her that cares enough about her rather than the money they can make from her to give her some perspective that would help her avoid to crash and burn that seems so inevitable.

    We protect animals from having this done to them, but people are fair game whether they are capable of comprehending the consequences of seeking and then actually getting famous in the realm of satellite TV where we are all Kings commanding our fools to sing and dance for our amusement.

    Next on the list: Taylor Swift
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/07/09

    @Tart of Darkness: She's pretty much a fully functioning human being though, able to make informed choices. If she's not willing to stop doing something that makes her unhappy or unstable, there's really not anything anybody can do, and she really does not deserve much sympathy.

    It's like dealing with an addict. They're sad and stupid and weak, but eventually you have to abandon trying to help them if they don't help themselves.
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    12/07/09

    @Tart of Darkness: I actually don't think so with Taylor. She's very mature and seems fairly well adjusted.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/07/09

    @bboston88: I hope that you are right. She's also very young so we will see.
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    12/07/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Addiction, by clinical definition is not a choice. And yes addicts use up all of the people around them and are pathetic and so forth, but I feel sympathy for them.

    But I'm glad you're posting all of this 'cause I've been trying to prove to 5ftoffury that there are people in the world who exist who have no sympathy for others and they cannot be educated to create it where it is lacking.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/07/09

    @Tart of Darkness: Well now you're just being a bit of a cock, aren't you?

    Addiction, by clinical definition is a disease, but only assholes like you would say that people who choose NOT to get help deserve nothing but sympathy and coddling. Do you think you're helping them by saying "it's not your fault, you have no control"? Do you think that's how an intervention happens? People need to want help. If they don't, it fails. If they do, it succeeds.

    Do you think that's helping Susan Boyle? She's handicapped, but only slightly, and none of that means she's incapable of making choices to run her own life. Or would you like everyone in the world who's slightly handicapped to have a handler, so that they can live their lives as weak and patronized, so that you can feel good about yourself that you're protecting people that you have serious unconscious contempt for. I have sympathy for people who want and need help, for people who choose help. But until they do, I feel bad for them, but I have nothing to offer them. Should I feel bad for Susan Boyle? No. She chose her own path then, and is choosing her own actions now, so she can live with the consequences. Just like every other human being.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    You find some dirt in the tips and then go google around for other links to post and neglect to credit the tipster? Classy, Nikki Finke!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/07/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:

    Not in the tips proper:

    [gawker.com]

    Ja, ja, I know... you've got a zillion feeds and you picked it out yourself.
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