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    Image of jordos1 jordos1
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    Definitely the first time "soulful" and "Olivia Palermo" were used in the same paragraph. Perhaps universe.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This is fine. But which one do I pick for the Megaball drawing on Friday?
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    "It's also interesting how she's holding her purse." Becuase if they were really committed, he would be holding her fucking purse, amirite? Emmy Rossum is really hot and, like, 13 years old (at least as compared to Adam). He should carry her whole Hannah Montana backpack and lunch cooler combo for her.
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    Image of Wrongavore Wrongavore
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    Why is Gawker just reprinting CityFile posts?
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    Image of Gabriel Snyder Gabriel Snyder
    12/10/09

    @Wrongavore: Because I liked this post and when I asked to reprint it, they were nice enough to agree.
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    Image of Wrongavore Wrongavore
    12/10/09

    @Gabriel Snyder: Killer. Maybe I'll check out CityFile sometime.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    If only Patti had included their star signs, this would be the definitive ruling on these couples!
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    Image of blix blix
    12/10/09

    @Dr. Nick: The problem with Chinese restaurant placemats is that you can never find one when you need it. Also, beware the horse.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This reminds me of the groundbreaking study by the team of Drs. Ben and Eileen Dover which stated conclusively that Liberace's flashy, effeminate demeanor was a mask for the ruggedly brooding Alpha male he really was.
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    Image of blix blix
    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Throughly debunked by the in depth analysis of the team of Willie Liquor and Betty Dont.
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    12/10/09

    @blix: I believe you are confusing it with the thesis proferred jointly by Gay Barr and Iva Biggun.
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    Image of blix blix
    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I would be if I was citing Wikipedia as if it were a peer reviewed journal. Just refer to the brilliant paper by Prof. (Emeritus) Hugh E. Rection for proof. Remember, bibliometrics!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: Poor, confused Blixy. Excessive imbibing has caused you to black out the many nights we spent poring over the collected works of Bert Control and Ron Dayvu.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Excessive imbibment was the only thing that got me through our research on the causes of Liberace's behavior, or have you forgotten our discovery of the effect of asymmetrical manparts in the stellar works of physiognomic research by Dr. Huan Hung Lo. Heady stuff!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: But that research was completely disproven by the tireless research efforts of Drs. Dick Hertz and Jack Hoff.
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    Image of blix blix
    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Oh, now you're getting punchy. Next you'll deny that the flashy costumes were to mask the stains caused by poor bladder control as reported by I. P. Knightly.
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    12/11/09

    @blix: Cousin of I.P. Freely.
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    Image of blix blix
    12/11/09

    @scroll_lock: Only by marriage to Mike Rotch.
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    12/11/09

    @blix: But she cheated with Buster Hymen.
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    12/11/09

    @scroll_lock: Yes, what a letdown. Hugh Jass was pissed.
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    12/11/09

    @blix: Not as pissed as Bette Yeras.
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    Image of nonethewiser nonethewiser
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    What does it say about the relationship if your significant other is naked in the picture? With someone else?
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    Richard Petty Bourgeoisie promoted this comment nonethewiser was starred nonethewiser was unstarred
    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    @nonethewiser: It says "Time to move back to Sweden with the kids."
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    And we all want something beautiful.
    Man, I wish I was beautiful...
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: He appears to be wondering where he can find a gray guitar.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I predict A Long December for that young lady.
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I saw a compromising photo of her with Einstein on the beach.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    A relationship with a guy named "Topper" isn't sexually charged? How can this be?
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    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: It's not as much fun as dating Timothy Bottoms.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: How true this is. Even a nickname like "Top" is a total boner-kill.
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    The pressure's on, so I'm going to make an official statement:
    I have not slept with Tiger Woods. So that's one girl down.
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    12/07/09

    @gobblegirl: ...and one mountain left to conquer.
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    Image of mslewis mslewis
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    "Also, Michelle is too great a humanitarian to allow the ongoing torment of sad Susan Boyle to occur in her own home."

    Sorry, I don't get the "sad" part. Susan Boyle has the #1 CD in the world right now. What's "sad" about that? And why wouldn't Mrs. Obama want her to sing at the White House? Other musicians have performed there and Ms. Boyle is as good or better than most of those that have. Stop making fun of this woman. She deserves to be treated with respect.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/07/09

    @mslewis: Your heart's in the right place, but you missed the gist of the comment. Boyle has had numerous mental breakdowns due to the pressures of fame. The "joke" here is that Michelle won't allow Susan Boyle to risk any further hospitalizations from the pressure of performing at the white house.

    Hey wait a minute, why am I batting clean up for this damn site?
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    Image of atotalcad atotalcad
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    I'd hit it, tape it and spank it while watching the playback.
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    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    12/07/09

    @atotalcad: Susan Boyle?
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    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    The Tiger Wood's Advent Calendar: everyday, open the little door and there's another bimbo he slept with.
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    Image of Iamdoingit Iamdoingit
    12/07/09

    @Swordfish: Bimbo, now that is a word be rarely here these days, like hobo.
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    Cam/ron promoted this comment Iamdoingit was starred Iamdoingit was unstarred
    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    12/07/09

    @Iamdoingit: Indeed, I haven't heard "bimbo" regularly used since the 80's.
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    Image of En0s1 En0s1
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    I was a big fan of Lindsay's Lohans and don't appreciate the mistreatment of said Lohans over the last few years.
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    NigelAstydameia promoted this comment En0s1 was starred En0s1 was unstarred
    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    12/07/09

    @En0s1: Well I am a big fan of alcohol and drugs and don't appreciate her mistreatment of them over the last few years.
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    Image of En0s1 En0s1
    12/07/09

    @NigelAstydameia: I should've re-read that before posting... should've read: "don't appreciate HER mistreatment of them."

    But yes alcohol and drugs have been severely cheapened by their association with Lindsay. I say we rescue them; two out of three ain't bad.
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    Image of cpjones cpjones
    12/07/09

    In reply to Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
    The only ones that keep track of D or C list status are Kathy Griffin and the CDaN gossip guy.
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