"It's also interesting how she's holding her purse." Becuase if they were really committed, he would be holding her fucking purse, amirite? Emmy Rossum is really hot and, like, 13 years old (at least as compared to Adam). He should carry her whole Hannah Montana backpack and lunch cooler combo for her.
This reminds me of the groundbreaking study by the team of Drs. Ben and Eileen Dover which stated conclusively that Liberace's flashy, effeminate demeanor was a mask for the ruggedly brooding Alpha male he really was.
@scroll_lock: I would be if I was citing Wikipedia as if it were a peer reviewed journal. Just refer to the brilliant paper by Prof. (Emeritus) Hugh E. Rection for proof. Remember, bibliometrics!
@blix: Poor, confused Blixy. Excessive imbibing has caused you to black out the many nights we spent poring over the collected works of Bert Control and Ron Dayvu.
@scroll_lock: Excessive imbibment was the only thing that got me through our research on the causes of Liberace's behavior, or have you forgotten our discovery of the effect of asymmetrical manparts in the stellar works of physiognomic research by Dr. Huan Hung Lo. Heady stuff!
@scroll_lock: Oh, now you're getting punchy. Next you'll deny that the flashy costumes were to mask the stains caused by poor bladder control as reported by I. P. Knightly.
"Also, Michelle is too great a humanitarian to allow the ongoing torment of sad Susan Boyle to occur in her own home."
Sorry, I don't get the "sad" part. Susan Boyle has the #1 CD in the world right now. What's "sad" about that? And why wouldn't Mrs. Obama want her to sing at the White House? Other musicians have performed there and Ms. Boyle is as good or better than most of those that have. Stop making fun of this woman. She deserves to be treated with respect.
@mslewis: Your heart's in the right place, but you missed the gist of the comment. Boyle has had numerous mental breakdowns due to the pressures of fame. The "joke" here is that Michelle won't allow Susan Boyle to risk any further hospitalizations from the pressure of performing at the white house.
Hey wait a minute, why am I batting clean up for this damn site?
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Man, I wish I was beautiful...
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I have not slept with Tiger Woods. So that's one girl down.
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Sorry, I don't get the "sad" part. Susan Boyle has the #1 CD in the world right now. What's "sad" about that? And why wouldn't Mrs. Obama want her to sing at the White House? Other musicians have performed there and Ms. Boyle is as good or better than most of those that have. Stop making fun of this woman. She deserves to be treated with respect.
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Hey wait a minute, why am I batting clean up for this damn site?
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But yes alcohol and drugs have been severely cheapened by their association with Lindsay. I say we rescue them; two out of three ain't bad.
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