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    Image of nicepony nicepony
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    That party crashing couple is nuts.
    And names too hard to pronounce for people to latch on to in a fun way (see: Johnson, Levi)

    And the husband should really retire that white dinner jacket.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Teenagers care about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? I would think those squeals of glee that he was back on the market would be coming from his substantial following of gays.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    This is an outrage. Look at how close they got to Fergie.
     Reply
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/30/09

    @blix: I just really enjoy this comment.
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    Image of NathanSt NathanSt
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    "She also won't allow herself to be photographed smoking, for hers is a sterling reputation that must not be sullied."

    Best laugh I've had all day (going on 30+ hours now), thanks Ms. Jagger.
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    Edited by NathanSt at 11/30/09 7:32 AM NathanSt was starred NathanSt was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Welp, the picture is getting a little clearer. Unfortunately it's a picture that's really hard to look at.

    "The current chief sponsor of the Cup is Land Rover (which, along with Jaguar Cars, was recently sold by Ford Motors). The traditionally British auto brand currently belongs to Tata Motors, controlled by Indian industrialist Dr. Ratan Tata, who was one of the guests in attendance at the White House"

    Tata is the Indian branch of the Illuminati and the reason we'll all be driving $2,000 cars a few years from now.

    Michaele Salahi, nee Holt, is the daughter of Howard A. Holt, Jr. and Rosemary O'Malley of VA...

    Tariq and Michaele were married in a Catholic Church.

    Salahi's dad was in the 'ohl bi'ness (engineer)
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    Image of mladen mladen
    11/24/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Already Criminal
    I misread "Papa John" as "Robert John."

    Of "Sad Eyes Look The Other Way" fame.

    Him plus the Gag would be a duet for the ages.

    But only in front of an audience of polar bears.

    The human ones.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/24/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Already Criminal
    Perhaps it's too early in the morning, but for a brief moment I read "Papa John" as "Doctor John" and thought that'd be one hell of a performance.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/23/09

    In reply to Oh, We So Horny
    Wow, I honestly though that was Lohan about three years and twenty pounds ago.
     Reply
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    Image of Sir Thomas More Sir Thomas More
    11/23/09

    In reply to Oh, We So Horny
    We love you long time.
     Reply
    Sir Thomas More was starred Sir Thomas More was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    11/23/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Plays Den Mother to a Pack of 13-Year-Olds
    needs more guadalupe
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/23/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Plays Den Mother to a Pack of 13-Year-Olds
    TINSREEEEE !!! WE LUV YOU !!!

    also: I misread a sentence somewhere in the third paragraph as "tinsley has the face of a japanese handbag", and I won't say that didn't please me.
     Reply
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/23/09

    In reply to Oh, We So Horny
    Kiss KISS, bang bang.
     Reply
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/23/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Plays Den Mother to a Pack of 13-Year-Olds
    This is like in City of God, when Lil Ze has the gang of kids at the end of the movie. Eventually, they'll turn on her.
     Reply
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    11/23/09

    @Foster Kamer: which one's Knockout Ned?
     Reply
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/23/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Plays Den Mother to a Pack of 13-Year-Olds
    Renting herself out for kid's parties now? She must have signed one heck of a prenup.
     Reply
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11/23/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Plays Den Mother to a Pack of 13-Year-Olds
    Girl second from the right, I mean...
    I hate to say it, but how much longer do you think she has in this clique before the culling?
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/23/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I think she is the richest. She seems to have a lot of confidence. The look on her face says "I could buy and sell everyone of these bitches". She may be safe.
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    heywhat was starred heywhat was unstarred
    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/23/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I know, right? the first thing I thought was "I hope she outgrows that awkward stage soon"
     Reply
    MincnglyWhrdL'mer was starred MincnglyWhrdL'mer was unstarred
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