Years ago I was at a hot club and Abner Louima was there, in VIP, with a giant chain trying to kick it to me. I'm serious. This is after the whole plunger in the ass by the cops thing. I was both disturbed and amused while drunk. I have to find those pictures.
@unclevanya: I was taken to the Lighthouse as a kid by OLGC, but that always freaked me out. I mean, I understand being blind, but not controlling your own eyes?
I'm so happy for Tionna! I could see her doing great on TV and those bazongas are going to be deadly in high def.
Also, isn't funny how the people who complain about how much they don't like Tionna are some of the lamest commenters in Gawkerville? Huh. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
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(Gawd, I miss Tionna!)
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As a relationships expert, can she broker a detente between GovPat's eyes? They're been staring each other down since the Berlin Wall was still up.
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Also, Tionna's bobbies make a strong case for the existence of god.
Gotdamn, gurl.
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I have acquired a new jealousy of the blind.
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Also, Richard, i hope you have good things coming to you too!
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Also, isn't funny how the people who complain about how much they don't like Tionna are some of the lamest commenters in Gawkerville? Huh. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.