Today in #tips, Teabaggers call Sen. Lindsey Graham gay, scary school administrators watch your sleeping children, the sad, sinking state of Florida, homework-eating rats, a minute of mayhem planned for Thursday, and much more.

Today in #tips, cocktail bitters are back, Apple patents 3D glasses, a health-care CEO mints $100 million, a stash of panties is discovered, Eli Roth in the buff, and more.

Today in #tips, Maryland police brutalize a college student, Nike appears to be cool with sexual assault, scary goings-on at Apple, the Trojan virus that could expose your perverted ways, J.K. Rowling's takedown of the Tories, and more.

Today in #tips, MIT students stink, the creators of South Park plan a Mormon musical, mixed-race people are better at life, the president's mental condition, padded bikini tops to play up your 7-year-old's curves, and more.

Robert Pattinson won't star as Kurt Cobain at a multiplex near you, Lady GaGa tweets a gay teen in need, even the KKK hates the Westboro Baptists, what would Atheist Barbie do? and more.

Today in #tips, Miley Cyrus will "ruin" Radiohead, Teabaggers unite to combat misinformation (from the mainstream media), Constance McMillan should quit her cryin', Burger King thinks Americans are dumb, automated baby doll penises, and more.

Today in #tips, 15-year-olds trek to the North Pole for Foursquare cred, your Kraken-cat has been released, a Sharia-safe sex store sets up shop, and Lindsay Lohan has an ironic tattoo but no sense of irony.

L.A. is going bust, but you'll still need plastic surgery to land that new job. Kimora Lee Simmons is selling something and Peaches needs a new dress, but won't you send some cash to Michele Bachmann for her birthday first?

Today in #tips, destruction cuts through our Cadbury haze as we find that murder is aimless, California won't stop earthquaking, and it may be better to fake death than to date Olivia Newton-John.

Welcome to our #tips list, where readers tell us things to be told. Today, we discover that women have sex, sexy army gays still can't be, and Sarah Palin is NSFW, if you have the wonder of imagination.

A day working from home only reminds me how unproductive it is. Luckily, you were busy on #tips: Beware the bunds! Muppets! And a job — a really crappy job. At #crosstalk, anyone know how to hold a rifle?

In #tips: someone's missing George W. Bush, Dustin Lance Black, and Andrew Breitbart wants to scare you. Meanwhile at always-on open forum #crosstalk, princesslala wonders if "FAIL" should follow "douche" and "hipster" into the Gawker Retired Word Home. Discuss.

Today on the #tips page: A philosophical quandary over sexy avatar pics, Stephen Fry talks about the Catholic Church, and Drudge headlines to make you go "ugh." On #crosstalk: everyone's got Paterson bombshell fever.

On the #tips page: racism, breast bombs, and South Pole whiskey. On #crosstalk robina says a friend tried doing "sexy face" for Facebook. "Instead, she looks like a muppet who is attempting to take a dump while standing."

Today your #tips included lingerie for children, Sarah Palin conspiracies and J.D. Salinger news. The #tips mind wanders. Over on #crosstalk, everybody (okay, Unclevanya) is totally psyched for tomorrow's Bill O'Reilly-Jon Stewart showdown. So is Adrian.

In #tips today: why we don't care about Scott Brown action figures, an excellent James Fallows nugget, and giving credit where credit's due. Meanwhile open-forum #crosstalk's getting lively: Discussion about Avatar, the whitest-ever Vanity Fair cover, and job hunting abounds!

Today in #tips: The Situation will meet real celebrities, Boston has less cocaine this weekend, and Michael Kinsley would like you to watch your Goldman Sachs-bashing. Over on #crosstalk, commenter meetup discussion continues! And word games.

Today your #tips included: an excellent Ta-Nehisi Coates smackdown of Chris Matthews, lots of weed jokes, and celebrity flatuence. Meanwhile, Botswana Meat Commission has an intriguing suggestion on the #crosstalk open forum: Commenter parties? We'll help if there's interest. Discuss.

In your entirely non-iPad #tips page submissions (thank you!), today brought stories of rich heirs, maybe-not-so-rich heirs, and news that Chelsea Lately doesn't hate us. Over on always-open forum #crosstalk, a sincere plea for advice on starting out in AA.

We get lots of suggestions every day, even from people who work here. Nick liked a photo; Foster is proudly "fucking retarded." And a suggestion at never-ending-open-thread #crosstalk: watching a show we're not liveblogging? Feel free to do it there!