Oprah and Obama aren't going to Chelsea's wedding—they weren't even invited. Is the location an elaborate ruse? Could Bristol Palin be trying to upstage her? A guide to the most perplexing wedding of the century.
It's true. A waitress done up and punched her in the face. At least she's not Kristen Stewart, who fears her fans will kill her. Or at least she's not anyone else featured in this Friday gossip splooge.
Environment activist Laurie David, alleged mistress of Al Gore, denies having ever "reduced her carbon footprint" with Gore, if you know what I mean. "The story is completely untrue," says David. Just like global warming, am I right? [NYDN]
Finally, someone takes the bait on Al and Tipper Gore's divorce by starting an adultery rumor: Star says Inconvenient Truth producer Laurie David—also the cheating ex-wife of Seinfeld creator Larry David—"went from friends to lovers" with Al.
CNN anchor John Roberts says that Al and Tipper Gore's marriage first began to unravel during the stress of the 2000 presidential election and subsequent recount. Mark Halperin suggests that it may have been their son's 2007 drug arrest. Well?
CNN.com accidentally posted the private email address of newly-separated Al and Tipper Gore earlier today. Alex Weprin over at WebNewser did a little digging into how the gaffe occurred:
Tipper and Al Gore tell friends they "grew apart," but there was no affair involved.
William Jefferson Clinton—the man, the myth, the legend—celebrates his 63rd birthday today. The former First Lady of the United States, Tipper Gore, is turning 61. Actress Kyra Sedgwick is 44. New York City councilmember Melinda Katz is turning 44, too. Friends star Matthew Perry is 40. Former presidential candidate…
So Al Gore, who cofounded Current TV, promised to have a Twitter account by Saturday. It's Monday, and the algore and albertgore account don't look anything like they're being maintained by the former American vice president and current free marketeer. If you find him under shouldawon00 or some other catchy handle, do…
