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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    05:03 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    The last time I pointed out to a teabagging wackadoodle that Czars come from Imperial Russia not Communist Russia he looked at me like I was speaking Chinese.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12:55 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    When the relatives get you down, just close your eyes and imagine "Turkey Lurkey Time" in your head. Before you know it, a smile will slowly spread across your face, and then your head will start to bob rhythmically ...
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/26/09

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    When it comes to healthcare, I just tell my GOP relatives that my most-recent doctor has opted out of all HMOs. He sent a letter telling everyone he can't make a living off of denied coverage, and is now going on a "consierge" system. Ha! If he gets me theater tickets and a hooker, I'll agree to the $1000 a year price.
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    11/26/09

    oprah

    #tips
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/26/09

    Felix and Gawker sittin' in a tree, l-i-n-k-i-n-g

    [blogs.reuters.com]

    #tips
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    11/26/09

    "California has the nation's largest death row population, with 685 sentenced to die by lethal injection. Yet only 13 executions have been carried out since capital punishment resumed in 1977 and none of the condemned have been put to death since a moratorium was imposed nearly four years ago. "

    [www.latimes.com]

    #tips
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/26/09

    Vivi Nevo and Zhang Ziyi have already split?

    Probably 'cause Vivi couldn't take all that talk about how he's so old and creepy and carrying on with the young chinese girl. (Rimjobs on the beach, etc)

    [www.geishakitten.com]

    #tips
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/26/09

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    Had I gone home to the heartland, I would have been surrounded by 25 family members, including some from the family my nephew married into, the matriarch of which availed herself of the sanctuary movement after Reagan-sponsored death squads assassinated her boss, RC Archbishop Oscar Romero. She brought 2 kids, had another once she arrived -- illegally -- in Ann Arbor. The daughter she had after she arrived here is married to my brother's middle son; the daughter she left El Salvador with is engaged to his older brother.

    Now...those nephews older step-brother is Michael, who came under another person's identity from the killing fields of Cambodia, also during the 80s, also illegally. He and his wife have 4 kids and a growing -- due to immigration -- extended family. He is a small business owner, the class of people Republicans have now nominated as The Most Important People In America. He makes a Pad Thai that will burn your eyebrows off.

    Without illegal immigration, that party would be half empty.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/26/09

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    The Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer is awesome, if deeply and unapologetically cynical. It's a great complement to this comment thread.
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    Image of flossy flossy
    11/26/09

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    At my Thanksgiving dinner we had, among others: my quasi-aunt who loves Jesus so much she writes Bible verses on everything, like wrapping paper and grocery lists, my cadre of Jewish relatives, some so observant they show up after dinner because we don't keep kosher, my aunt from Mali, who just loves Obama, as well as my Lebanese aunt who is happy to tell anyone who will listen that Hezbollah gets a bad rap.

    And nobody fought about politics! Probably because despite all our differences, we are all pinko fags at heart.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/26/09

    @flossy: Can I come to next year's dinner? I play well with others and this sounds like my dream family.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    11/26/09

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    On Thanksgiving days of yore, the officers would wear their dress blues and bring their families to the mess hall to eat with the troops. Politics were not discussed, but the various attributes of the officers' daughters were debated at length and with vigor among we young enlisted men.

    Then, I became an officer, wore my dress blues and ate at the mess hall where the various attributes of the senior officers' daughters were debated at length and with vigor among the young lieutenants. And then we would ship out and kill people.

    Happy Thanksgiving!
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/26/09

    @Swifter: Now that's civilized.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/26/09

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    Have your relatives over to your house and cook them a vegan Thanksgiving dinner. They'll be bitching about the food so much they won't have the time or the energy to talk about politics.
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/26/09

    Turns out Bravo was "following -- and filming" the White House party crashers on Tuesday. Not entirely clear whether the cameras rolled inside the state dinner, but if so it's just another level of security fail. [www.nytimes.com]

    #tips #fnff #whitehouse #partycrashers #fameballs
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/26/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: So we go from Bush Patriot Act overkill to Obama hall pass casualness? This is just nuts.

    #fnff
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    Image of jordos1 jordos1
    11/26/09

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    I always look forward to my brother's spittle spewing, red faced, ultra neocon rants, freshly regurgitated from his lunch hour listening to Rush Limbaugh. I would try some of these methods, but dead legs and telling him he is losing his hair seems to shut him up more than adequately.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/26/09

    @jordos1: Neocon reframe: "That's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a love machine."
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    Image of jordos1 jordos1
    11/26/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Exactly, you see, hair plugs are far too expensive to implement, and the technology doesn't even exist yet.
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/26/09

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    Planned Parenthood has a handy guide for those of you discussing health care, particularly the Stupak Amendment: [www.plannedparenthoodaction.org]
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