Chris Brown explains the emergence of a naked self-portrait: "Girls be reckless." Lindsay Lohan goes clubbing in New York. For the price of 15 minutes with a high-end hooker, you can now meet Charlie Sheen. TGIFriday gossip.
Miley Cyrus snaps at a paparazzo. Christina Aguilera returns to the scene of her public intoxication. Lindsay Lohan prepares for her big day in court. Brangelina's children "turn violent." Thursday gossip wonders what Lindsay Lohan will wear to court today.
Miley's eighteenth birthday party features bumping and grinding with her mom. Jay-Z shot his brother at age 12. Charlie Sheen's hooker gives an interview. Lenny Dykstra's dog could get repossessed. Just another manic Monday gossip roundup.
The most beautiful woman in the world has the ugliest laugh. Justin Bieber sprains his knee. Lindsay Lohan forgoes painkillers. Katy Perry's married life is like "a sitcom." Friday gossip needs a better laugh track.
On Fox & Friends, Bret Michaels reports he didn't bang Miley Cyrus' mom. He promises he was only hanging out with Miley, not her mom. He's not having an affair, he's just hanging a lot with a teenage girl.
Someone needs to start hiding the tabloids from Wendy Williams. She freaked out when she found out that Miley's Mom was allegedly having an affair with Bret Michaels and gave Miley Cyrus permission to get drunk on her eighteenth birthday.
Kim Kardashian shifts the attention from her ass to her feet. Pink advocates "beat[ing] the crap outta kids." Brett Michaels denies boinking Miley's mom. Demi Lovato's dad bemoans Disney. The bigger Wednesday gossip gets, the harder it falls.
According to Us Weekly, Tish Cyrus—mother of famed tween Miley—had an affair with Poison singer Bret Michaels. I don't know what to think about that, except I wonder why she didn't have to go through Rock of Love.
The nude woman who got Charlie Sheen hospitalized says he hit her and has hired a lawyer. Billy Ray Cyrus gets a divorce. David Arquette cried during his first post-Courteney sexual encounter. Thursday gossip shall overcome.
[Miley Cyrus, mother Tish, and little sister Noah—the ten-year-old with the visible bra—resemble another Hollywood family consisting of a starlet, a cool mom, and a chronically overshadowed little sister. Image via INF, click to enlarge.]
"Do it again," murmurs Miley after a public, videotaped spanking. Drew Barrymore wants to punch a "bitch" journalist. Enrique Iglesias: "Fame is the best aphrodisiac you can have." Thursday gossip is for the fetishists.
