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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    Is she kissing Michael Blomberg?
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    Image of theMoJo theMoJo
    06/10/09

    @bytememehard: Nope, it's darling Texas good ol' boy GW Bush himself.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    06/10/09

    @theMoJo: How quickly they forget.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    Also, I think it's good to know she thinks America is Titanic-like; after all, since she is part of Congress, she's had no trivial role in ramming us right into that iceberg.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    You have to admit, she is amusing.
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    Jeez lady, how about a spoiler alert next time!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    06/10/09

    @Mymoustache: Ha!
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    So now I have to sit here all day and wonder if Michelle Bachmann sees herself as Leo, Kate, or Billy Zane...
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    "The industrial revolution to me is just like a story I know called 'The Puppy Who Lost his Way.' The world was changing and the puppy was . . . getting . . . bigger. . . . So you see the puppy was like industry in that they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - society - knew where to find him. Except that the puppy was a dog, but the industry my friends - that was a revolution."
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    Image of blix blix
    06/10/09

    @Iceland Spar: Was that neuro linguistic programming? I think I just voted for you without realizing it.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    Also, why is Sister Christian here watching Kate Winslet's naked-ass boobs bonking Leonardo DiCaprio in the back seat of a Model T with her family?


    Michelle Bachmann just ruined opposite marriage.

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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/10/09

    @Colonel Mustard: mmmm. "naked-ass boobs".
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    06/10/09

    @Colonel Mustard: She heard that "Nearer, My God, to Thee" was on the soundtrack.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    Last week I was watching the commercial movie "Eraserhead" and realized it was just like Michelle Bachmann: fragmented, nonlinear, full of twists and turns that confound logic and are impossible to follow, and vaguely terrifying.
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    Image of kathotdog kathotdog
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    I've never seen "Titanic," how many chambers did it actually have?
    Oh so many.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    06/10/09

    @kathotdog: 36.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    Last weekend my family sat down and we were watching the the commercial movie "Blasting Off for Uranus" when I realized I had put in the wrong DVD and my dad would be disappointed that he was not going to be enjoying a story about the USofA breaching another frontier.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    "I don't watch movies, as they are unChristian. Instead, I watch bloated, obvious metaphors."
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    Get over it. She's taking care of business and you ain't seen nothing yet. bbbbaby!
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    06/10/09

    @shostakobitch: well alright
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    Image of loosecanon loosecanon
    06/10/09

    @pmarble:

    american woman, stay away from me.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/10/09

    @shostakobitch: Bachmann Frontal Lobe Overdrive.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/10/09

    @loosecanon: that was the guess who.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    06/10/09

    @shostakobitch: Bachmann might be crazy, but I'd turner over'n'drive.


    @shostakobitch: Feat. Randy Bachman.

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    Image of blix blix
    06/10/09

    @SidAndFinancy: Let it ride.
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    Image of loosecanon loosecanon
    06/10/09

    @shostakobitch:

    yeah sorry- it was a bit of a stretch, but since they were bachmann's first band, and you stole the only 2 BTO songs anybody knows, i figured "fair play."
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/10/09

    @SidAndFinancy: thanks for nightmare fodder, you sick fucker.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/10/09

    @loosecanon: true enough. you could have also used randy bachman's son tal's 1999 hit "she's so high".
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    What does the deconstruction of free market economists look like? Is it like the transporter pad on Star Trek, with Milton Friedman getting atomized and then reassembled somewhere else? Or does she mean like the Seattle Central Library, but with a whole lot of economists spilling out onto the sidewalk?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/10/09

    @Astigmatism: The heads of free-market economists come off just like lego figures. Also they split apart at the torso so you can mix and match their outfits.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    06/10/09

    In reply to Bachmann: America Is On a Boat
    And now, please welcome our newest C-SPAN Political Analyst, T-Pain.
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