This Is NOT What Locker Room Talk Is Like
Public Service Announcement: millions of men who have spent time in locker rooms wish to make it clear that the following is not an accurate account of male “locker-room talk.”
Instagram Took Down Chelsea Handler's Topless Pic Three Times
Chelsea Handler's bare breasts were on Instagram for roughly half an hour Thursday night after she shared a topless photo of herself riding a horse.
Horny Redditors Jerk Off to Photo of Dude's Butt, Thinking It's Boobs
The photo above shows a pair of underwear wedged between a man's asscheeks. But for one magical night, dozens of enthusiastic masturbators believed they were looking at a woman's alluring cleavage.
Singer Asked If People Like Her Music or Her Tits, Answers Perfectly
In the slightly NSFW clip above from the Brazilian talk show The Noite, American singer-songwriter Sky Ferreira is presented with the cover of her album Night Time, My Time, on which she appears topless (photographer/director Gaspar Noé shot it). The comedian host of the show, Danilo Gentili, asks Ferreira, via a…
Teen on Game of Thrones: "Tits!!!!!"
A very excited young man evidently didn't expect to see a pair of naked breasts on HBO's Game of Thrones, a show based on George R.R. Martin's novel series A Song of Tits and Swords.
Report: Millennials Have Big Tits
Does the layabout "Millennial" generation, composed primarily of— not to engage in reductive stereotyping—greedy little sellouts, have any redeeming qualities whatsoever? Perhaps.
'Better Than a 10-Inch Dick': Showgirls Lives Onstage and In Hearts
April Kidwell shrieks, "Different places!" about five minutes into Showgirls the Musical, and the crowd loses it. This is in response to being asked where she's from, and though these words alone are not particularly funny, their delivery is. So are the flying French fries that punctuate the line.
PSA for all da Laaaadies from the NYPD: You Can Go Topless in Public
As temperatures continue to skyrocket into the low to mid-sixties up and down the East Coast, many beautiful and strange-looking women will soon find themselves faced with the eternal conundrum of summer: how to deal with a too-hot boob. Luckily for some, the NYPD is here to remind us that anything goes in New Boob…
Sixth-Grader Finds Candy Heart That Says 'Nice Tits'
Usually, Valentine's Day candy hearts say boring things like "I LOVE YOU" and "MY BABY" (or, once, "WEB SITE.") But if you're lucky you'll get something exciting—like the 12-year-old who got a candy heart that said "NICE TITS."
What A Day At Chatroulette's Office Would Be Like
It would likely be full of tits and dicks. But mostly dicks. Lots and lots of dicks. And despite the non-stop pleading for tits, the dick-to-tits ratio remains alarmingly lopsided. This may be the first SFW Chatroulette video.
Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
Breaking Horace Mann news: "Former Student Body Presidents' performances in last Tuesday's assembly caused heated discussions regarding sexism, men's bigotry, and the boundaries of comedic relief among students and faculty in classrooms, advisories, and club meetings this past week."
Oh, Scarlett, We Were Talking About Your Tits
Scarlett Johansson's assistant wrote about the media's dangerous weight obsession in the Huffington Post today, and it sounds like she didn't like a post of ours. But that wasn't the weight we were talking about.
Lady Says "Tits" On Fox
As Ben Smith points out, had a non-conservative non-lady said this, it would probably score almost as high on the outrage-meter than some cesspool blog gloating over identity theft. Still. Here's Bloomberg's Caroline Baum explaining that Hillary voters won't flock to Sarah Palin just because she has tits. Yes, she…
Hooters To Sponsor Star Horse 'Big Brown'; Comedians Celebrate
Tit-and-chicken-wing purveyor Hooters has signed on as the exclusive sponsor of Big Brown, the star racehorse that has already won two legs of the Triple Crown, and will try to complete the feat this weekend at the Belmont Stakes. UPS, the brown-themed shipping company that was was originally the sole sponsor of the…
At Last, Baked Beans Will Give You Access To Strippers
Thanksgiving is almost here, which means it's time for us to think about helping those less fortunate than ourselves, and to plan our next trip to Scores. And now, thanks to the storied club's "Cans for Cans" program, we can ease our conscience and look at boobies at the same time. Between now and November 21, just…
Do We Want To Live In A World Where J. K. Rowling Has Wardrobe Malfunctions?
Oh noooo. Harry Potter author and revered nice person jillionaire J. K. Rowling's dress slid down during a reading, revealing a chaste white brassiere and the best Brit-cougar cleave this side of Helen Mirren, but we feel terrible—terrible!—for pointing this out. Also for opening the door to what are sure to be the…
Amanda Congdon Done At ABC?
We hear that ABC News vlogger Amanda Congdon's contract won't be renewed. Congdon, who came to fame at RocketBoom, started contributing to their website late last year. She has been quite productive recently—taking tours of homes in Santa Barbara and talking about angry iPhone buyers. No word yet on the state of her …
TMZ TV: Vida Guerra Responsible, Racktastic
We're a little closer to understanding why "TMZ" the TV show works so well. (Or: "so well.") Take this item about an intoxicated Vida Guerra. We had never heard of Guerra before, but the correspondent identifies her as a "booty queen and FHM model" (context), informs us that she was happy to turn over her car keys to…
Remember that Washington Post column about Senator Clinton's cleavage? Writer Robin Givhan has taken a lot of (deserved) criticism for it, but not from her paper's ombudsman, Deborah Howell. "Does this have anything to do with whether Clinton should be president? Not a thing. But do we want to read the column about…
