I think this clip could be repurposed as a PSA if they played it backwards:
Narrator: "This is your brain [shot of the guy smiling, looking vaguely sad]. This is your brain on drugs [pan down to handjob]. Any questions? [pan up to reveal Tila Tequila's face]"
Ahem, I need to see these videos in order to examine them for the Christian Far Right Committee and determine if Prejean should lose her status as Miss Virginity.
To heck with Prejean's Whoring4Christ, I'm piqued by Brian Boylan's bold assertion of being Gawker's resident LadyParts expert.
Knowing Denton's quant impulses, what cunning algorithms crowned Brian with this great honor? Crowdsourcing? Regression analysis of Jezabel's tag-cloud? Tracking Brian's versus other Gawk-editors blindfolded IDing performance on a statistically significant number of guests showing up at the Gawker meet-up half-dressed?
Taste tests?!
Such claims are easy to throw about, Boylan: let's see the documented evidence!
@Mo MoDo: Lulz. In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king? Maybe during high school he saw a cheerleader's labia stick out during a high kick? That's pretty close.
Her church thinks that masturbation is a homosexual act - so she's seriously sinning, which for me makes it much, much hotter!
And, god, please tell me she touches her asshole at some point, because that would have to be the most taboo thing possible for her other than real live muff diving and I think that would send me right over the edge.
@drunkexpatwriter: I heard this anecdote about two ultra-orthodox Jews playing ping-pong and every time this one blew a shot he yelled "Jesus Christ!" Can we get something like that on Prejean?
I don't see how we're ever going to resolve this controversy. There's just nothing to compare.
The girl in those videos/pictures seems to be really having a great time. I don't think I've ever seen any other examples of Miss Prejean looking like she's having a great time.
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Narrator: "This is your brain [shot of the guy smiling, looking vaguely sad]. This is your brain on drugs [pan down to handjob]. Any questions? [pan up to reveal Tila Tequila's face]"
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#tips
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Knowing Denton's quant impulses, what cunning algorithms crowned Brian with this great honor? Crowdsourcing? Regression analysis of Jezabel's tag-cloud? Tracking Brian's versus other Gawk-editors blindfolded IDing performance on a statistically significant number of guests showing up at the Gawker meet-up half-dressed?
Taste tests?!
Such claims are easy to throw about, Boylan: let's see the documented evidence!
11/19/09
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Simon: Yeah, I’ve seen some bras.
Jack: I bet you have.
#tips
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I hope she screams "Oh god!" or "Jesus" or something when she cums.
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Her church thinks that masturbation is a homosexual act - so she's seriously sinning, which for me makes it much, much hotter!
And, god, please tell me she touches her asshole at some point, because that would have to be the most taboo thing possible for her other than real live muff diving and I think that would send me right over the edge.
11/19/09
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If you are a boy who likes girls I think it would be hard not to be excited when seeing those stills!
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11/20/09
Yes!
11/20/09
Me too!
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11/19/09
The girl in those videos/pictures seems to be really having a great time. I don't think I've ever seen any other examples of Miss Prejean looking like she's having a great time.