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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    "There's gotta be a part for Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta in there somewhere."

    I love you, Brian Moylan.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    who were those other two? charlie sheen and david duchovny? the tiger remind me of thoses.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    So how many diamonds are these women? More than Spitzer's ?--well, she was a professional hooker, so maybe that's different.
    Or do these have "pars" instead of diamonds?
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    Image of Colander Colander
    12/02/09

    @Novaload: Most of them are birdies but his wife is largely considered to be an eagle. Unless they're all chicken-heads...not sure.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/02/09

    @Colander: And, of course, he is a turkey.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/02/09

    @Novaload: I was gonna go with calling him a putts. Zing!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/02/09

    @Brian Moylan: Putts is good, I like that.
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    "Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions."

    So why did you release a press release with a half ass confession, sort of?
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Is Arthur Kade the author of this post? Why do these women have a "hotness" number associated with them?
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    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    tiger likes the golf stroke, the ego stroke and THE stroke, whether it be from his wife, or not.
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Poor Michael Schumacher, he's now left to carry the torch.
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    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    12/02/09

    @Buttafooco: ha. true.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    My wife and I said basically the same thing to each other last night:

    Marrying the nanny is one small step removed from marrying your dental assistant. Either way, it's 98% a business decision.
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    Image of newjewrevue newjewrevue
    12/02/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: She wasn't Tiger's nanny. She worked for friends of his.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/02/09

    @newjewrevue: Well, that changes everything!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: You have no idea how clean my husband's teeth are.
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    Image of Peteski Peteski
    12/03/09

    @newjewrevue: so you're the richest man in all of sports and you marry another golfer's nanny? Le Tigre reminds me a nerdy guy that found women late in life (after college) that got suddenly rich and fell for any woman that would smile at him. And they ALL smile at him.
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    Image of Peteski Peteski
    12/03/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: +1
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Pussy galore, and all so young! I was hoping for a headline:

    Tiger dates Cougar.
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    Image of LuluFimbria LuluFimbria
    12/02/09

    @iplaudius: Actually - some of them are older than his current wife, and closer to his age. The only young ones are his wifey and the "Tool Academy" hoochie.

    So yeah, Tiger hearts Cougars kinda fits.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    All of these girls are in the 4-5 range. They are exactly the type you won't be seen with in public, let alone marry. Elin is the 9-10, the good girl, the one you marry and have children with. It's all just so very cliched.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    12/02/09

    @maevemealone: Indeedy, why go for hamburger on the road when he can have fillet mignon at home?
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/02/09

    @maevemealone: So is golf.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    12/02/09

    @Btwbfdimho: The fillet mignon sometimes has a headache, or gives you a headache. Hamburger never has or causes a headache... You can find a satisfying hamburger in every town! Blurgh, I need to stop..
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    Image of phloxâś” phloxâś”
    12/02/09

    @Btwbfdimho: Sometimes you get really hungry and can't wait until 'dinner', so you have a snack while you're out & about.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/02/09

    @phloxâś”: Exactly! Sometimes you want a sit down meal with all the entrees, and sometimes you just want a drive through McDouble and be on your way.

    I still don't understand what this has to do with tiger woods fucking random women though.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @Btwbfdimho: I don't think Joanne Woodward ever quite forgave Paul Newman for equating her with a piece of meat. (He was the original source for the quote in your comment.)
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    12/02/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Women is meat! And they are tasty!
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    12/02/09

    @maevemealone: Madonna/Whore?
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    12/02/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Really, you're all going so fast, I can't ketchup.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    12/02/09

    @TroisFilles: eeezzzzackly
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Ugh. Sorry. Wrong Tube.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/02/09

    @The Real JR:

    Obvs, I'm missing the bestest show on TV.

    Plus, my neighborhood on Sunday morning is nothing but busted windows.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    No matter how many times I post this, this will never get old when associated with Tiger and Elin...
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    It seems that Tiger likes his road beef to be on the used and artificial side. The exact opposite of his fresh and natural-looking gorgeous blonde wife.
     Reply
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Tacky...except the wife.
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    Image of AngriestGeek AngriestGeek
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Must I be the one to notice the totally ironic absence of Asian women along with no Black women? Okay, so maybe the Black woman thing isn't so ironic...
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    Edited by AngriestGeek at 12/02/09 11:52 AM AngriestGeek was starred AngriestGeek was unstarred
    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/02/09

    @AngriestGeek: Wasn't his mom Asian? Maybe they remind him of his mom?
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    Image of AngriestGeek AngriestGeek
    12/02/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Hey, he's not Jewish.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    @AngriestGeek: The heart wants what it wants...
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/02/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Didn't think his heart had much to do with it.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    @momof3wildkids: You're crazy. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he had a deep and profound love for each of these unique and wonderful human beings. You cynics of the world just kill me.
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    12/02/09

    @MyNameIsChris: and the penis will take the leftovers.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    @Brad Brown: Part of the fun of this whole story is I never really thought about Tiger Woods and sex together. I never thought about him actually having a penis. He's more of a golfing Ken doll in my mind...
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