Just days ago, we learned that Nadya "Octomom" Suleman was going to appear in a masturbation video — which is definitely not porn, because she once said she would never do porn. Today TMZ reports that Octomom has filmed her first scene, and it sounds like she's a pro.

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian was spotted with something that may have been a hickey. Today, TMZ reports that it totally is with the eye-grabbing headline, "HICKEY CONFIRMATION." Kim ostensibly earned this hickey from Kanye West, some time after seeing The Hunger Games but before eating pizza. (The timeline is still…

Remember when we freaked out because we thought Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were engaged? Well, they're not. And how irresponsible of anyone to spread that internet rumor. Ahem.

Child star turned religious zealot Kirk Cameron pissed a lot of people off when he appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and said gays were icky. (Technically he called homosexuality "unnatural," but now we're just splitting hairs.) His basic point was that gay marriage should never be legal, because God intended marriage…

Tonight marks Lindsay Lohan's fourth time hosting Saturday Night Live — her first since a seemingly endless amount of legal troubles and rehab stints. In honor of her comeback, Lohan will be addressing everything that has made her tabloid fodder. Oh, and she'll be singing. Thanks, TMZ.

TMZ released another photo from inside the singer's Beverly Hills Hilton hotel room, but instead of revealing more more clues as to what happened that fateful afternoon, it only makes Houston's final moments more sad and confusing. Like, what's with the gravy dish?

The twin contestants who were challenged to guzzle donkey semen and urine on NBC's Fear Factor may be able to extend their 15 minutes. TMZ reports that Brynne and Claire Odioso were approached by webcam site MyGirlFund.com. Now, there's no guarantee the twins would be doing anything pornographic, but if you read…

Depending on your perspective, Demi Moore had either the most destructive or the most ambitious January in the history of 49-year-olds. Not everyone can pack a penis cake party and a whip-its-related overdose into a single month. But not everyone is Demi.

I really hope someone at the L.A. City Attorney's Office appreciates the asinine logic here. TMZ reports that Demi Moore's 911 call — the one in which a friend said Demi had smoked something "like incense" — was edited to remove specific drug references. Because, you know, that totally makes a difference.

On Thursday, TMZ reported that NBC's Fear Factor would be forcing its contestants to guzzle beer steins full of donkey urine and donkey semen. (The urine doesn't sound so bad, right?) This raises a whole lot of questions about what reality television is willing to put its contestants through — and what we, as a…

I know you've all seen that "Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit" video. It's funny. Maybe a little too long, but it's cute. Well, TMZ caught up with Randall (one name, like Cher) the real dude who narrated it. Holy shit, Honey Badger is his real voice.

TMZ reports that part of the reason the two are getting a divorce is due to Seal's "volcanic temper" and partially because their schedules could never sync-up. Don't bother Googling "angry seal" because otherwise, you'll get this Urban Dictionary definition: A sexual act where when a male is having sex with a female…

One of the perils of working at a gossip site in the age of internet tipsters is that you never know whether you are corresponding with a person who is about to unmask the next Craigslist Congressman—or a demented pervert who is masturbating while describing an imaginary encounter with a starlet.

Disappointing(ly) naked person Lindsay Lohan and her shapeshifting sister Aliana have been vacationing in Hawaii this weekend to escape from their life burdens. Of course, Lindsay encountered her nemesis, The Wicked Dr. Drama, while standing in line for another non-alcoholic pineapple drink and this produced…

Now that you know how Paris Hilton is reacting to Osama bin Laden's death, your next question must be, "But how is intellectual vanguard TMZ.com covering this momentous event?" Answer: with a presidential fuck poll.

If a normal person finds a normal person's dead body on the side of the road in Los Angeles, that's a blurb in the police blotter. But if Peter Fonda finds a dead body, that's a TMZ post.

Google has just introduced a new option that allows you to filter search results by "reading level." Who knows what black magick is behind this, but we thought it would be fun to compare some popular websites.

According to TMZ, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson, that married pair of perfect people, are "living apart." Just shows you that, no matter what Men's Health says, abs like that aren't enough to keep a woman that good.

Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson was out shopping when he was accosted by a (crazy) woman who wanted to know whether he is for or against circumcision. He handles the situation as best as he can.

She's 18 and her own woman! TMZ reports that this bong rip is not pot, but salvia — the intense psychedelic drug (legal in California). Watch her lose her shit and speak in tongues.