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New York ToDolls

Joshua Stein — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:52:24 EST

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True Or Fosse?

Joshua Stein — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:10:56 EST

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There Will Be Blood (At The Fandango Machine)

Joshua Stein — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:15:13 EST

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Apes, Androids, Wolfs, Lambs

Joshua Stein — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:17:06 EST

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Lesbian Erotica, Public Enemy and More Ballet!

Joshua Stein — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:35:32 EST

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Dance, Sugar Plum, Dance!

Joshua Stein — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:10:57 EST

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"A Christmas Carol In Prose, Being A Ghost Story Of Christmas"

Choire — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:40:51 EST

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"Are You the Favorite Person Of Anybody?"

Choire — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:50:08 EST

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Something For The Ladies, Something For The Wu

Joshua Stein — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:25:11 EST

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'Playgirl' v. 'Sweeney Todd'

Joshua Stein — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:10:01 EST

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Stay Abreast of Tionna Tee Smalls!

Joshua Stein — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:30:22 EST

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Rich Girl, You've Gone Too Far!

Joshua Stein — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:50:42 EST

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Mrs. Astor And Mr. Gladwell Kindly Request Your Presence

Joshua Stein — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:50:33 EST

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I Get Knocked Down

Joshua Stein — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:10:38 EST

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Art Is A Lonely Hunter

Joshua Stein — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:40:34 EST

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Clairvoyant Koreans, Kyra Sedgewick and Alex Ross

Joshua Stein — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:20:00 EST

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Come On, Who Doesn't Have 'Felony Angel Kiss' In Her iPhone?

Joshua Stein — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:30:11 EST

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Songs of Experience

Joshua Stein — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:10:46 EST

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A Well Considered Weekend

Joshua Stein — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:00:00 EST

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He's Barack And He's Undead!

Joshua Stein — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:34:30 EST

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Sufjan Stevens Will Melt Your Soul

Joshua Stein — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:10:05 EST

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To And Do's Bizarre Love Triangle

Joshua Stein — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:50:10 EST

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Things To Do While You're Missing Choire

Joshua Stein — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:30:28 EST

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...and you will know us by our trail of Dylan

Joshua Stein — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:00:00 EST

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Pack Your Bags, We're Getting Married Tonight!

Joshua Stein — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:50:18 EST

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Creepily Fantasize With/About/On Padma Lakshmi At The Strand

Joshua Stein — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:00:00 EST

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To Dude: Big Lebowski, Polyphonic Spree

Joshua Stein — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:00:27 EST

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To Do Dilemma; Nude Review or Paris Review?

Joshua Stein — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:10:58 EST

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Clap Your Hands And Say Meh!

Joshua Stein — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:25:26 EST

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Some Things You Need To Do For Yourself!

Joshua Stein — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:30:38 EST

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The Moth Ball Rolls On!

Joshua Stein — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:30:20 EST

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Ang Lee On Lust, Caution; Related, Juliette Lewis Performs

Joshua Stein — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:00:07 EST

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Albert Ayler, Mariko Mori And Conan's Writers

Joshua Stein — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:20:05 EST

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Make Your Dreams To Do!

Joshua Stein — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:15:30 EST

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'The Crier' Party And Oliver Sacks

Joshua Stein — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:30:26 EST

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Exploring Taste, Sensuality And Scary Climate Change

Joshua Stein — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 17:35:10 EST

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Le Tigre, Taxidermy And Some Marathon

Joshua Stein — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:40:09 EDT

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The Great Lindsay Lohan Mid-Career Retrospective

Joshua Stein — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:50:57 EDT

On Saturday night, BAM will host an all-night Lindsay Lohan Mid-Career Retrospective. Is there any other way you could possibly spend your weekend than in the presence of such awesome actressing?

As per the press material:

As recently as Mean Girls in 2004, Lindsay Lohan was a bright and shining new star with nothing but promise (ah, remember those days?). This Mid-Career Retrospective is a reminder of what made us love her (the unbelievably charming Freaky Friday) and a wake-up call as to what she has become (the preposterously bad I Know Who Killed Me)."

Freaky Friday starts at 9:15, followed by Mean Girls, I Know Who Killed Me and finally The Parent Trap at 2:15 am.

Bring your jersey pajamas and an eightball of cocaine! And see, if you don't attend, you'll feel really bad—because she'll probably be dead in a few years.

Wallace Shawn, John Jasperse and Free Gin

Joshua Stein — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:30:18 EDT

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Happy Halloween!

Joshua Stein — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:50:13 EDT

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