Kathie Lee Makes Fun of the Jersey Shore Cast to Their Faces

You'd think Today hosts Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb and Jersey Shore cast members (and 6-Hour Energy hucksters) Deena and Sammi would all get along really well because they're all crazy, booze-soaked ladies with unnatural hair and seven layers of make up. You would be wrong.
Woman Mauled by Chimp Reveals Her New Face
Charla Nash, who had her face and hands ripped off by her neighbor's chimpanzee in 2009 revealed her new face on the Today show today. For a woman who was mauled by an animal, she looks pretty damn good.
Donny Deutsch Boldly Defends 'Sugar Babies'
The Today Show discussed "sugar babies" today, young hotties who date rich old guys for money. Rich old guy Donny Deutsch is in favor of the phenomenon. His impassioned defense transforms Star Jones into a kettle of boiling water, steaming and screaming in horror.
Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake Discuss Embracing Marines' Balls
This morning on Today, while promoting Friends With Benefits, Mila and JT brought the testicular humor as they talked about the Marine Corps Ball. Mila declared, "Marines have a lot of balls." Justin agreed, "Marines got balls," and added, "we want to pay honor to our country and embrace their balls." Justin…
All the Kooky Things Meredith Vieira Ever Did on Today
Today was Today show anchor Meredith Vieira's last day on the program. It was a very solemn occasion where they took time to recall her important moments like dancing with the Rockettes, falling down while ice skating, being attacked by Robin Williams and Russell Brand, polishing Colin Firth's trophy, and interviewing…
Fashion Editors Cut Size Labels Off Clothes to Protect Celebrities' Feelings
In a Today Show segment on vanity sizing, More editor Lesley Jane Seymour described the lengths fashion editors must go to protect the fragile egos of celebrities: "When we go to shoots it's all about the ego. If a celebrity says she's a size 8 and we know she's not we cut the sizes out because we know she won't put…
Meredith Vieira Reportedly Leaving Today
According to TV Guide, Today co-host Meredith Vieira will leave the show when her contract expires later this year. She's apparently "weary of the demanding early morning hours," which we assume is code for "sick of Matt Lauer." [TV Guide]
Charlie Sheen on Today Show: "Nothing but Love and Compassion" in His Home
In a live interview with Today, Charlie Sheen reacted to his ex-wife having police remove their two sons from his home.
Charlie Sheen Takes his Crazy to GMA and The Today Show
The Today Show began airing the first of its Charlie Sheen interviews today, and he did not disappoint. Aside from candidly slamming CBS, he brags that he cured alcoholism by closing his eyes and making it so. It's so simple!
Charlie Sheen Is on a Drug Called 'Charlie Sheen'
All poem-fingered F-18 fighter jet Charlie Sheen wants to do is live a quiet life as a television star and porn family patriarch. So why does CBS make it hard for him by stopping production on his show? Sheen will be deploying his ordinance to the ground and making his case ("I may be a dangerous, self-destructive…
The Today Show Under Attack by Deranged Weirdo
Taping in Rockefeller Center sure is dangerous, and not because of all the annoying tourists. Today while taping in the outdoor plaza, a crazy person hopped the barricade and lunged for hosts Meredith Vieira, Al Roker, and an android known as the Willie Geist 3000. Don't worry, no weathermen were injured in the…
Man Who Posted 'What Is the Internet?' Video Fired
The gentleman who posted the clip of Katie Couric being confused about the internet in 1994 has reportedly fired from his job for it. The guy knows how to make a viral video, maybe the internet will hire him?
16-Year-Old Actor/Chef Is Old Beyond His Years
On the Today Show this morning a child actor named Reed Alexander cooked a little meal with Kathie Lee and Hoda and it was... curious. Curious how easily this 16-year-old boy fits in with ladies of a certain age. Observe.
Every Last Thing the WSJ Does Is Allegedly Profitable
In your crisp Thursday media column: success at the WSJ, Moe on DC, the government is very concerned about journalism, the Today Show is unafraid, and Vice is officially a part of the MTV generation.
Here's the Today Clip That Made Kanye West Freak Out
Tuesday night, Kanye West went on a Twitter rampage following his Today Show interview with Matt Lauer. Apparently, West was upset that Lauer played footage of his infamous VMA interruption during their chat. This morning, that interview aired. Watch inside.
Grownups Doing Grownup Things
[Tina Fey with Ann Curry on the Today Show, uh, today. Will Ferrell's in the background. Photo via Splash]
Mariah Carey: 'Yes, We Are Pregnant'
After months of speculation, Mariah Carey announced this morning that she is pregnant with Nick Cannon's child. She must be so pissed at Thandie Newton for letting the cat out of the bag last night.
