America's Sweetheart Todd Palin to Appear on Upcoming Reality Competition

Bristol Palin's reality series Life's A Tripp premieres tonight on Lifetime (early reviews call it "dull" and "depressing," but note that her son is cute), and still, the public's ravenous appetite for observing the lesser members of the Palin family in reality television settings remains unsatisfied.
Nobody Wants Todd Palin's Snowmobile Reality Show
First Sarah Palin had her moment in the sun. Then Bristol did. Now it's Todd's turn: The Hollywood Reporter reports that the Palins are shopping yet another reality show, this time about Todd's "career as a championship snowmobile racer." Too bad nobody wants it.
The Best Butt-Related Excerpts From The Rogue
The Rogue, Joe McGinniss' much-discussed gossipy book about Sarah Palin, hits stores tomorrow. But why wait an entire day to learn the most salacious news about Sarah and Todd Palin—and butts? We've got it for you now.
All the Dirty Rumors About Sarah Palin's Sexual 'Fetish' and Cocaine Use
The National Enquirer published details from Joe McGinniss' hotly anticipated Sarah Palin biography today, including an NBA player's claim that he slept with Palin shortly before her marriage. McGinniss is the "peeping tom" reporter who moved in next door to the Palins' Wasilla home. Based on the Enquirer's read, a…
Newsweek's New Sarah Palin Article: The Highlights
Long-form commercial star and potential presidential candidate Sarah Palin appears on the cover of the upcoming Newsweek wearing her favorite comfy sweatshirt. It's not a Real-American sweatshirt, because it lacks an American flag applique—but hey, let's not fuss! Fussing over fashion is elitist.
Indian Media Discovers the Terrors of Reporting on Sarah Palin
The Palins are in India, right now! Sarah Palin will be giving the keynote address at the India Today Conclave, a fancy conference whose past keynoters include Al Gore, Benazir Bhutto, and Pervez Musharraf. You can enjoy the unusually intense promo clip up top. Until the Conclave, though, she and Todd have some time…
Comment of the Day: Sarah Palin's Outbox
Today we learned that lots and lots of Sarah Palin's emails are going to be made public soon, sparking much speculation about just what these emails might say. For our money, one commenter got it exactly right.
Watch Willow Palin Crash a Stock Car While Racing with her Dad
Last night on Sarah Palin's Alaska, the Palins decided that middle daughter and noted homophobe Willow should try driving. So they threw her behind the wheel of a stock car and made her race with Todd. Inevitably, she crashed.
Joe Miller Still Can't Give Straight Answer About Palin's Presidential Qualifications
Okay, now we're really starting to understand why Todd Palin got so furious at Alaska Senate candidate (and Sarah Palin endorsee) Joe Miller. Because Fox News asked him again today about Sarah Palin's presidential qualifications, and he still answered vaguely.
Todd Palin Confirms: That Was His Bitchy Email
Todd Palin has confirmed the authenticity of his angry, grammar-free email to an endorsee that leaked yesterday.
Journalist Is Done Spying on Sarah Palin
Journalist Joe McGinniss moved next-door to Sarah Palin May to research a new book about her. Sarah and Todd got mad. But now that he's got enough pictures of the Palins' kitchen, McGinniss is moving out. (Kidding: He didn't spy!)
Todd Palin Mostly Hangs Around the House, Threatening People
America's Future First Family, The Palins, are whiling away their time up in Wasilla, Alaska, as usual. Sarah's counting her speaking money; Bristol's counting her speaking money; and Todd—well, Todd's just there to intimidate the reporters.
Palin's Banned Blogger List (and Two-Page Event Rider) Revealed!
In which we discover the identity of the mysterious fourth person banned from Sarah Palin's book tour, and that Todd was in charge of enforcing the "no entry" list.
Todd Palin's Turn to Quit Job
All of the Palins are such quitters! First Sarah Palin gradually quit making sense over the course of many years, then she quit being governor, and now Todd Palin has quit working the oilfields that gave them blue collar cred.
