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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/05/09

    In reply to Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
    "Shitcanned" means fired. I think you mean "shitfaced." #rihanna
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    11/05/09

    @SaraRueful: Cultural difference! But thanks, I'll change it. #rihanna
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
    "Thou shalt not fornicate." Prejean is safe as the TMZ article truly clarifies that the home-made porn is a solo act. Who knew she had such talent? #rihanna
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    11/01/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    The only thing worse than this is if Kate Gosselin becomes a Jew. That haircut alone must be violating some or the other halakhic law, no? #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    People, seriously, do some homework.

    Gawker is on the wrong side of this Gosselin story.

    Jon wanted those kids off that reality show well-before the show ended, and he made that clear during actual episodes of the show from the second or third season.

    Does he suck at PR? Yes. Did he go a little crazy with the ladies? Maybe. But he also finally got the guts together to stop prostituting out his kids.

    He is a not so bright dude who is now trying to keep his kids off TV.

    He has TLC and Kate trying to continue the exploitation of the kids, and meanwhile, the mainstream and gossip-media are dumping shit on him. If he does kill himself, the kids will basically be nothing but little money-makers born and raised in captivity as part of a plan by Kate Gosselin who was obsessed as a teen with the fame that "multiples" can bring. Pretty fucking sick.

    How about at LEAST doing a little research before heaping on more hate to someone who is essentially completely alone in the world at the moment? This is *not* your typical celebrity is an ass situation.

    Vanity Fair Article:
    [bit.ly]

    Relatives Trying to Save the Kids
    [truthbreedshatred.blogspot.com]

    Somewhere exist mirror links to the original posts written by the kids' aunt Jodi for the above blog. They discussed how horribly the kids were being treated and how Jon wanted to stop the show. They are from a few YEARS AGO. Sorry but although I follow this story I don't follow it closely enough to have saved those links.

    In any case, if the media (even gossip sites) keeps sourcing only *itself* over and over on this story, it's going to continue to miss the REAL scoop here.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/31/09

    @themediatrix: + @all: Kindly please STOP commenting on this thread. If you keep it up, it's gonna make my Yiddish jokes down-thread vanish into a black hole of oblivion and I shall have labored in vain. Also, who cares? It's Saturday, it's Halloween, we just want entertainment, Foster delivered. Screw quote journalisistic objectivity unquote. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: um, no. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @themediatrix: Um, upper-case fail.

    (Sorry; don't mean to be mean. They don't celebrate Halloween in Berlin & it's way late & I'm a little bored & looking for trouble.) #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: Sorry you didn't find my response clever or entertaining. I'm not trying to be.

    I just don't have a sense of humor about the fact that eight kids are working (six from birth) to support their mom's fantasy of being a celebrity.

    (Hope you find trouble and some fun this evening.) #jongosselin
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    11/01/09

    @snugbug: Yiddish jokes? Yes, please. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @themediatrix: I didn't know Jon Gosselin commented on Gawker. Welcome to the fray, buddy. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @saralapua: If anyone should do a little research, it's you darlin'. D'ya think jongosselin is a san francisco-based tech-dabbling public radio journalist with feminist sensibilities who's been posting on gawker for a couple of years?

    Please stop wasting our time.
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    Edited by themediatrix at 11/02/09 1:26 PM themediatrix was starred themediatrix was unstarred
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    11/02/09

    @themediatrix: Right back atcha. Chill out. It's gawker and you're apparently wound up tighter than a drum. Wow, talk about channeling anxiety into weird forums. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @saralapua: *yawn* #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Rabbi Smiley Botox is the same guy who was peddling his "lost Michael Jackson tapes" book earlier this month. I always thought one had to be involved in a sexual act for money, to be a whore, but I am learning how wrong I was...
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Jon Gosselin? As if the Jews hadn't suffered enough already. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Oh sweet Jesus. The giant whitehead on that greasy forehead. #jongosselin
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Quite possibly your greated gossip roundup ever. Speaking on behalf of all Christians, though, we never wanted him in the first place. If we have to play this "toss the steaming bag of poop" around for more than a month, I will be very disappointed. And smelly. #jongosselin
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    Image of DrChickenbeer DrChickenbeer
    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Us athiests don't want him either. Maybe the Scientologists? #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @DrChickenbeer: He sounds like a thetan... so maybe? #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: I think we should give him to the Unitarians. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @ms_priestypants: Agreed. Let's get on that. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Here is a little wisdom from my bubie that works for Tsar's and Jon Gosselins alike: "May the tsar be happy and healthy, may he have many, many children, and may they have many, many children... Far away from me." #jongosselin
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    11/01/09

    @BeeGee: Your Bubie is awesome! #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Foster, please marry me.

    XO
    Nice Jewish Girl (stuck in The South) #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Get in line, klafte! I kid, I kid.. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: O hai thar! Will you marry me if Foster won't? #jongosselin
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/31/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Only* if you went to a Jewish summer camp in the South. Coleman represent.

    *There are exceptions.
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    10/31/09

    @Foster Kamer: Bloody Hell. I went to J00 camp in the Poconos. #jongosselin
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    11/01/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Shit, are you me??!! But I am an Honorary Jew and very married. Perchance, you are my doppelganger from an alternate timeline and our parallel universes just intersected. #jongosselin
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    11/01/09

    @Wrapitup: I'm Bizzaro Wrapitup.

    Full disclosure - I'm very married too, but I suffer from no delusions of grandeur. My husband would trade me in a nanosecond for a vintage Jazzmaster. #jongosselin
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    11/01/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Jesus! Okay we have to form a crime-fighting team stat. One more nice Jewish girl from the South and Foster will be giving us instructions from a speaker phone thingy. First case: what is hiding in Kate Gosselin's hair? #jongosselin
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    11/01/09

    @Wrapitup: Do you think Foster would let us wear capes? I'm not much on the tights but I have always wanted to wear a cape.

    In Kate's hair: Jon's dignity? #jongosselin
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Item 3 makes little sense, isn't funny, and links directly back to the Gawker main site. Is there a meta-joke there I'm not getting?

    PS. Is Rabbi Smuley the "rabbi shmuley" that Tracy Jordan needed to talk to on 30 rock when he "lost touch with his roots"?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/31/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: "via an august news organization, the designator of which is known for his breakthrough research in the field of Lady Gaga's penis." That would be this site, and that would be me. The designation is not official, and the theoretical quotes are not real. Yet. And yes. This is that exact same rabbi, who is also, apparently, "America's Rabbi."
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    10/31/09

    @Foster Kamer: You guys should create a trophy and mail it to his house. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09


    @Foster Kamer:

    Looks like it's Theoretical Quotes Week. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: I was wondering if it was the same rabbi that broadcast that Elaine was "jealous of her friend George -- a loser" getting married on Seinfeld back in the day. #jongosselin
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    It just hit me that Jon Gosselin is the reason I am single.
    He is that sort of guy who coasts from relationship to relationship with dominant partners, who he ultimately becomes so dependent upon that they practically have to tell him every single freaking thing he needs to do including wiping front to back, and then acts the victim when some inner sense of entitlement isn't properly fawned over/ partner gets sick of it and says take care of your own wiping, repeat ad infinitum, and manages to never take responsibility for anything, ever, all the while thinking he is somehow valuable and desirable by the ever-younger, naive women he seeks out. And then he goes on a date with me and talks about how he writes poetry and is a deep, damaged soul and I run screaming from the table and never date again.
    I blame you, sir! #jongosselin
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    Image of Tangelique21 Tangelique21
    10/31/09

    @ms_priestypants: There are good men in the world please don't let the "male" Jon, keep you from finding a wonderful man and enjoying married family life with him. Tikyra
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/31/09

    @ms_priestypants: Oh sweetheart, don't lose hope because of silly ol' Jonny boy... he is soooooo sophomore year of high school its not even funny. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @Tangelique21: Oops- snark ran over into unintelligibly self-referential. I don't really blame Gosselin for my singleness, I blame Jesus. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: That didn't read the way I wanted it to- I meant it to be more funny critique, less Cathy-comic! #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @ms_priestypants: Don't worry, I would never mistake you for Cathy-comic - but I know exactly the kind of guy you're talking about. Do you know how many times I've wanted to run screaming from a table? #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion

    Asshole rabbis everywhere!

    [gawker.com]

    (Couldn't link to this as the link doesn't take you to the comment. Hungarians, get off the cheap Croatian vodka) #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Kinda makes you wish Menachem Schneerson really is the mosheach so he could come back and kick Boteach right below the tzistzis. (My apologies here to the goyim.)
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    10/31/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: No need to apologize, the Mitteleuropean goyim such as myself are totally familiar with the Lubavitcher Rebbe (RIP) and the Yiddish speak.. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: Lenny Bruce said that everybody in New York is Jewish. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Right he was!

    ..And let's illustrate this truth with another joke:

    ..Rabbi Ben Kaddish was walking down Park Avenue and stepped into a fancy gourmet food shop.

    A salesperson in an immaculate white coat approached him and politely asked, "Can I help you, Sir?"

    "Yes," replied the Rabbi, "I would like to buy a pound of lox."

    "Oh, no," responded the dignified salesperson, "You mean smoked salmon."

    "OK, a pound of smoked salmon, then."

    "Anything else?"

    "Yes, a dozen blintzes."

    "You surely mean crêpes.."

    "Okay, a dozen crêpes."

    "Anything else?"

    "Yes. A pound of chopped liver."

    "Ah, no! You mean pâté."

    "Okay," said the Rabbi, "A pound of pâté then, and I'd like you to deliver all of this to my house on Saturday."

    "Look," retorted the indignant salesperson, "we don't schlep on Shabbat!" #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: I once had the pleasure of witnessing the set-up of a good joke about Jewish logic play out in real life:

    Walking through JFK, I asked a passerby the time. His response: "Whynchagetya'ownfuckinwatch?"

    A tidy elderly gentlemen boarded the train to Chelm and made his way to his compartment. There, he found a young man reading a newspaper. After the train pulled out of the station, the young man looks over his paper a few times at the older man and then asks: "Pardon me, sir, do you know the time?" The older man looks at him and says: "Fuck you."

    "I beg your pardon," says the young man. "What did I do to deserve that?"

    "Look," says the older man, "you seem very nice. Let's say I tell you what time it is... You'll think I'm a nice fellow, and maybe you'll ask me more questions. We'll get to talking, and I might think that you are a nice young fellow too. I'd probably invite you to get off at my stop and come to dinner at my house, where you'd meet my daughter and you'd fall in love with each other. I'm going to let a guy who can't afford his own watch marry my daughter?" #jongosselin
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    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    It's reassuring that Rabbi Shmuley is "married to his wife, Debbie." It would be super-awkward if he were married to someone else's wife.

    Foster, I got a Rabbi joke* for you:

    "Rabbi Zwi Chaim Yisroel of Vitebsk was an Orthodox scholar of the Torah. Also a man who developed whining to an art unheard in the West and inspired many pogroms with his sense of humor. Once, while he was on his way to synagogue to celebrate the sacred Jewish holiday commemorating God's reneging on every promise He ever made, a woman stopped him and asked the following question:

    "Rabbi, why are we not allowed to eat pork?"
    "We're not?" the Rev said incredulously. "Uh-oh."

    *(It's a mash-up of several jokes by my favorite Jewish funnyman. If you can guess who it is, I give you permission to fire up the stove on this blessed Shabbat.) #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: The economical version of every Jewish holiday: "They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!"

    Yours truly, Self-Hating Jew

    (I need that disclaimer because a Danish guy once tried to kill me for telling a Jewish joke in mixed company)
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    10/31/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I don't know what my peoples' version of this would be, maybe- some stuff happened 2000 years ago, let's put on some fancy outfits, swing some incense, sing, talk about justice, and then go and drink martinis at the club. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: Lenny Bruce or David Steinberg. I'll go with Bruce but I wouldn't be surprised the other way. (Very Jewish answer here, but at least I didn't answer it with a question. Why would I?) #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Meshugas! It's Allen Stewart Konigsberg.. #jongosselin
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    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: "They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!"

    What a gorgeously life-affirming summation of the Jewish ethos! I'm verklemmt in a tender and non-ironic way. Seriously, that was poetic. xo. #jongosselin
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    @ms_priestypants:

    Angl0-Saxon Catholics? #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: Oy! I got it wrong. Such a shonda. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @ms_priestypants: Martinis at the club after my grandmother's 5 o'clock scotch on the rocks and an hour-long phone call with her, tinged with what seems to be a British accent from her time spent in the flat overlooking Hyde park, about how hard it was with my grandfather as an exec. for big oil. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: I assume all jokes about trayf are by Woody Allen. #jongosselin
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    @Foster Kamer: Biiiingo! #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: ding ding ding (rings the sanctus bells). #jongosselin
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    @ms_priestypants:

    Signaling the end of round one at the "Whole Magilla Thrilla" #jongosselin
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    11/01/09

    @snugbug: May I? In Freud's The Joke, he repeats a joke possibly told by Viennese Jews about Galitzine Jews. He also tells us that the Viennese Jews regarded the Galitzines as unhygenic. So, here we go:

    "Two Jews meet in front of the baths. 'Have you already taken a bath?' asks one of them. 'Why?' the other says, 'Is one missing?'"
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    @snugbug: But I think the Woody Allen joke that best fits Rabbi Shmuley Boteach is this one from "Hassidic Tales, with a Guide to Their Interpretation by the Noted Scholar." Okay, so here it is:

    A man journeyed to Chelm in order to seek the advice of Rabbi Ben Kaddish, the holiest of all ninth-century rabbis and perhaps the greatest noodge of the medieval era.

    "Rabbi," the man asked, "where can I find peace?"

    The Hassid surveyed him and said, "Quick, look behind you!"

    The man turned around, and Rabbi Ben Kaddish smashed him in the back of the head with a candlestick. "Is that peaceful enough for you?" he chuckled, adjusting his
    yarmulke. #jongosselin
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    11/01/09

    @i'm a bottle: The first Freud joke should be laughed at solely on its technical merits.
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    I like that MJ died so now Shmuley has a new nutcase to "advise" on the most obvious, common sense shit. I thought Jon and Kate were so big on their Christian faith that they crapped out 8 kids, what a poseur. #jongosselin
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/31/09

    @autoclavicle: If I know anything about this situation (which I don't, really) it's that the Christianity was probably something to fall back on because of the choice to have the children. It justified the insanity of their decision by giving them a platform of general religious insanity, which in the math formula of modern American life almost causes their choice to make semi-logical sense. I don't think when Kate went in to get IVF treatment she was thinking about "God's gift" because at that point he'd left them incapable of having children on their own, and she sought the help of science to create a batch of super children. I suspect it wasn't until they exploded out of her and she and John realized the mess they were in did she decide to view the choice not to selectively reduce as, "staying true to God, who gave us this gift." God gave you know gift; he tried to keep you from having this "gift," fools.

    In conclusion, I think God (and you) had the right idea. Poseurs indeed. #jongosselin
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/31/09

    @ampersandparade: The Gosselins are what happen when Man tampers in God's domain. Didn't they see Bride of the Monster? #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: I'm sure we'll all be relieved when this ends in an atomic explosion. #jongosselin
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