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    Oprah Battles Clooney for the Toronto Spotlight; Soderbergh Just Wants to Paint

    Paris Hilton to Make Todd Solondz's 'Happiness' Sequel Even Weirder

    Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality

    Inside A Pee Wee-Starring 'Happiness 2' and a Peter Gallagher- Retaining 'Center Stage 2'
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    09/14/09

    In reply to Oprah Battles Clooney for the Toronto Spotlight; Soderbergh Just Wants to Paint
    Soderbergh is awesome. To punish my 11 year old, I took her to "Che" and made her sit through it...parts 1 AND 2...
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    09/14/09

    In reply to Oprah Battles Clooney for the Toronto Spotlight; Soderbergh Just Wants to Paint
    ...Steven Soderberg has sold the financing for his next film...

    Is this is a new or old power level in Ho'wood? Selling the right to give a director a ton of money to make his movie? I am in awe.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    09/14/09

    In reply to Oprah Battles Clooney for the Toronto Spotlight; Soderbergh Just Wants to Paint
    I know Oprah is (co-)responsible for the distribution and promotion of Precious, which is great for the film, but if I hear one more person refer to it as "Oprah's movie" I'm gonna vom.
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    09/14/09

    @homoviper: Also, hasn't Precious been playing festivals since the late '90s? I want to see it, but for god's sake will someone just put that movie in a fucking theater already?
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    A quick glance at IMDB reveals Paul Ruebens to be part of the cast. Pee Wee! Happiness was one of my favorite films of the 90's, so I am looking forward to this cinematic treat. I am sure Todd Solondz is smart enough to use PH in small doses. In fact, she is not featured on the cast list. Cameo appearance?
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    Image of Agador Spartacus Agador Spartacus
    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    Great. I already have a strange but intense crush on Allison Janney that I haven't dealt with yet, and now this.
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    11/12/08

    @Chareth Cutestory: So this is where the queue forms? I feel like I've been wandering around with my West Wing glossies for days now.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    Anyone who thinks it's hot, the answer is FAIL. Not hot. Because I said so.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: Or queen has spoken.
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    11/12/08

    @BookishLookish: ^^ Our
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    Image of Ha Ha Sound Ha Ha Sound
    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    Curiously, I find myself craving some black licorice after looking at this picture.


    OK, that's a lie.

     Reply
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    New Jersey's not so bad! I'm living in a state of irony.
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    I'm sure she's found blood in her BM before.
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    I would love to see her attacked by a pack of small rampaging dogs.


    Good fun!

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/12/08

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin:


    That's cold.

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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    11/13/08

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Perhaps, but I'm also not the one that leaves my dogs in a closet to starve to death and die.
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    I don't know...I see this as more of a Meryl Streep role.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    11/12/08

    @Mymoustache: Ha! She could lock lips with Allison Janney again.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    I just think a Real Doll is sexier. At least you don't expect animation.


    I mean, the whole submissive thing, isn't part of the appeal that the subject have, I don't know, subjectivity? That they are giving up something? There's nothing there, there.

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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: For me, it's the microphone. I'm frightened that she might talk.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: She can give up money. If you spank her, gold doubloons fly out.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/12/08

    @Mount_Prion: Ha!


    @Hey_mikey: You freaky.

     Reply
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    Since that John McCain video I'm forming a different opinion of her.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    She has quite a lovely figure. I don't think the production company will be sending you a replacement photo that covers up her knotty bits. These are still just big thumbnails. Could you let us click through to the high rez version? I click and I click -- Nothing.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/12/08

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You have to hover directly over the spot where her lady bits should be.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/12/08

    @bytememehard:


    ...before plunging suddenly downward like cormorant to fish?

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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/12/08

    In reply to Paris Hilton To Make Weird Artsy Movie Of Potential Quality
    Alright, is that picture at all sexy to anyone? I'm really curious here. There's a way to do that kinda thing, and it takes a real empty vessel to fuck it up. Yet I think she does, and brilliantly.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: i think it would be more effective if she was holding a bottle of metamucil.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: Pffft. Paris Hilton could fuck up a wet dream. And frequently does.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: You do need a new medication. STAT! ;)
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    Image of Mark 2000 Mark 2000
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: I like the light spot where they airbrushed out her twat. Like even children haven't seen it yet.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/12/08

    @Mark 2000: Airbrushed Twat is going to be the name of one of my future bands, when I finally form one. The Riot Grrrl grungy one. Thanks for that.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: I've recently been down with the band name "Almost-Forgotten Dildo," which I lifted from another blog. It implies so much!


    But yeah, the picture is hot if you scroll down so you can't see her face. And the mic, because that makes me think that she's about to have noises come out of aforementioned mug.

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    Image of tammyfey tammyfey
    11/12/08

    @Mount_Prion: I thought of a great band name last week: Resin Hits 'Til Payday!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/12/08

    @tammyfey: That's a Cheech and Chong tribute band, right?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: I'd put it this way: The female form has a lot of charm.


    Sometimes I wonder if women are ever properly informed of what their main strength is, in a situation where everything else (temporarily) fails them. (Psst -- it's curves!)

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/12/08

    @skahammer: Well, according to Paris Hilton it's a denuded hoo-hah and lip gloss.
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    11/12/08

    @BookishLookish: Look, not to take anything away from Paris and her Omnivadge-- but when it comes to what men find truly alluring about women, I humbly advise you to trust me instead. I've got nothing for sale, here.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/12/08

    @skahammer: Nothing for sale? But we haven't ironed out the weekly pay for those...foot massages you promised!
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/12/08

    @skahammer: You're talking to the wrong woman, as I realized this a few years back.


    And Paris Hilton doesn't have curves. Check it. Zero hips. Wrong answer!


    When will the Marilyn form return as the icon of femininity? I'm eating ice cream and awaiting its return.

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/12/08

    @BookishLookish: For you, gratis.


    Just don't tell my other clients, or else I'll have to go back to copy-editing.

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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/12/08

    @tammyfey:

    I've always wanted to form a band called John Cougar Concentration Camp.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: That makes two of us. And I thank you on behalf of my av.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/12/08

    @BookishLookish: Gah! I just realized it was Marilyn! I love you even more now.


    Sigh. She was just that beautiful.

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/12/08

    @Unfun: I do know your position on this. That's why I was whispering.


    The Marilyn form remains an icon of femininity to many of us. We just don't pick the magazine cover subjects. Too busy appreciating the delights of the real world instead.

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