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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    12/14/09

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    This settles it. Scientology is a religion.
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    12/14/09

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    Well, I for one am profoundly relieved that the Commodore explicitly forbids adultry, leaving the vast majority of believers to indulge in adultery whenever they like.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12/14/09

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    I bet it was some low-ranking secretary or aide who snatched it up. If I have learned anything in this life, it is this: If you have the patience to dig, you will always find gold.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/14/09

    @BookishLatkeish: Or, in this case, you'll hit a high pressure sewer main and spew shit everywhere.

    But either way, you'll make the news.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/14/09

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    If this is how poorly El Ron wrote memos, Battlefield Earth seems entirely understandable.
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    Image of sqlrob sqlrob
    12/14/09

    @BadUncle: Battlefield Earth is extremely well written.

    Well, compared to Mission:Earth.
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    BadUncle promoted this comment sqlrob was starred sqlrob was unstarred
    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/14/09

    @sqlrob: Admittedly, I only watched the movie - initially out of curiosity, and then out of pride in my ability to endure pain.
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    Image of sqlrob sqlrob
    12/14/09

    @BadUncle: You want pain? Slog through the 10 volumes of Mission:Earth. I have no clue how I made it.

    I have yet to see the movie. That's one I want to find a good drinking game to.
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    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    12/14/09

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    "terminatedly"?
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    Image of Maya Twocents Maya Twocents
    12/14/09

    @merc6point9: Love it. I also like "severly" and "Adultry".
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    m4ximusprim3 promoted this comment Edited by Maya Twocents at 12/14/09 11:25 AM Maya Twocents was starred Maya Twocents was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/14/09

    @Maya Twocents: He used all the "e"s to make e-meters.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/14/09

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    How does an orginization control people? Restrictions on sexin'. All churches do this.
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    Image of Han Valen Han Valen
    12/14/09

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    DON'T THEY SEE HOW CRAZY THIS IS?

    Gah... I know, brainwashing etc, but c'mon. This is batshit.
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    Image of restless restless
    12/14/09

    @Han Valen: It reads like Spanky and Alfalfa from The Little Rascals created a new "religion", and made each other "Commodores", complete with silly hats and navy regalia.
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    Miss Anita Manbadly promoted this comment restless was starred restless was unstarred
    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    12/14/09

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    I just can't believe, out of all the sci-fi writers that could have created a "religion", Hubbard was the doofus that went ahead and did it. I would be so much more willing to follow Douglas Adams or Ursula Le Guin.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @forwardmotion: I always assumed he started it out as a joke and then when he realized people took it seriously figured he might as well cash in.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    12/14/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: That's exactly what happened. He must have laughed himself to sleep every night when he realized people existed that were so primed to follow anything that he could step right into that vacuum.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    So Katie didn't even get to bone Tom before the wedding?
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/14/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Or afterward, one assumes.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Well, yeah, but I always assumed she got at least one lay out of the deal.

    It's just polite to give your beard one or two orgasms before she makes the official transition to fag hag.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/14/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Does he have the requisite skill set, though? Or did Miscavige find him a stunt double?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Couldn't he just pretend her clit was a small penis and work from there?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/14/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: There's plenty of naughty-bits-related coverage on Gawker every day -- and this is what pulls three comments out of you in 45 minutes?

    Just remarking, not criticizing.
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    Edited by skahammer at 12/14/09 8:23 AM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @skahammer: I was worked up after watching the topless Lohan video on Fleshbot.

    They've designed that video so that no matter what your sexual orientation - gay, straight, bi or lesbian there is something to get you hot and bothered about.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/14/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Noted. And, on to Fleshbot.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @skahammer: You won't be disappointed. That woman knows how to smoke a cigarette.
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    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    12/14/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I bet you did good business writing escort ads! you’ve totally sold this video to me ha. (wait a sec… has Denton finally put you on the payroll?!)
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    drunkexpatwriter promoted this comment Volsciana was starred Volsciana was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @Volsciana: I still haven't gotten paid for winning the thanksgiving contest!

    The video is ridiculously hot. That scene where she's sitting on the toilet and he's half kneeling in front of her - my wang was doing cartwheels!
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    Edited by drunkexpatwriter at 12/14/09 9:37 AM drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @Volsciana: Of course, if Denton ever wanted to pay me for a weekly "Notes From An Ex Pat Drunk" feature, I'd certainly consider it!

    I'd start with the story of the French mom who yelled at me because I wouldn't let her play with my 14 inch red velvet dildo.
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    Image of SarieSarieQuiteContrary SarieSarieQuiteContrary
    12/14/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: She was prego when they got married...I wonder if the ghost of L. Ron came into their house and moved their E-meters around, just to fuck with them?
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    drunkexpatwriter promoted this comment SarieSarieQuiteContrary was starred SarieSarieQuiteContrary was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @SarieSarieQuiteContrary: Or gave them a Japanese baby to confuse them.
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    Image of Cytochromeo Cytochromeo
    12/14/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: They had their kid like a full year before they got married. So unless its not his then yes Id say they boned.
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    drunkexpatwriter promoted this comment Cytochromeo was starred Cytochromeo was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @Cytochromeo: Man, I feel so ashamed when I can't keep track of Tom's beard time line.
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    Image of Cytochromeo Cytochromeo
    12/14/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Well I wouldnt feel badly. Its probably better to not remember.
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    Cytochromeo was starred Cytochromeo was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/14/09

    @Cytochromeo: This is true. It's hard enough trying to keep up with LiLo's current situation.
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    Image of Kent Rahman Kent Rahman
    12/12/09

    In reply to 'This Is the Crusade': Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson
    does anyone know what these people are actually talking about? every time i see a scientology video it's always just a string of incredibly vague slogans like "we can", "they're out there", "we're gonna DO IT". do what? how? why?
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    Image of Al Swearengen Al Swearengen
    12/12/09

    In reply to 'This Is the Crusade': Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson
    Ideal orgs? Clears? THIS planet? New civilization? Eternities to come? What a load of crap. This is just a request for money so they can buy nice buildings to scam more people into believing their pseudo-psychology-religious bullshit.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment Al Swearengen was starred Al Swearengen was unstarred
    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    12/12/09

    In reply to 'This Is the Crusade': Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson
    For an organization that is full of hollywood types this sucks. The acting is bad, the lighting is horrible, the message is not clear, I mean it is cle$$ but there is a log going on there. Multiple eternities, bad marriages, lonely kids, the news. Worst of all was the tag-line/call to arms that they chose. I cannot think of a worst way to brand a message then with the word crusade.
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    Image of clickable clickable
    12/11/09

    In reply to 'This Is the Crusade': Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson
    English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment clickable was starred clickable was unstarred
    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    12/11/09

    In reply to 'This Is the Crusade': Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson
    I think I've seen this video before except the scientology buzzwords had been swapped for GOP ones. Oh wait, not a video but the Fox News Channel. My bad.
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    Image of shayfray shayfray
    12/11/09

    In reply to 'This Is the Crusade': Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson
    Talk about crappy production value. If only they knew someone in the movie business!
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