Back in the 70's when mime culture was at its peak, Tom Bergeron (the host of our nation's top-rated show) used to be a mime. He once pissed off a biker gang during his act.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's three remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's four remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's five remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's six remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's seven remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's eight remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

Today at Gawker.TV, Dutch Comedy Central recreates South Park with real kids, how to become a TV extra, True Life looks at life with Neurofibromatosis, Kevin Eubanks' retires from The Tonight Show, and we dissect Castle's Late Night Wars episode.

Did it live up to the hype? No, but they did kill Tom Bergeron and got Fred Willard to play the Leno-type. They also worked in the greedy network executives and of course—the intern. More Inside.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's nine remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

This week the beloved American clip-show declared a peeing Chihuahua the funniest video in our fair country. A couple was awarded them $100,000 for capturing this kind of genius, prompting us to ask, "REALLY?!"

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's 10 remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

It's that time again, folks. Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's 11 Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread!

Whether you're tuning in for a laugh at the skin-tight glittery outfits, Kate Gosselin's new hair, or you're pumped for another season of dancing—all are welcome! A breakdown of contestants and live-blogging fun inside.

New York editor-in-chief Adam Moss turns 52 today. If you work at the magazine and you see him in the hallway, please be sure to extend your best wishes. Others celebrating today: George Clooney is turning 48. Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is 56. Folk legend Bob Seger is 64. Sen. Richard Shelby of Alabama…