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"I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag! Flag. I Said 'Flag.' Everyone Heard Me Say 'Flag.'"
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gossip roundup
Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
Michael Jackson's brain was not with his body in the golden coffin, Justin Timberlake wants to write a book about golf, Jason Bateman talks addiction, Russell Brand breaks his celibacy vow and Jason Lee fights at Max Fish. More »
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Comment by rudi_freude: I'm pretty sure there's already been a king lying in his golden coffin, preserved for the ages, albeit missing... 11 Responses | Other threads
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don't ask, don't tell
Katie Holmes and the Cosmic Confidentiality Agreements
What's the Kraziest TomKat in Hollywood up to these days? According to an Australian news report, making local film crews sign Don't Ask Us About Scientology agreements on the set of Holmes' new movie, for one thing. More »
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By Foster KamerComment by The Dominant Glee Club: But seriously, what the fuck was up with the Dawson's Creek finale? 1 Responses | Other threads
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mission in domicile
Tom and Katie Moving to the West Village?
As previously rumored, Katie Holmes and her dashing space bride Tom Cruise might be moving to New York permanently. (As permanent as movie stars move, anyway). The Village Voice thinks they may have tracked down their new pad. More »
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Comment by resipsaloquacious: I hope his moving company is called, "All the Right Moves." 19 Responses | Other threads
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trade roundup
Your Mission Should You Choose to Accept It: Make Tom Cruise Viable Again
News of the entertainment world continues apace this dreary near-afternoon. Real Housewives reaches a milestone, Tom Cruise reaches an impasse, and Sigourney Weaver just can't stay the fuck away from aliens, no matter what she does. More » -
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Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market
Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a statement to let everyone know he's not boning his mother, Victoria Beckham's nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under investigation for vandalism, and Jeremy Piven preaches about mercury poisoning. More »
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Comment by ChillbearLatrigue: Not that I could perform this valued service any better, but I think that the order should have been: Heather... 6 Responses | Other threads
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trade roundup
Kevin Smith's New Movie Is for Dicks
TV shows are being cast all over the place because, even though it's only May, fall is just around the corner. Plus, Tom Cruise joins a movie and Adam Brody joins another. More » -
OMG CHUCK BASS!
Ana Marie Cox's White House Correspondents Dinner Super Awesome Celeb Scrapbook
This year's WHCD was an intensely celebrity-packed affair; Air America's Ana Marie Cox was juicing every moment of the star-studded shindig for all it was worth. More »
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By Foster KamerComment by Aler: That's Peter Orszag, not Colbert. Hence AMC's original tag: "Orzsagasm" 5 Responses | Other threads
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Long-Haired, Freak-Eyed Tom Cruise Preaching 'Study Technology'
Yet another old video of Tom Cruise being all crazy-like has come to light. Care to watch before it's removed? More » -
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Can This Tom Cruise Be Saved?
Kim Masters thinks so, judging by her career assessment in The Daily Beast today. She discusses the troubled actor's path to redemption—funnee movie roles and Matt Lauer apologies—and determines him on the mend. More » -
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Tom Cruise Hasn't Met a Script He Hasn't Asked to Be Rewritten
There is little good news anymore. Today Angelina Jolie signs a pact with the devil, as does Walgreens. Tom Cruise can't pick good scripts, and Dimension keeps puttering along. More » -
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Suri Cruise Goes to Alien School
The child found inside a comet by actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will turn three this week, then be shipped off to a strict Scientology school, as it is her father's most ancient religion. More » -
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This Is Not Why You're Fat
Eating one's own placenta after giving birth is a time-honored tradition in many countries. Oversharing on the Internet is a crazy new trend everywhere. When they combine, you get placenta panini pictures on Facebook! More »
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By Owen ThomasComment by Aaron Altman: Would one need an afterbirth mint? 11 Responses | Other threads
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trade roundup
Resurrections, Just in Time for Easter
Nicole Kidman and Woody Allen join forces, cable ratings are up, the Kennedys get a conservative treatment, Ian Somerhalder is back, and, just maybe, so is Jesus. More »
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"Your Earth Skin Intrigues Me — I Mean, Always Glad to Meet a Fan."
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gossip roundup
'President Tom Cruise' Is Best Horror Concept Yet
Today we visit a bizarre parallel universe where Tom Cruise is president, Lindsay Lohan is showered with gifts and honors and Oscar-winner are expected to be humble. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by blix: No need to worry until the little gold statue starts talking back to Dustin. My name is talking Tina and... 4 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Octo-Mom's Kids Already Forming Gangs
In Tuesday's disturbing relationship newsdump, we learn Nadya Suleman's kids brutalize her, Rihanna's Chris Brown reunion riled her family and dinner with TomKat is as weird as you think. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by kimsama: Yes, Bill is definitely allergic to chocolate. A friend who works there told me the staff at the foundation... 3 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Clint Eastwood Yearns For 'Sam the Jew' Jokes
So many unanswered questions: How will Octo-Mom buy the mansion she's picked out? What kind of jokes did Clint Eastwood tell about "Jose?" Where in Warren Beatty's house will Lindsay Lohan live? More »
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By Ryan TateComment by SuchAwfulPoetry: What about Shlomo the Mexican and Guillermo the Jew? Shit's gone cosmopolitan, old man. 5 Responses | Other threads
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advertising
Tom Cruise's Homoerotic Jimmy Kimmel Murder Ad
This ad came on during the Oscars and we're still baffled. It starts with Tom Cruise and Jimmy Kimmel in a steamy, tumbling embrace in Cruise's bedroom. Then it gets weird. More » -
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Won't You Please Let Tom Cruise Be In Your Movie?
Tom Cruise would like Hollywood to know that he's still pretty employable—the white Will Smith! After successful turns in Tropic Thunder (funny!) and Valkyrie (not a total bomb!), Maverick is back. More »
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Comment by Tremonius: Like Nancy at 50 undressing for Playboy in a final career swan dive, the desperation never works. You know who... 3 Responses | Other threads
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feuds
Cruise and Holmes Slammed For Fashion-Line Faux Pas
Kate Moss is not happy: Do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, fashion nobodies, know how many fashion gods they pissed off by cutting the line at a fashion ball?
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New Mom M.I.A. Sought By Oscars Producers
Which is less appropriate: A brand-newmom performing at the Oscars, from bed, or an image-conscious Olympian trying to lay low in a strip club? Decide for yourself. More » -
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A-Rod's Five-Girl Valentine's Weekend
Lindsay Lohan isn't aware how blood-sugar deprived she sounds when talking about her normal diet, and Alex Rodriguez doesn't realize how desperate he looks when with three ladies on his arm. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Calluna Vulgaris: I think what would be best for Heidi Klum in this situation is to reply with a long and heartfelt... 3 Responses | Other threads
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CRUISE. WASHINGTON. CRONENBERG. Wait—what? [Variety]
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souvenirs
Buy Tom Cruise's Backwash for $2,200!
If Tom Cruise went to Brazil, drank some Matte Leão, and then threw the cup out, you'd want someone to dig it out of the trash and sell it to you, right? More »
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Comment by Mount_Prion: This post makes me think of The Boys from Brazil in so many ways it is terrifying. Especially the part... 4 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Christian Bale Explodes His Way Out of Oscar Contention
Try not to get frustrated. Christian Bale may have yelled his way out of a gold statue, and Tom Cruise never stopped to think why those glib Brazilians weren't responding to his Spanish. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Sir Thomas More: In defense of Bale's blow-up: the haters are probably not actors or someone who doesn't understand what it's like... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Tom Cruise Bucks The Jessica Simpson Trend
Dazzling locals on the South American leg of his Valkyrie promotional tour, Tom Cruise unveiled a lean physique and taut set of abdominal muscles poolside in Rio de Janeiro. More » -
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Katie Holmes Preganant, Or Maybe Just Food Poisoned
Sean Hannity gave Alan Colmes a new Rolex and Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes a new baby, reportedly. Disturbing relationships can still be fruitful. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Private Hangnail: Tom was just helping Katie hide a copy of the Mad Money 2 script in her shirt. It would have... 3 Responses | Other threads
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mysteries
Is Scientology Turning Katie Holmes Yellow?
It could be! If a concerned reader and some troubling information about the cult is to be believed. The actress and Cruise-wife was at the SAG awards on Sunday, looking a bit... yellow.
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valkyrie
The Germans Love 'Valkyrie'!
The debate over Valkyrie's box-office viability has tempered since its plunge from the post-holiday Top 10. But while it's barely broken even at home, it managed a stunning Euro groundswell over the weekend. More » -
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Tom Cruise To Seduce America's Women By Being Slightly Less of a Jerk
Tom Cruise is trying to get inside the female mind; Joe Francis slipped into women's underwear and Mike Tyson is, once again, overwhelmed with lady attention. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by dell123: Oprah's expression is so high-school-girl. 3 Responses | Other threads
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scientology
Tom Cruise Comes Face-To-Mask With 'Anonymous'
Tom Cruise has finally been confronted by the one red carpet presence more troublesome than Billy Bush: The anti-Scientology, V for Vendetta-masked group known as "Anonymous." More » -
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Paris Hilton's MySpace Man, New Sex Tape
Paris Hilton made out with the CEO of MySpace, everywhere, and maybe made another sex tape. Tom Cruise has wanted to kill since he was a child. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by blix: WTF is Paris wearing on her head and where do I get one? 4 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Tom & Katie Are Here Forever...
I know you were worried she'd leave, but it looks as though Katie Holmes might be staying here in New York for good. And she's keeping Tom with her. More »
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Comment by Spirit Fingers: In case anyone is interested, footage of Joaquin rapping, RAPPING - Christ, in Vegas is linked below, AND what has... 5 Responses | Other threads
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journalismism
The Rules For Interviewing Tom Cruise
Like many celebrities, Tom Cruise tries to control journalists. He hates talking about his heavy involvement Scientology, for example. But who knew he'd try to force his interviewers to like Valkyrie?
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By Ryan TateComment by Dagrolord: The article and accompanying photo of Senor Cruise brought me a shimmering epiphany. Tom Cruise exists to explain the necessity of... 6 Responses | Other threads
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dissent
Anonymous Still Fighting Scientology, With Vaseline
Internet-based anti-Scientology group Anonymous, after absorbing several months of (ongoing) hounding from "Church" officials, is back on the attack! Their goals may be vague, but you have to admire their moxie. And vandalism. More »
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Comment by katastic: Geez. Look, I'm no great fan of Scientology, but a) there are better ways to protest than this and b)... 10 Responses | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Special Polo Lounge-Madness Edition
Went to the Polo Lounge this past Friday for lunch with a friend, fancy I know, but it was on his work account. Anyway... More » -
gossip roundup
Alec Baldwin Promises To 'Go Into The Forest' For New Job
New Year, new jobs: Tom Cruise has assigned Katie Holmes reproductive duties, Alec Baldwin's famous voice finally got him his dream job and Lauryn Hill is testing new mounts. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by drunkexpatwriter: "As far as Tom's concerned, he kept his side of the bargain by allowing Katie to concentrate on her career;... 30 Responses | Other threads
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Tom Finds a Way to Bring Home a Little Gold Statuette
[Katie Holmes and her husband Tom Cruise at yesterday'sHome Foreclosure Charity Fund GalaGolden Globe awards; image via Splash] More » -
the view
'We Administer Earth-People Pills When Absolutely Necessary,' Reassures Tom Cruise
Now that Tom Cruise's appearance on The View has aired, we can bring you the whole, Scientology-defending Jett Travolta conversation without any delightfully premature interruption by the Us Weekly bumper. More »
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