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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    she could just accidentally bump him over with her bone structure
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Stars Contemplate Suicide vs. Life Without Oprah's Couch
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Antiquated, Fading Pillar Stands Atop Palace
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Tom Cruise Finally Taller Than Citizens of Seville
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    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    (redacted)
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    Edited by Bos'un's Mate at 11/30/09 12:13 PM Bos'un's Mate was starred Bos'un's Mate was unstarred
    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Thank you for this, Brian.

    What she's really thinking is: "Wow, he really is a midget!"
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Maybe she's thinking, "is that cum in his hair or gel?"
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Tiny sentient being stares at a thetan and his consort.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Vampire Francisco Franco Is Still Undead!
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Cameron, thinking: Hmm, was that scene in Vanilla Sky where I told Tom ". . . you came in my mouth, I swallowed your sperm . . ." really the beginning of the end of my career?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/30/09

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Well, obviously, absolutely no one cares about these two people.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    What are young girls for if not to get in trouble?
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    before you think the pendulum is swinging back, remember that we have sarah palin and her colorful brood.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    I seemed to remember that as soon as Paris went on Larry King, post-jail, the thunderstorm blew over and the
    media backed off of her. I think the public saw a little glimmer of her humanity and not just a spoiled, dopey, racist heiress. I'm not defending her; just making an observation.

    Or Larry is magic.
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    Image of cpjones cpjones
    11/23/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Didn't really work for Chris Brown though, but that's because he sucks worse than Paris.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    This headline really got my hopes up, breaking news I hadn't read perhaps.
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