Tom Felton has a record deal and a song about Hawaii. Jessica Simpson makes out with a purse. Mila Kunis compares sex to communism. The Black Eyed Peas take an "indefinite break." Tuesday gossip starts from scratch.
Courtney Love takes David LaChapelle's car and chauffeur for a midnight joyride. David Duchovny and Tea Leoni split up again. Kim Kardashian hands out wedding confidentiality agreements. And Emma Watson talks about her first crush. Wednesday gossip asks, where's my car?
Today at Gawker.TV, Johnny Weir performs a tribute to Gaga on Skating With the Stars, SNL's Jay Pharoah reveals his Obama impression, Conan talks Gary Busey with his blimp, HIMYM's Happy Blitzgiving, and Tom Felton shares Harry Potter-themed come-ons.
Tom Felton appeared on Lopez Tonight and shared with us his favorite Harry Potter innuendos...including a few Tweet-worthy pick-up lines. All to the soundtrack of shrill whooping of fans in the audience—who doesn't love a bad boy?
Click to viewAdmit it: You've always wanted to hear the Harry Potter kids say "mozzarella sticks" in an American accent. And now you can, thanks to this MTV video! (Recommended: Watch Emma Watson's face as she says "Olive Garden.") [via Vulture]
Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter film series and who has turned out to be quite the cutie, stopped by The Tonight Show to discuss his role in the film.
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