<![CDATA[Gawker: tom freston]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: tom freston]]> http://gawker.com/tag/tomfreston http://gawker.com/tag/tomfreston <![CDATA[Limo Liberals Worship Before Their Nemesis]]> Arianna Huffington's new book — Right Is Wrong — is as partisan a piece of political writing as any during this political season. The subtitle says it all: "How the Lunatic Fringe Hijacked America, Shredded the Constitution, and Made Us All Less Safe." At Friday night's book party at the Chambers hotel in Midtown however, the divide between the guests was anything but political. The Greek-born polemicist has herself made a mockery of political convictions by switching so effortlessly from conservative wife-of-convenience to liberal power woman. To be sure, the tycoons she had assembled — Mort Zuckerman of Boston Properties and the New York Daily News; Les Moonves of CBS; former Viacom boss Tom Freston; and Jann Wenner of Rolling Stone and US Weekly — were quintessential rich liberals. But any Marxist observer at the party would note that the guests true loyalty was less to a political ideology than to their class.

Late in the evening a frisson rippled through the upper lobby as Rupert Murdoch and his wife Wendi came up the stairs. No matter that the Australian media mogul gave former Nixon aide Roger Ailes a cable news network to play with, nor that he publishes the neo-con rantings of the Wall Street Journal's opinion pages, and the nauseating moralizing of Andrea Peysner in the New York Post. Murdoch was immediately surrounded by friends and sycophants.

Best moment: Maer Roshan dragged photographer Nikola Tamindzic over to capture a moment of pretend intimacy with the 77-year-old tycoon. The move had all the subtlety of a high-school girl who was still trying to make her ex-boyfriend jealous: the intended audience was Mort Zuckerman of the Daily News, who let Roshan's magazine run out of money before he found a new benefactor.

But by the time Roshan managed to tap Murdoch's shoulder and extract him from his group, Nikola was distracted by some pretty girl; by the time the Radar editor refocused the Serbian photographer on the task at hand, a friend of Murdoch, Tom Freston, came over to have a tycoony chat; and by the time a slightly embarrassed Roshan finally got his photo opportunity, Zuckerman was distracted by a gold-digging Julia Allison. "He's single, right?" she asked.


Img 7497 GlossHey girls! Mort Zuckerman — owner of the New York Daily News — is single.


Img 7446 GlossLarry David — creator and star of Curb Your Enthusiasm — is single.


Img 7450 PolaroidStar talking head Julia Allison — seen here talking with Business Week's Sarah Lacy — is dressing for her new target demographic.


Img 7477 PolaroidMatt Nye, Jann Wenner's boyfriend, with spiritualist Kathy Freston. It's a hard life being the spouse of tycoon; nobody else understands that.


Img 7452 PolaroidJulia Allison looks a little different. Ah yes, no hand on hip. Or maybe something else.


Img 7513 GlossCharlie Rose and Mort Zuckerman can at least turn on the charm when they need to. Liberal pundit Eric Alterman has no mode but obnoxious.


Img 7536 PolaroidThe power picture: Charlie Rose, Mort Zuckerman, Arianna Huffington, Jann Wenner and Rupert Murdoch.


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Img 7502 PolaroidJacob Bernstein, son of the Watergate investigator, is thinking about his flat-screen television at home.


Img 7525 GlossYes, Wendi Deng is indeed hot — and tall. Seen here with Lloyd Grove, the former gossip columnist.


Img 7523 PolaroidNo matter how much he begs, not a penny into that Radar magazine. Mogul to mogul, let me tell you: worst decision I ever made.


Img 7459 GlossSomething about George Bush's crimes against humanity, probably.


Img 7490 PolaroidPBS's Charlie Rose.


Img 7483 GlossWhat on earth is Mediabistro's Laurel Touby doing here? I didn't recognize her without the boa.


Img 7449 PolaroidThis man looks important, but I have no idea who he is.


Img 7468 PolaroidRich gay men make such good fathers. (Arianna Huffington, whose husband Michael turned out to be a political loser and "bisexual" — with Jann Wenner. The Rolling Stone author and his boyfriend had a baby with a surrogate mother.)


Img 7463 PolaroidYou know who this is, don't you? The hotel bellboy — must have been living on some blissful service industry planet without continuous cable talk shows — didn't. "Can I help you, miss?" he asked. "Where is the Huffington car?" she replied.


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Photos by Nikola Tamindzic

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<![CDATA[Meet Microsoft's stooges for the Yahoo board]]> BallmerHighway.jpgYahoo CEO Jerry Yang may finally be starting to ease into Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer's bear hug. But just in case Yang goes suddenly frigid, Ballmer is ready to turn Microsoft's bid to acquire Yahoo from surly to hostile. TechCrunch reports Ballmer has a list of candidates for Yahoo's board ready to go. The stooges, below.

  • Edward_H_Meyer.jpgEdward H. Meyer, the former CEO of Grey Advertising, loves being retired, he told the New York Times last year.
    I no longer have clients who demand that I be at certain places at certain times, so I'm much more in control of my time. To suddenly wake up one morning and say, 'I can plot this day pretty much as I wish to do it, and if I want to take an hour off, just walk around the city, I can. that's what's exhilarating.
  • John_Chapple.jpgJohn Chapple, the former CEO of Sprint Nextel subsidiary Nextel Partners, has watched his baby get swallowed up in one of tech's most destructive mergers.
  • Tom_Freston.jpgTom Freston, the former CEO of Viacom, lost his job when Sumner Redstone replaced him with Philippe Dauman, a stiff corporate lawyer best known for having a really cool son who works at Google.
  • Jaynie_Studenmund.jpgJaynie Studenmund was CEO of eHarmony. For two months.
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<![CDATA[Former Viacom C.E.O. Tom Freston's suit against...]]> frestonFormer Viacom C.E.O. Tom Freston's suit against the City of New York goes to the Supreme Court today. "[T]he central question of the case: Must parents of special-education students give public schools a chance before having taxpayers reimburse them for private-school tuition?" Freston's son has attention deficit disorder; Freston thought that he couldn't perform in math class (the City disagreed) and then asked the City to foot the $21,819 tuition of private school Gaynor. Expect to see the phrase "$85 million dollar severance deal" appear in most of the coverage of the trial. [WSJ]

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<![CDATA[DreamWorks Ani Extends Bird Viacomward, Takes On Tom Freston]]> · Thumbing its nose at coldhearted, Spielberg-disrespecting corporate partner Viacom, DreamWorks Animation names legendary Sumner Redstone shitcanee Tom Freston to its board of directors. That'll teach you not to fuck with a national treasure, unfeeling new CEO Phillppe Dauman! [Variety]
· Now here's some casting chatter we can get behind: Jessica Biel is "in talks" to play Wonder Woman in Warner Bros.' comic book megamovie Justice League of America, a project that may include other DC heroes like Superman (but not Brandon Routh), Batman (ditto on Bale), the Flash, and Aquaman. [Variety]
· In lower-budgeted comic book project news involving stars further down Hollywood's alphabetical hierarchy, Dominic West, Doug Hutchison and Wayne Knight join Lionsgate's new Punisher feature. [THR]
· The season premieres of Heroes and Dancing with the Stars both build on last season's debuts, while new CBS "look at how socially inept smart people are!" sitcom Big Bang Theory (seriously, will those geeks ever get laid? We can't handle the delicious tension!) actually drawing a bigger number than lead-in How I Met Your Mother. [Variety]
· Conspicuously silenced Emmy blasphemer Sally Field is attached to play Mary Todd Lincoln opposite Liam Neeson's Abe in Steven Spielberg's slow-developing Lincoln biopic. [THR]

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<![CDATA[MTV's history of digital-music failure]]> How long will it take the corporate suits at Viacom to realize that MTV Networks will never, ever, ever succeed in digital music? The latest move, folding MTV's Urge online music store into RealNetworks' Rhapsody service, is just another example of its fumbling. One could point out that MTV doesn't actually broadcast much in the way of music these days; to the extent it's holding onto its youth demographic, it's doing so with a TV schedule packed with reality shows and teen soap operas. Do its viewers even know that the "M" in "MTV" stands for "music"? But never mind that. The reality of MTV is a decade-long history of complete and utter failure in digital music. The timeline of missed opportunities, botched deals, and general cluelessness, after the jump:

  • November 1996 Yahoo and MTV announce the creation of UnfURLed, "the ultimate guide to music on the Web." The site is promised to launch in January 1997.
  • January 1997 UnfURLed does not launch.
  • July 1997 UnfURLed launches, six months late. The site later disappears, forgotten.
  • February 1999 Viacom acquires Imagine Radio, a service which lets users listen to preprogrammed music channels, or create their own. (If that sounds a lot like Last.fm or Pandora, that's because it was a lot like those sites.)
  • May 1999 Viacom acquires SonicNet, an online music-news and information site.
  • August 1999 Amid Internet fervor, Viacom creates the MTVi Group as a rollup of its Internet websites, hoping to take it public to cash in on the market for Internet stocks.
  • August 2000With an IPO off the boards, Viacom reorganizes MTVi, giving control over websites like MTV.com and VH1.com back to their respective cable channels.
  • 2001-2004 MTV does nothing interesting with Internet music for five years or so, as best we can tell.
  • April 2005 MTV launches Overdrive, a broadband "channel." MTV later brags about how many "video streams" Overdrive serves, not noticing the complete apathy with which music fans greet it.
  • July 2005 News Corp. swoops in and inks a deal to buy the parent company of MySpace. Viacom is widely reported to have been interested in buying MySpace, which gained popularity by embracing music on user profiles and getting bands to use the site to communicate with fans.
  • January 2006 Microsoft and MTV launch Urge, an online music store.
  • August 2006 Google and MTV announce an experimental deal to distribute videos over Google's AdSense network. The experiment, apparently a failure, dissolves quietly.
  • September 2006 Viacom CEO Tom Freston, a longtime MTV exec, is fired, reportedly for missing the chance to buy MySpace. Later that month, Microsoft knifes MTV in the back by announcing its Zune player and companion store, rendering Urge pointless.
  • August 2007 MTV merges Urge into RealNetworks' also-struggling Rhapsody music service.

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<![CDATA[Inside Baseball: MTV Networks]]> The recent staffing changes over at MTV Networks made us curious: What exactly is going on at everyone's favorite former home of music videos? A former Viacom staffer is on hand to answer our questions. After the jump, analysis and what's probably a little axe-grinding. Either way, it's not a pretty picture. Much like that shot of MTV Global Digital Media Whatever Mika Salmi.

  • WOLF OUT: I have no idea about the spell that consultants seem to be able to weave over senior executives. These guys (and girls) know absolutely nothing about the real world (or Road Rules for that matter), yet always frame themselves as the perfect hire. Everything they do is theoretical and can only succeed in a vacuum. The fact that Wolf bombed out is totally unsurprising. Give a consultant like him a spreadsheet and an organization chart and you're golden. Give him the rudder of your ship and expect to hit a reef.
  • AFFILIATE SALES PEOPLE: Viacom's networks sell themselves. To pay someone what people like Nicole Browning made to sell those networks is abject foolishness. You could get a college sophomore to do what they do, and you wouldn't have to give them a fat expense account to do it.
  • BEAN COUNTERS TO THE FRONT: Appointing someone like Eigendorff says to me that a lot of heads are going to roll, and soon. He's a bottom line guy, and people like that always think cutting costs is the best way to do that, even if that means sacrificing talent that could be reapplied. There is a ton of talent in that company, and when they're allowed some freedom the results are great (Ozzy's hit show was a producer's idea, as were many other successful concepts). With a bean counter at the helm, those people won't get opportunities, other than ones that involve updating their resumes.
  • IN THE END: Freston and McGrath have the same understanding of new media as your average canasta playing senior in Boca Raton. Jason Hirschorn, the guy they banked on to lead them, and who golden parachuted his incredibly fortunate ass to SlingBox, was little more than a guy that parlayed a fan boy website into a job he couldn't handle. YouTube, Gawker, MySpace, etc. are the future, and MTV, etc. are the past because Viacom lacks vision.
    Viacom totally and completely fucked up their digital plays. Viacom needs to unleash a real paradigm shift in their business model, and perhaps these are the first moves in getting that done. But as long as the CEO is a 100-year-old curmudgeon, don't count on that happening anytime soon or in any sort of successful fashion. Ad dollars are heading to the web in droves, and Viacom is ill prepared to get many of them.

    Earlier: Gawker's coverage of MTV
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<![CDATA[Pittman and Freston, Together Again]]> Tom%20Freston.jpgWe have no idea what any of this means, and we could probably care less, but it does include ousted Viacom CEO Tom Freston, former AOL head Bob Pittman, and, uh, Kate Spade, so, you know, we'll slap it up here. Also, it says "embargoed news," which is a pretty good way to get your press release up on Gawker. So it's something about Plum, "a new type of media company." Get the whole story after the jump.

Embargoed News
Hold until noon, December 21, 2006

Media and Lifestyle Leaders Invest in Plum

The Kraft Group and James Pallotta's The Raptor Fund Lead $20 Million
Round
Funding Growth of Local Communities Network

Chris Blackwell, Jimmy Buffett, Robert Pittman, Tom Freston,
Andy and Kate Spade, and Barry Sternlicht Among Investors

NEW YORK (December 21, 2006) - Plum, the network of local television
stations produced in, for and about some of America's most dynamic
communities, today announced major investments in the company to fund
expansion into new markets, including Sun Valley and Miami Beach, and
the development of new content offerings.

Private-equity investors The Kraft Group and legendary hedge-fund
manager James Pallotta's The Raptor Fund led the $20 million round of
funding. Ackerley Partners, a privately held media and entertainment
investment group, also participated. The Pilot Group, led by former AOL
president Robert Pittman, invested as well.

Robert Kraft, CEO of The Kraft Group, said, "From our work with the NFL
and other media properties we have a good sense of the value of unique
content and unique audiences. We've been impressed by Plum's ability
to develop both, and we think the company is poised to create a
tremendous amount of value."

Jonathan Kraft and David Kraft will join the Plum board of directors,
as will former music industry executive Kevin Law.

Leaders in lifestyle, media, music and resorts joined the round,
ensuring Plum has both the funding and marketplace expertise required
for rapid growth and sustained relevancy to consumers in Plum's
high-end lifestyle and resort markets. These investors include, among
others:
Chris Blackwell - Founder of Island Records (Bob Marley, U2); Founder
of Palm Pictures and owner of several luxury Jamaican resorts
Jimmy Buffett - World-renowned musician, author, film producer and
entrepreneur
Nick Buoniconti -Football Hall of Fame legend
Jason Flom - Chairman and CEO of Virgin Records U.S.; Founder of Lava
Records
Tom Freston - Former President and CEO of Viacom; Founding member of
MTV
Andy and Kate Spade - Founders of luxury and lifestyle fashion brands
Kate Spade and Jack Spade
Barry Sternlicht - Chairman and CEO of Starwood Capital Group;
Founder of Starwood Hotels & Resorts Worldwide

— more —

Plum Investment / Add One


Tom Scott, founder and CEO of Plum, said, "It's an exciting time at
Plum. We're psyched that such an inspiring group of investors share our
vision for Plum and where it's going. It's amazing to have the
opportunity to be working with and learning from some of the best in
media, entertainment, sports, fashion, travel and finance. We've got a
great team of people at Plum who really care - that's irreplaceable."
Previously, Tom was the co-CEO and co-founder of Nantucket Nectars.

Plum will expand its local reach and content by using the new funding
to acquire additional stations in Sun Valley, Idaho and has secured
cable distribution for a new Plum channel in Miami Beach, Florida. Plum
has entered into a definitive agreement to acquire the television
assets of E-Da-Hoe, Inc., including the KSVX and KSVT television
stations serving Sun Valley. The deal is contingent on FCC approval
that is expected in early 2007. These two new markets will join Plum's
current markets of Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, the Hamptons, Vail,
Aspen, and Telluride. More than 10 million of the nation's most
influential people visit these markets each year.

In addition to television programming in these markets, Plum has
entered into distribution agreements with AOL video and Tivo broadband.
Plum also is expanding online content at Plumtv.com, including local
events calendars, weather, video, photos, community news and real
estate listings unique to each market. Content uploading and sharing
capabilities, and interests in proprietary content development and
production are also underway.

Chris Glowacki, president of Plum, said, "Plum is developing two
complementary businesses. We have a very effective distribution
business that connects deeply with hard-to-reach influencers. And we
have a lifestyle content business that ensures both viewers and
advertisers find us compelling and relevant. This new investment and
the experts advising us help ensure we can grow both of these very
aggressively."

About Plum
Plum is a new type of media company. Produced in, for and about some of
America's most dynamic communities, Plum programming is honest,
authentic and optimistic. It celebrates the natural beauty and
character of its communities and spirit and intellect of the people who
live and visit there. Plum's current markets are Nantucket, Martha's
Vineyard, the Hamptons, Vail, Aspen and Telluride. Miami Beach and Sun
Valley will become operational Plum stations in the summer of 2007.
While the towns may be small, the reach and influence is not. Plum's
markets are destinations of choice for over 10 million of the nation's
most interesting and influential people each year. They are people who
define the culture in the media, business, arts and politics. They are
Plum's audience as well as its content. Increasingly, Plum is available
to a broader audience beyond its communities through video on demand
and the Inte

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<![CDATA[Irresponsible Rumormongering: Stiffed By MTV?]]> Rumormongering.jpgWe once again do that thing where we throw out something totally unconfirmed and let knowledgeable sources deny it. Anyway, a correspondent corresponds:
Viacom Holding Money Back to look good for Wall Street
Producers and talent are calling and complaining to MTV Networks about past due invoices. Ever since Tom Freston was ousted a few months back MTVN has tried to look healthy for Wall Street. With this in mind MTVN hasn't issued payments for 2 weeks and rumors are circulating that no payments will go out for the rest of the year. This might help MTVN look more successful at the end of a very difficult year (companies split and Freston fired). Employees have been told that if they tell those seeking payment that money is being held back that they will be fired.
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<![CDATA[Today in the 'Times': Stuff You Won't Read Anywhere Else Except the Internet]]> Monday's NYT Media section brings news of two recent events in the industry: First, David Carr tackles those John Mellencamp "This is our country" car commercials that ran approximately five times for each Tiger pitching error during the World Series. You may have heard about it elsewhere on the Internet, but it's worth reading for Carr's chiding ("you can wave the flag or you can drape one over a coffin. You can't do both.") and his masterful display of what's obviously a deep familiarity with Mellencamp's back catalog. Also, Richard Siklos covers the recent roast of deposed Viacom head Tom Freston, noting the "small clutch of writers who specialize in the genre of media-mogul laughs," of whom Mark Katz, the "reigning king," is cited. Katz was also cited last week by both Radar and B&C, but this story mentions his "[initial reticence] about being interviewed because he does not want to appear to be diminishing the comedic chops of his clients." Guy won't give it up for Jeff Bercovici, but will happily talk to the Times: this is why we still need print media.

American Tragedies, to Sell Trucks

Man Walks Into a Celebrity Lunch... and the Jokes Are All Written for Him [NYT]

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<![CDATA[Brad Grey Characterizes Paramount-Tom Cruise Affair As A Stalemate Between 'Showbiz Friends']]> cruise-grey-roast - DefamerYesterday's Tom Freston-kebabing powwow was an event the likes of which we rarely see, with the world's greatest media titans gathered beneath the roof of the Pierre Hotel in New York to toast their associate with a steady stream of laughter and uncensored ribaldry, interrupted only by the occasional jab at the lukewarm Cornish game hen taunting them blandly from a luncheon plate. We return now to Variety's coverage of the historic event, with a detailed account of how the crucial rook of Sumner Redstone's expertly plotted chessboard—Paramount head Brad Grey—told a group of executives about the strategy behind his savage capture of Tom Cruise's vulnerable queen:

Grey, who was speaking to a gathering of media and technology execs, said Par had considered two options when Cruise's producing pact came up for renewal.

The first was to "reduce the capital we were putting in so dramatically that it wouldn't have made sense for Tom to keep it," Grey said. Such a readjustment "would've changed the ceiling for all top talent deals."

The second option was not to reach an agreement. When it became clear, in late August, that the two parties would choose door No. 2, Redstone spilled the beans.

"Was it as elegant as I would've wanted it to be? No. Was it more personal? Yes," Grey said. "Sumner Redstone is Sumner Redstone. He's a maverick.

"Tom Cruise is my friend — my showbiz friend — and he is an extraordinary actor, and he will be wildly successful in the future," Grey said. "However, the economics have to make sense. You have to get value for the capital you're spending."

That's a good deal more than he's ever shared publicly about the incident, having until now offered only a sound-blip about how Paramount "should be defined by our pictures, not by our process." Clearly, some distance from the messy events—not to mention having survived the summer movie season with his neck intact—has freed Grey up to say what really was expressed in all those hushed tête-à-têtes, midnight board meetings, and countless paper-airplane-messages reading, "Let's shitcan that overpaid Martian!" that came sailing out from Redstone's office in the tense days leading up to the parting of the ways of the two longtime "showbiz friends."

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: Tom Freston Tries Out His New Material]]> freston-night.jpg· Hollywood's abuzz about Tom Freston's roast in New York last night, where the terminated, terminally nice guy managed to get a few good ones in, too: "I've been, what do these kids do? Swimming the Internet. Check this out. MySpace.com — one word not two. I'm telling you, one day this is going to be worth a bundle." Make sure to read his instant message conversation with Tom Cruise, in which the two discuss their enthusiasm for something called "MEGA-ATOMIC IMPALER." (Which we'll assume is a video game and not...um...a mega-atomic impaler.) [Variety]
· Charlize Theron will star with Nick Stahl in Ferris Wheel, an indie drama that will mark Bill Maher's directorial debut. Yes, that Bill Maher. Nope! Not that Bill Maher—another Bill Maher who comes out of visual F/X. [Variety]
· Nerd-hot director Wes Anderson collaborates again with his Life Aquatic co-writer Noah Baumbach on Fantastic Mr. Fox, a mostly stop-motion adaptation of the Roald Dahl book for Fox. [Variety]
· NBC 2.0 continues its unstoppable march of radical innovation by putting its four most promising comedies into a two-hour programming block on Thursday nights, then bestowing this chunk of appointment television with an as-yet-undetermined, catchy catchphrase. [Variety]
· Forbes hosted a two-day media conference at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where the genuine sentiment among execs was one of "consumer fatigue" amidst the plethora of platforms currently available. Finally, however, one lone voice stood up and yelled, "Well?! What are we going to do about it?!" whereupon everyone in attendance instantly jumped off their seats and shouted "Fix it!!!" They then worked together well into the next morning drafting the Pledge of Convergence. [THR]

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<![CDATA[Sting Of Tom Freston Roast Remarks Muted By Secure Knowledge That He Is Richer Than God]]> freston-laughs.jpgIt was less than two months ago that ex-Viacom president and CEO Tom Freston exited the company, forcefully nudged out the doors by a doggedly determined Sumner Redstone applying steady pressure to the joystick of his luxuriously appointed mobility scooter. Yesterday, some of Freston's greatest allies gathered to pay irreverent homage to their fallen (if you call a $59 million severance package "falling") idol with one of those outrageous "roasts" those kids who run 99.7% of the world's mass media love so much:

"I don't think there's anyone in this room today who feels Tom was treated fairly," News Corp. President Peter Chernin told a crowd that included media and entertainment bigs like Rupert Murdoch, Edgar Bronfman Jr., Doug Morris, Harvey Weinstein, Ahmet Ertegun and John Sykes. "There's no doubt in my mind that Tom's continued success will haunt Viacom for years to come."

Pause. "But enough about Tom Cruise," said Chernin, firing up the rotisserie. "We're here to talk about Tom Freston, and Tom Freston is an a-hole. ... How can you roast someone who's already toast?


"I can only imagine how tough it must have been for Tom to be screwed over by a guy [Redstone] so old that he had to take a little blue pill to do it."

Making note of Freston's corporate rival Les Moonves (who made nice with Freston at the lunch), Chernin added that MTV, the network Freston founded, "now officially stands for 'Moonves Takes Viacom.'"

Whoever writes Chernin's material, a tip of the hat: sounds like he killed. (By contrast, we don't know how Stephen Colbert's Spongebob Squarepants/cheese grater joke went over, but on paper...yeesh.) And while we have no doubt that Les Moonves will have his revenge—we all know he can't resist a good, public flogging—for now, he'll have to put the exact wording and venue of his inevitable verbal takedown on the backburner, and return to his regularly scheduled duties of applying massage oils to the Stegosaurus-like ridges of Redstone's back whilst whispering Iagoesque consultations into his corporate overlord's ear.

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: Freston's Fall From Viacom Grace Cushioned By Mattress Stuffed With $59 Million]]> freston-laughs.jpg Now we know the real reason that Sumner Redstone almost cried the night he fired Tom Freston: Freston's golden parachute just cost him $59 million for that one year on the job, plus millions more in consultant fees, deferred compensation, and his 401 (k). That's not just fuck-you money, that's fuck-you-and-everyone- who-looks-like-you money. [Variety]
Demonstrating its mandate to get faster, cheaper, and stupider, NBC orders 10 more episodes of 1 vs. 100—but then seemingly ignores orders from the corporate mothership by picking up six more scripts for newly verboten, expensive 8 pm drama Friday Night Lights. Maybe they fired the guy who's supposed to read the memos from Jeff Zucker. [THR]
John Cusack heads back into Grosse Pointe Blank territory by starring in, writing, and producing the dark political satire Brand Hauser: Stuff Happens, the story of an assassin sent to kill a Middle Eastern oil minister. The movie is set to shoot this month in Bulgaria, which probably tells you all you need to know about the budget. [Variety]
Focus Features buys the drama Underdog from Gideon Yago. Yup, exactly the Gideon Yago you're thinking of while shaking your head and asking, "The MTV kid? Seriously?" [THR]
Now that CBS has bored you so profoundly with endless procedural dramas and flavorless comedies that you can't even be bothered to change the channel, they're now going to try to slip in some edgier shows. Watch out, they're throwing out the rule book! Schlubby sitcom husbands might soon be able to pull only semi-hot wives! [Variety]

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<![CDATA[Sumner Redstone: How I Got Myself Into That Whole Freston-Moonves Mess]]> Variety finally offers some insight into how recently pinkslip-happy Viacom executive mummy Sumner Redstone decided to cleave his corporate kingdom in twain and install yingy MTV builder Tom Freston and yangy CBS despot Les Moonves as the twin CEOs of his newly split companies, a move that stoked a highly entertaining feud between Redstone's vassals. Notes Var:

Viacom chairman Sumner Redstone says he had originally offered Tom Freston the job of sole CEO of Viacom — before it split — but Freston declined.

Redstone asked Leslie Moonves. "Naturally, being Les, he grabbed it. Then Tom came back and said he wanted it and that created problems," Redstone said in an interview with Charlie Rose broadcast on PBS Wednesday.

The rest is history. Viacom split, with Freston and Moonves each getting their own company. Redstone fired Freston, his colleague of 20 years, last month.

Indeed, it's all history now. Freston was carried out of Viacom's headquarters on his shield by his adoring throng of ex-employees, leaving him $60 million to blow on his soul-searching trip to Burma. And as for Moonves, well, Redstone will learn the consequence of backing his second CEO choice when he awakens in the middle of the night, his attempted scream swallowed by the pillow being pressed against his face, and hears Moonves' unmistakable voice gently cooing, "It's your time, old man. Just let go."

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<![CDATA[Media Bubble: Also, Some Chick Gave Notice At Some Blog]]> jeff_zucker.jpg&#8226; Could Tom Freston replace NBC Chief Executive Bob Wright? We're hoping yes, because a) we still blame Jeff Zucker for Hidden Hills, and b) Freston-Moonves II will make Ali-Frazier II look like Tyson-McNeely. [NYP]
&#8226; There's nothing more painful than admitting that Mark Cuban is right, but, you know, Mark Cuban is right. [Reuters]
&#8226; The Post has a brand new website with spiffy features including blogs, gossip news, and a celebrity-sighting map that is a complete and total rip-off of Gawker Stalker. [NYP]
&#8226; Rachael Ray's friends as annoying, talentless as Rachael Ray. [Radar]

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<![CDATA[Media Bubble: Houses in Motion]]> &#8226; Metro, the other free paper you avoid being handed as you walk into the subway, has fired EIC Mark Moore. [E&P]
&#8226; Let's all take a moment to reflect on poor Sumner Redstone, whose $1.75 million Viacom salary has been cut to $1M. Of course, he also got a $3M stock option grant, which eases the sting a little. [NYP]
&#8226; What unnamed douchebag told Tom Freston "Oh my gosh - you are so brave to be doing this party! So many people must be asking you about being fired! Don't worry, you'll be fine! Good luck!"? Our money's on Stableford. [NYP]

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<![CDATA[Remainders: PopoZo We Knew You Not]]> &#8226; Hey, got a second? Good, take a seat. We've got some distressing news for you, so brace yourself: Kevin Federline's unforgettable first single, "PopoZ o," will not be included on his debut album. We don't understand it either. It's just too soon to see something so great die; sob... [Idolator]
&#8226; At a book party he hosted for Arianna Huffington, former Viacom CEO Tom Freston threw FishbowlNY blogger Dylan Stableford out of his apartment. Aw. Jim Kelly would NEVER do that! [FishbowlNY]
&#8226; GQ editor leaves in favor of being in charge of big boobs at Penthouse. [Radar]
&#8226; Speaking of Huffington: if there were only 24 hours before the End of the World, she would blog. Someone get this lady outside, please. [92Y]
&#8226; Meet Dethroner, the smart boy blog from Gawker Media alum Joel Johnson, formerly of Gizmodo and performer of other ass-saving duties around HQ. [Dethroner]
&#8226; If the boys at Maxim, who'd fuck a rotten cantaloupe if given the chance, find Nancy Grace "unboinkable," you know it's time to put the old gal down. [Maxim]
&#8226; The Upper East Side property blown to pieces by Dr. Nicholas Bartha Bartha will be selling for $8 million million. [NY Sun]
&#8226; Should Glamour dating blogger have text-sex with a stranger in Iceland? Or should she fuck one of the seventeen other dudes she's publicly playing? [See Alyssa Date]
&#8226; Hey, did you hear about blogs? They're good for business. Seriously, if we have to read one more article like this, we're going to smash in every newspaper editor's face with our laptops. [WSJ]
&#8226; Jessica Joffe's reign of terror for Banana Republic comes to an end, letting media freaks return to buying overpriced merino without having to see her flaming red hair at every turn. [WWD (2nd item)]

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<![CDATA[CBS Head Les Moonves The "Laughing At The Destruction Of His Enemies On The Inside" Type]]>

Mr. Moonves is too savvy a political player to show even a hint of schadenfreude over the ouster of Mr. Freston.

With a picture like that, why would he even need to? The self-satisfaction, the thrill of victory, the sheer level of triumph exuded; we wouldn't be surprised if he actually ate Freston right before they took the shot.

A Tortoise Savors the Lead

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<![CDATA[Gawker's Week in Review: Yes, Suri, She's Going to Have a Rough Childhood]]> &#8226; After an extended period of darkness, 4-year-old Suri Cruise finally reveals herself to the world as a beautiful Asian-American.
&#8226; Katie Couric sashays onto the CBS Evening News, and the world is amazed that vaginas can read.
&#8226; And in other kind-of-vagina news, Rosie O'Donnell assumed the position on The View.
&#8226; Paris Hilton gets cuffed and it's got nothing to do with a sex tape.
&#8226; Cuddly rapper 50 Cent trades in his shiny Lamborghini for a trip to central booking.
&#8226; Glamour asserts itself as the most absurdly omnipresent magazine out there with four Today show appearances and a sponsored helicopter service.
&#8226; Sumner Redstone cans former prez and CEO Tom Freston, but not without the employees giving a cuddly send-off first.

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<![CDATA[O Freston, My Freston!]]> Former Viacom President and CEO Tom Freston left the building yesterday following his not-so-abrupt canning resignation; readers reported that Viacom worker bees gathered in the lobby to send him off (according to someone who says to have spoken with a security guard, the number was around 2500 employees). Freston exited in tears and, by all accounts, it was a genuine display of emotion never experienced by otherwise abused minions. See? Corporations do have a soul, especially when they fire you.

More pics after the jump.

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Earlier: Gawker's Coverage of Tom Freston

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