Even Rich People Get Hangnails
Honestly, nice to know.
Honestly, nice to know.

How has Chet Hanks, the son of two popular, seemingly non-bonkers movie stars, managed to live such a remarkably hapless life? Simple: by ignoring their advice entirely.
According to the Sunday Mirror, Chester Hanks, the slightly-less-beloved son of beloved actor Tom Hanks, is wanted by police in Britain after losing his shit and causing more than $1800 in damage to a hotel room near Gatwick Airport, 28 miles south of London.
Early Tuesday morning, Chester Hanks, the son of beloved white millionaire Tom Hanks, posted an Instagram video to explain that “hip-hop isn’t about race” and it’s actually extremely fresh that he says “nigga.”
In this photograph, originally published by the London Evening Standard, Tom Hanks appears to be taking up a pair of seats on the subway. You know what? That's fine.
Chester "Chet Haze" "Son of Tom Hanks " "Man of the World, Man of the People" Hanks was back on Instagram last week giving the world what we demand: more characters! Chet, it's been a while since we could embrace your character acting and alter egos. What's this? Bless you. Prayers have been answered, for we were…
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There's an important thing you should to know about (current? who can keep track, really) journalist turned filmmaker Peter Landesman, a thing that can just barely be gleaned from the oddly self-congratulatory Vanity Fair and Hollywood Reporter interviews that came out last month as his directorial debut Parkland—a…