The new movie version of Les Misérables is a nonsensical, emotional vampire of a movie. It sucks and sucks and never stops sucking. I knew I was supposed to feel something in this ever-welling sea of emotion, but I didn't know exactly what and I most certainly did not feel a thing. Well, that's not entirely true — I…

From Working Title and Universal comes the first official teaser for costume drama virtuoso Tom Hooper's big-screen adaptation of Claude-Michel Schönberg's stage adaptation of Victor Hugo's classic novel Les Misérables.