Like it or not, a pretty lady is way richer than you. And you'll just have to deal with it. Also today: HBO is making the classiest thing ever made, two funny ladies are teaming up to get your motor running, and Anderson Cooper has a new website.
Well, it's official. The long-rumored Whitney Port (who acts as both Rosencrantz and Guildenstern on The Hills) will be getting her own MTV reality show called The City. And working with Diane von Furstenberg, who continues to sell herself off in little pieces. [Us]
From the New York Times. Prized playwright Tom Stoppard has current affairs-induced writer's block. The Times, on the other hand, keeps on churning out sad, telling little oddities like this. "Arts, Briefly." Man oh man.
As we told you Monday, one sad editrix of celebrity gossip sheet thinks her profession is living on borrowed time. It's one big void out there, the canvas is blank, there is no news. And it's not just low culture. The zeitgeist at large seems to be suffering from tired blood (maybe too much vital energy spent looking…
· Courageous restaurateur Enzo Lentini is taking a stand against the insolent French by refusing to drink any of his French wine. [Page Six]
· EPA Chief and former governor of New Jersey, Christine Todd Whitman, was spotted at headhunter Heidrick & Struggles' Park Avenue office. Sources say "[She] wants out." [Page…
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