Damn, This Girl's Tongue Is Long as Hell
Daaaang, 18-year-old Adrianne Lewis of Twin Lakes, Michigan, you’ve got a long-ass tongue. It’s like crazy how long your tongue is.
This Miley Cyrus Bondage Porn Is Now a Film Festival Entry
Miley Cyrus's short, light-bondage video "Tongue Tied"—Get it? Because you see her tongue, and she's tied up? It's subtle—is now an official entry in the NYC Porn Film Festival, the New York Post reports.
"It just wasn't done well. She can't dance, her body looked like hell, the song wasn't great, one cheek was hanging out. And, chick, don't stick out your tongue if it's coated." - Tongue-wielding expert Cher on Miley Cyrus' VMAs performance
Crazy Man Speaks in Tongues While Protesting Same-Sex Marriage
Yesterday, competing groups held marriage rallies in Providence, RI. On one side: the anti-gay marriage National Organization for Marriage. On the other: Queer Action of Rhode Island. Honestly, though? This crazy guy speaking in tongues stole the show. Video inside.
Brazilians Put Coke On Their Tongues
In Brazil, they do things a little differently. There, it makes perfect sense that Coke Zero is promoting itself by paying for free tongue piercings for anyone willing to be photographed with a Coke Zero-branded tongue stud [Adrants]. It's strategic, you see—Brazilian strategic. Any presumption on your part that…
