It always amazes me when these guys wear "the hair" out in public like for serious. The one thing I can say about Travolta/Schwarzeneggerr/Cage is I've actually never seen the true balding, unlike Piven, the new hair is almost genetically implanted at this point, so even though we know there's a hairpiece happening, you can't quite prove it definitively. It really takes away from your "AHA" moment.They were smart. (With the exception of Cage who often wears pedophile hair now, which is not an improvement.)
If only Piven knew he'd one day not be a sidekick in movies with funnier men at the helm.
@CaptainFantastic: "Here, Jeremy. I want you to have all my numbers. (Recites three strings of ten numbers each.) I want you to call me any time of the night or day. Please. I want your input on every major policy decision I make for the next four years. In fact, I'm shocked that, given that you didn't have all my numbers before, I've made it as far as I have. Lord knows that every major world leader covets your input, and of course I'm no different from the rest. So, bye for now Jeremy, and I'll hope to get a call from you very soon, maybe even later tonight. Because you rock my world, Jeremy Piven. You really, really do."
(As Piven walks off, Obama collapses laughing, turns to his Chief of Staff) "Okay, Rahm, Jeremy Piven now has all your numbers. From now on, keep your brother's weird-ass friends away from me."
@MissNormaDesmond: Okay, I've finally watched this stupid clip by going to Hulu. My version isn't quite accurate, but I still say he was goofing on Rahm Emanuel.
I was entirely distracted by his puffy right shoulder. I like it a lot better when he dresses like Ari Gold.
I "lose" presidents' phone numbers all of the time. Bill, if you're reading this, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I just cant do the "let's go by the 24 hour bowling alley one more time to see if anything good has shown up" anymore. If we haven't hooked up by 3 AM it's probably just not going to happen.
To Gawker, pretty much everybody who appears on television and acts in any way unusual is drunk or stoned. It's pretty lazy, and pretty annoying. Also, this interview isn't in any way "bizarre," by any definition. I'm getting more and more careful about clicking on Gawker links. Overstating or mischaracterizing in your descriptions might work in the short run. In the long run, it's death.
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Brilliant fuckin' television.
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Conan has jumped the beanbag?
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Tom Cruise's haircut suggests he's a resident at a group home.
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It always amazes me when these guys wear "the hair" out in public like for serious. The one thing I can say about Travolta/Schwarzeneggerr/Cage is I've actually never seen the true balding, unlike Piven, the new hair is almost genetically implanted at this point, so even though we know there's a hairpiece happening, you can't quite prove it definitively. It really takes away from your "AHA" moment.They were smart. (With the exception of Cage who often wears pedophile hair now, which is not an improvement.)
If only Piven knew he'd one day not be a sidekick in movies with funnier men at the helm.
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08/06/09
(As Piven walks off, Obama collapses laughing, turns to his Chief of Staff) "Okay, Rahm, Jeremy Piven now has all your numbers. From now on, keep your brother's weird-ass friends away from me."
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I "lose" presidents' phone numbers all of the time. Bill, if you're reading this, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I just cant do the "let's go by the 24 hour bowling alley one more time to see if anything good has shown up" anymore. If we haven't hooked up by 3 AM it's probably just not going to happen.
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