well then i guess it is only a matter of time before joanna angel is going to end up paying for some bullshit that isn't real. and i don't mean perry farrel's bullshit stories (i mean breast implants).
hee hee, perez hilton or oprah. hahahahaahhaaaaaa. oh, I'm crying. Seriously though, I grew up in Philly, and he is real. There are a million of this guy, they come from Northeast Philly (ho, Fox Chase!) And my 20 something cousin has dated about 10 of them. Excruciating.
Remember that South Park episode where John Edwards won the award for being the biggest douche in the universe? I would like to humbly submit Arthur's name for consideration this year.
@SpecialK: But then, when the book sells three copies and Arthur vanishes into well-deserved obscurity, we will have laughed and had beer. And what could be better than that?
"He has also been named one of the internet's biggest douchebags in many many publications. [9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17]"
Why yes, that is 9 references telling you that you're an ass-hat. I had to look up who he was because I seriously didn't know and I happen to live in the Philly area.
As soon as someone proclaims their blog totally "honest," you know it's the kind of odiferous BS that's burning a hole in the ozone. They quickly run out of "truth" and try to rely on their boring-ass selves which quickly dissolves into a withered mass of "I was famous...once!"
Yeah, for being an a$$hole. You and Bernie Madoff have a lot in common.
Mike: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
I actually sympathize with Arthur. One time, I was chatting with Choire and he asked me, "El Matardillo, what's it like to be able to walk into a place and not have any of those disgusting women bother you for sex?"
I think the real crime here is the overshare and buying into the whole manhattan club scene, but unless his posts are filled with disrespecting people and acting like a douchebag, what's the harm? it's kind of harsh to call him a tucker max or even a JFP no?
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And I will read the shit out of it.
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"He has also been named one of the internet's biggest douchebags in many many publications. [9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17]"
Why yes, that is 9 references telling you that you're an ass-hat. I had to look up who he was because I seriously didn't know and I happen to live in the Philly area.
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I agree - I will do my absolute best to avoid anything this fuckwit recommends.
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Yeah, for being an a$$hole. You and Bernie Madoff have a lot in common.
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Mike: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
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